Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm hoping to release Dungeon Cell this year. It's a handmade village building game. 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Looks like Hive is gonna be the first 40K book I have to buy from the Kindle store cause GW stopped selling DRM-free ePubs. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My fiancée is a true gamer now she just googled "does Baja Blast have caffeine". 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026RIP Kavinsky 😢 next time you're driving at night put on some of his music 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don't think I have the patience for Blue Prince's rogue-like aspects. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I noticed some frame drops and I attached Instruments to the game to find out what was up. Here you can see the villagers with the "seed maker" job were repeatedly trying to compute a path to an unreachable fruit or veggie they were trying to harvest seeds from. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026For Dungeon Cell I'm targeting 60fps for debug builds. This means performance in release mode will be great. It also gives you the best debugging experience when you need to drill down on a perf issue. 100 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026When the check comes due for AI psychosis it's gonna get wild. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Saying the "Nth Century" is always a little confusing. It's more clear to say the starting year. bad: "The early 17th Century." good: "The early 1600s." 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Listening to some old @flophousepodcast.com and somehow last name is *not* withheld and a wild @siracusa.social shows up 120 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026media.tenor.coma cat is getting out of a cat door .ALT: a cat is getting out of a cat door . 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025@adef.bsky.social maybe this explains Luxray confusion youtu.be/NnQ6sT2WQwQ?...youtu.bea Pokémon RomHack that is actually worth your time (Radical Red pt. 2)YouTube video by adef VODs 000 0
Reposted by Kris Shamloorob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry. 10081852201 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@elliottkalan.bsky.social Joke Farming was really good thank you! 110 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025every year i beat up my poor little CPU with #AdventOfCode problems until i think of more efficient solutions day 7 was an ass whoopin 120 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I’m halfway through the Night Lords trilogy and of course The Scouring starts today. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025@tvaziri.com so what crime were you gonna commit? 110 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025360 cameras are very cool and very annoying to edit 🥲 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Valve reminding us that Kay was right. “People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.” 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025No need to recommend tv shows to me I am not interested in 10h slow burn that should have been a 2h movie. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Would be nice to have a PvE mode in ARC Raiders. I just wanna explore the world and try to plink some robots. 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025thirty warhammer 40k book reviews krisshamloo.com/blog/006krisshamloo.comKris ShamlooProjects by Kris Shamloo 100 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Tinch with a gorgeous 110m hurdle performance. Women‘s 400m final is gonna be epic. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce at worlds again. Thirty-eight year old 100m contender. Would love for Noah Lyles to have this longevity. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025These are so dope. Exorcists are so cool. Can’t wait to read Oaths of Damnation. Where is the black bg photo? 110 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Don’t sleep on The Orville if you’re a Star Trek fan. 121 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Why is there always 8.5 x 14” paper in every office I’ve ever worked at. Who is it for? 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Hope springs eternal is me I tapping on every @siracusa.social Letterboxd review hoping for a write up. 110 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I’m sure this has been said many times before but it’s so sad you’re locked out of all the cool Pokémon until after you beat the game. Collecting is fun but I wanna win with my faves. 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The Go language compat promise is so inviting I wonder why other software projects don’t adopt it. 010 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Why don’t mice manufacturers ever specify if the cable is USB-A or C 😢 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Todd about to whisper a “there’s no paper in Star Wars” into our ears and we’re all gonna love it. 160 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I ordered a pair of Glifs in May, what’s the estimated time here? 000 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Is the ternary a failed feature if I have to look up the syntax every time? Ternary syntax slides out of my brain faster than a lubed up hot dog across the ice. 100 0
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Lies of Locke Lamora is a very fun fantasy heist. 000 0