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Shae Revolutions

@shae.bsky.social
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retired poster, sword girl, furret appreciator

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
my girlfriend and I are in
magic card argothian enchantress
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
are 0/1's allowed?
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head
Twitter draft screenshot 
"sir, permission to leave the queer space"
"for what purpose Master Chief"
"to give the covenant back their straight boyfriend" 
image of the halo 2 bomb scene with "he, sorry I mean she" typed across the explosion
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"the red one 🙄"
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I havnt drafted with it yet but I was pretty underwhelmed after doing two sealed events. what am I missing? am I getting too caught up in max speed feeling slow and underpowered?
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
the official release of Naruto was a crime
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
highly recommend a filler list lol
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
it sucks and it's not fair and you deserve so much more than this. we all do. the only way out is through and the only way through is together.
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm really sorry, you're definitely not the only one. Hope you're managing ok 💚
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Mae, Merfolk Queen 🏳️‍⚧️ @kawaiitriot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m using this as an exercise to do something I have trouble with: getting mad. I don’t want to hear that it may not be enforceable! I don’t want assurance that I’m valid! I want you to yell with me about how this sucks! How it’s unfair! How it’s cruel to put us through this!!
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
all your cards are spells, that you cast using mana (except lands which generate mana that you need to cast spells(
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
198 tokens on the field after all the ripple triggers were done lol
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
current Hare Apparent count is 26, just need 4 more!
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high
magic card thrumming stone 
"spells you control have ripple 4"magic card Hare Apparent
"when this creature enters create a number of 1/1 rabbit tokens equal to the number of other creatures you control named Hare Apparent"
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
unfortunately I don't post much anywhere anymore, I'm retired
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
idk what I did wrong, to get like this, everyone else seems to get prettier over time
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
could ffs fix me? idk, maybe. what scares me is that I will wake up fully healed from surgery one day and realize i still hate the way I look and always will
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I dont remember the last time I felt pretty I havnt taken a picture of myself I liked in almost a year the best I get is "I look ok" which will last 2 hours tops before the feeling is shattered remembering times I felt pretty is like that was a different person every compliment feels like a lie
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
hilarious that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic I'm gonna start gaslighting them that it was always ok just for kicks. can't let em get too comfortable
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
hahahahahahaha amazing
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
is simic landfall *good* in standard? no not really does it occasionally let you get unbelievably silly with the mossborn hydra? yes is losing 80% of games worth occasionally popping off with a 2048/2048 hydra? yes absolutely holy shit dude do you see how big that thing is it's fuckin HUGE
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint
the plush "before this plush: loser, lame, didn't get any girls. after this plush: chick magnets, hot and sexy, confident. his name is Hank, he is my slayboss. he is the most yass thing I own currently"
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
you know I'm something of a skilled penis woman myself
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i did tweet that but I'm pretty sure I heard it from @autoanon.bsky.social
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
gettin warhammered baby
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
happy birfday
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
me when I fucking get you
my cats biting each other
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I thought too hard about dandadan and now I'm crying
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
honestly any of the gang would work for this bit except for Charlie who would be completely immune and extremely confused why everyone keeps going crazy for this weird circle
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
instead of a dark lord you will have a god, a golden god!! my power and rage will scour the earth like the rain of 10,000 storms!!!
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
goes extremely hard I fear
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
he's my son and I would do anything for him
magic token Warren Warleader
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
every day that I am forced to labor for the right to live my spirit is diminished
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
yes
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
is Mac and cheese a soup?
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
what if instead of the "male loneliness epidemic" we called it what it is: alienation under capitalism
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
so they tell me
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
the best trans spaces are the ones that aren't explicitly for trans people the best trans spaces are the ones that slowly got taken over as word gets around
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
leaving one blue mana open when I have nothing useful in hand and am about to lose
crying behind the mask wojak
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I feel like I've gotten significantly better at magic the gathering in the past few months, for example now when my opponents tear me to shreds instead of wondering what the fuck just happened I nod knowingly and say "ok that resolves"
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
it's hard to not be hurting from it. it's like everything turned radioactive, just always buzzing in the background slowly doing micro damage to my cells.
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
"go ahead, start gathering"
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
no one understood my "no loads refused cum dump event" reference and now everyone at this baby shower thinks I'm a freak
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
ok hear me out...
arms on arms
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
frogs and amphibians are indicator species for the water quality in the environment. if a pond has lots of frogs you know that the water is free of toxicity trans women are the amphibians of online spaces, the more toxic they are the fewer trans women you will find
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
which way western man?
which way western man meme with kei truck in the light and cyber truck in the dark
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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
😍😍😍
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