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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head

Twitter draft screenshot
"sir, permission to leave the queer space"
"for what purpose Master Chief"
"to give the covenant back their straight boyfriend"
image of the halo 2 bomb scene with "he, sorry I mean she" typed across the explosion

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high

magic card thrumming stone
"spells you control have ripple 4"

magic card Hare Apparent
"when this creature enters create a number of 1/1 rabbit tokens equal to the number of other creatures you control named Hare Apparent"

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint

"before this plush: loser, lame, didn't get any girls. after this plush: chick magnets, hot and sexy, confident. his name is Hank, he is my slayboss. he is the most yass thing I own currently"

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly

Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

he's my son and I would do anything for him

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

leaving one blue mana open when I have nothing useful in hand and am about to lose

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

so like, this was made with AI right? they're just doing this now and hoping we don't notice or don't care?

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Shae Revolutions @shae.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

phyrexian phriday??? objectively a terrible card but I like this bou cause he's 2cool4skool with that sickass harpoon gun also when I was 11 my brother played green and he hated it when I slammed this bad boy on the battlefield