Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 8hYour abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. Coriolanus (Act 2, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 14hPeace, ye fat guts! Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 2) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 20hYou perfidious, idle-headed, half-faced babbling gossip! 010
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. Hamlet (Act 3, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You puny, doghearted, pox-marked worms-meat! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad. Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 3) 001
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You droning, boil-brained, hedge-born clotpole! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thou ruttish, bunch-backed scurvy-knave! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You poisonous, full-gorged, sheep-biting pumpion! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thou art the cap of all the fools alive. Timon of Athens (Act4, Scene 3) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I do desire that we may be better strangers. As You Like It (ACt 3, Scene 2) 010
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thou fawning, sodden-witted coxcomb! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thou ruttish, clapper-clawed punk! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You babbling, plume-plucked, dizzy-eyed miscreant! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You yeasty, beef-witted, dizzy-eyed moldwarp! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thou craven, swag-bellied leprous witch! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thou goatish, sodden-witted varlet! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You dissembling, common-kissing, fly-bitten bag of guts! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thou weedy, muddy-mottled vile worm! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You rank, doghearted, idle-headed bully! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You froward, fly-bitten, sodden-witted hag-seed! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do wish thou wert a dog, that I might love thee something. Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You degenerate, tickle-brained, pottle-deep drunkard! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They have a plentiful lack of wit. Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thou imbecilic, fen-sucked bugbear! 001
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs. Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 3, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You rascally, rough-hewn, open-arsed tyrant! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thou poisonous, flap-mouthed pigeon-egg! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thou mewling, muddy-mottled eunuch! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thou babbling, prick-eared plebian! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. Hamlet (Act 3, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You unwholesome, swag-bellied, fly-bitten vassal! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You slanderous, hag-born, spur-galled moldwarp! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thou pestilent, hasty-witted ape! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thou cockered, knotty-pated misbegotten-divel! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You are as a candle, the better burnt out. Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thou clouted, doghearted hag-seed! 010
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You slanderous, plume-plucked, earth-vexing worms-meat! 001
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You ruttish, pottle-deep, folly-fallen pumpion! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure. All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 5, Scene 3) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You unmuzzled, earth-vexing, sodden-witted bully! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thou bawdy, beef-witted toad! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thou tottering, clapper-clawed toad! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade. Measure For Measure (Act 3, Scene 1) 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You paunchy, fen-sucked, ill-bred lewdster! 000
Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thou spongey, crook-pated leprous witch! 000