Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm hoping to release Dungeon Cell this year. It's a handmade village building game. 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Looks like Hive is gonna be the first 40K book I have to buy from the Kindle store cause GW stopped selling DRM-free ePubs. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My fiancée is a true gamer now she just googled "does Baja Blast have caffeine". 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026RIP Kavinsky 😢 next time you're driving at night put on some of his music 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don't think I have the patience for Blue Prince's rogue-like aspects. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026For Dungeon Cell I'm targeting 60fps for debug builds. This means performance in release mode will be great. It also gives you the best debugging experience when you need to drill down on a perf issue. 100
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026When the check comes due for AI psychosis it's gonna get wild. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Saying the "Nth Century" is always a little confusing. It's more clear to say the starting year. bad: "The early 17th Century." good: "The early 1600s." 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Listening to some old @flophousepodcast.com and somehow last name is *not* withheld and a wild @siracusa.social shows up 120
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025@adef.bsky.social maybe this explains Luxray confusion youtu.be/NnQ6sT2WQwQ?...youtu.bea Pokémon RomHack that is actually worth your time (Radical Red pt. 2)YouTube video by adef VODs 000
Reposted by Kris Shamloorob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry. 10081872201
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@elliottkalan.bsky.social Joke Farming was really good thank you! 110
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025every year i beat up my poor little CPU with #AdventOfCode problems until i think of more efficient solutions day 7 was an ass whoopin 120
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I’m halfway through the Night Lords trilogy and of course The Scouring starts today. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025360 cameras are very cool and very annoying to edit 🥲 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Valve reminding us that Kay was right. “People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.” 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025No need to recommend tv shows to me I am not interested in 10h slow burn that should have been a 2h movie. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Would be nice to have a PvE mode in ARC Raiders. I just wanna explore the world and try to plink some robots. 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025thirty warhammer 40k book reviews krisshamloo.com/blog/006krisshamloo.comKris ShamlooProjects by Kris Shamloo 100
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Tinch with a gorgeous 110m hurdle performance. Women‘s 400m final is gonna be epic. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce at worlds again. Thirty-eight year old 100m contender. Would love for Noah Lyles to have this longevity. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Don’t sleep on The Orville if you’re a Star Trek fan. 121
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Why is there always 8.5 x 14” paper in every office I’ve ever worked at. Who is it for? 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Hope springs eternal is me I tapping on every @siracusa.social Letterboxd review hoping for a write up. 110
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I’m sure this has been said many times before but it’s so sad you’re locked out of all the cool Pokémon until after you beat the game. Collecting is fun but I wanna win with my faves. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The Go language compat promise is so inviting I wonder why other software projects don’t adopt it. 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Why don’t mice manufacturers ever specify if the cable is USB-A or C 😢 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Is the ternary a failed feature if I have to look up the syntax every time? Ternary syntax slides out of my brain faster than a lubed up hot dog across the ice. 100
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/06/2025when you're in thick of finishing a game you fantasize about the next game project and right now that's mostly centered around choosing a language with a fast compile time 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025i mildly regret making my coordinate system having up be y positive and down be y negative 010
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025NYT Connections editors use a different version of American English than normal. 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Apple has many issues with their software. The most infuriating being Apple Music. Syncing music to your phone is a guaranteed fail operation. It never works correctly. Last time it was duplicate files, I guess this time it's broken album art. I just want to sync files, not a Music subscriber. 110
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Some corners of the Infinite Dungeon are nicer than others. 020
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025opinions about Go, Rust, and Swift but each time the word count doubles krisshamloo.com/blog/004krisshamloo.comKris ShamlooProjects by Kris Shamloo 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I cannot wait for y'all to play this. It will be a strange and cozy escape. dungeoncell.comdungeoncell.comDungeon CellA new project titled Dungeon Cell 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025How to be a Hotter Software Engineer krisshamloo.com/blog/003krisshamloo.comKris ShamlooProjects by Kris Shamloo 000
Kris Shamloo @shamloo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Xcode's profiling/instrument tools are great. So easy to get a quick flame graph to see where you're spending your frame budget. 010