Reposted by shallow_eddiePat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When GTA6 comes out the first thing I'm gonna do is find and suck off some male hookers. Then I'm gonna go home and play the game. 633179588
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 30/10/2025WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING A PHOTO ALBUM IF I CAN'T ACCESS THE ALBUM DIRECTLY FROM THE MASSAGING APP??? 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025youtu.be/mvCJPEmTF3c?...youtu.beThe Black And White Realities of the American NaziYouTube video by Westside Tyler 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Mike Johnson refuses to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva — because her vote could force the House to release the Epstein Files. The GOP is doing everything they can to keep Trump's Epstein cover-up going. 010
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Post something random or have an awful October. 000
Reposted by shallow_eddieSuzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 21/09/2025DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance! 68104966689
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025youtu.be/p_y-Q-K_TCU?...youtu.be"You Guys are F*CKING TRAITORS!” Combat Veteran Sounds Off on ICEYouTube video by Status Coup News 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2025babyoftheyear.org/2025/genesis...babyoftheyear.orgIs Genesis the Baby of the Year?Genesis Was Born At 25 Weeks Because I Got Hit By A Car, She Has Been In The NICU For 2months Because Of This.she Is So Strong And Fighting! 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025media.tenor.coma boy and a girl are sitting at a desk in a classroom and the girl is talking to the boy .ALT: a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk in a classroom and the girl is talking to the boy . 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The quickest anyone has explained what's happening in the U.S. youtu.be/Uu_vFN8xi_o?...youtu.beThere’s only one type of workforce that they want.YouTube video by Monte Mader 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025youtube.com/shorts/oeHtf...youtube.comPhone Camera PSAYouTube video by Marques Brownlee 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2025This was the "transgender" writing?! I'm HOWLING lmao 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Don't buy a new phone unless it's absolutely necessary but if you do, keep this in mind. youtu.be/K7scVcNuX0E?...youtu.beGoogle is Running Out of StorageYouTube video by Mental Outlaw 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ?...youtu.beChange your profile picture to clippy. I'm seriousYouTube video by Louis Rossmann 000
Reposted by shallow_eddievashíto @vashperado.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I'm already tired tomorrow 518525
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 14/07/202508:00- "Your package will arrive between 09:00 and 13:00, please be present to sign." 13:01- "Your package will arrive before 20:00, please be present to sign." 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Y'all look AMAZING! Where'd you get the jacket? I can't find a decent looking one. 110
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025dating is so cursed, why tf do cis men keep trying to bring their PlayStations to my house?? 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I really wish people would stop telling me that Sabrina Carpenter isn't straight. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025People who warn of potential exclusion are often doing half the work of excluding. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025People who are "keeping the peace" are often doing half the oppressors work for them. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The only reason she was told not to sing in Spanish was to make Nazis feel welcome, there is absolutely no other reason. She stood up to Nazis. 000
Reposted by shallow_eddieLeia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Singer Nezza was told to sing the national anthem in English at the Dodgers game - she sang it in Spanish anyway. The crowd cheered as she finished “The Star-Spangled Banner” en español 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇩🇴 The Spanish version was commissioned by the US govt in 1945 to foster better relations with Latin America. 29560881456
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Happy Gaze Pride. youtu.be/t_S_JjZh76s?...youtu.beThe 78th Annual Tony Awards® | Death Becomes Her Performance | CBSYouTube video by CBS 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025My balls itch and I'm ---- all the time, why do I have to pay hundreds of dollars to go through puberty AGAIN? 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I write dissertations because "fuck it, we ball." gets kinda lost in translation. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Neurotypicals "love" autistic people when we're funny and "random" but as soon as we request clear and concise communication, we're "weird"and "annoying". The funniest part is that they would all be happier if they communicated better but being ableist is too hard to give up I guess. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025People fucking hate my fun, quirky attitude. 000
Reposted by shallow_eddieJoe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Here in DC at the “Unite For Veterans, Unite For America” rally. Trump has declared war on the VA and our veterans. We’re here today standing with our veterans. Huge crowd. 351368288
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Finding out I need extra tall pants is really annoying when people call me short every day. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025These taste like they were made in a Lowe's. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Don't let the outsourcing of our concentration camps to El Salvador convince you that this regime hasn't started sending us to death camps. They're already doing it. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Especially when Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore have basically been abandoned. 000
shallow_eddie @shallow-eddie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025My gender is the cowbell in Teenagers by MCR. 000