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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 2h
Thou craven, pigeon-livered rogue!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 8h
Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. Coriolanus (Act 2, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 14h
Peace, ye fat guts! Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 20h
You perfidious, idle-headed, half-faced babbling gossip!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. Hamlet (Act 3, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You puny, doghearted, pox-marked worms-meat!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad. Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 3)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You droning, boil-brained, hedge-born clotpole!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thou ruttish, bunch-backed scurvy-knave!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You poisonous, full-gorged, sheep-biting pumpion!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thou art the cap of all the fools alive. Timon of Athens (Act4, Scene 3)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do desire that we may be better strangers. As You Like It (ACt 3, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thou fawning, sodden-witted coxcomb!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thou ruttish, clapper-clawed punk!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You babbling, plume-plucked, dizzy-eyed miscreant!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You yeasty, beef-witted, dizzy-eyed moldwarp!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thou craven, swag-bellied leprous witch!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thou goatish, sodden-witted varlet!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You dissembling, common-kissing, fly-bitten bag of guts!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thou weedy, muddy-mottled vile worm!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You rank, doghearted, idle-headed bully!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You froward, fly-bitten, sodden-witted hag-seed!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do wish thou wert a dog, that I might love thee something. Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You degenerate, tickle-brained, pottle-deep drunkard!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They have a plentiful lack of wit. Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thou imbecilic, fen-sucked bugbear!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs. Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 3, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You rascally, rough-hewn, open-arsed tyrant!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thou poisonous, flap-mouthed pigeon-egg!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thou mewling, muddy-mottled eunuch!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thou babbling, prick-eared plebian!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. Hamlet (Act 3, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You unwholesome, swag-bellied, fly-bitten vassal!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You slanderous, hag-born, spur-galled moldwarp!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thou pestilent, hasty-witted ape!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thou cockered, knotty-pated misbegotten-divel!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are as a candle, the better burnt out. Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thou clouted, doghearted hag-seed!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You slanderous, plume-plucked, earth-vexing worms-meat!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You ruttish, pottle-deep, folly-fallen pumpion!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thou weedy, rump-fed lout!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure. All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 5, Scene 3)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You unmuzzled, earth-vexing, sodden-witted bully!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thou bawdy, beef-witted toad!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thou tottering, clapper-clawed toad!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade. Measure For Measure (Act 3, Scene 1)
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You paunchy, fen-sucked, ill-bred lewdster!
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Shakespearean Insult Bot @shakespeareinsults.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thou spongey, crook-pated leprous witch!
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