Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I post on social media so I can connect with new clients. Their joy and relief and confidence when they see weight coming off warms my heart every single check in. But MAN it feels so bad to post about myself when people are getting killed and kidnapped like this 1120
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If you ever want to get a gay man to leave you alone, just say you’re not hooking up right now. Or “I’d rather get to know you first”. They’ll be like “oh yeah me too” and then disappear forever. 1120
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 09/01/2026In 2025 I made a commitment to myself in a few different areas. Now Im seeing the progress every day 2602
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Just went to a new barber and he didn’t say a single word after he got started. 5 stars 1180
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Starting the year off right leaving the gym likemedia.tenor.coma giraffe is standing on its hind legs in a grassy fieldALT: a giraffe is standing on its hind legs in a grassy field 0100
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Rip abs. Your sacrifice for extra stuffing will not be in vain 🫡 31242
Jon @shamanjonman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Could not be happier with how fast this is going. I’m ready for cheesecake 11113