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Amy

@shadowqueene.bsky.social
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Preemie mom and cat servant. Doer of crafts. Typo hunter by trade, nonsensical by choice. Chaotic good. She/her.

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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could not have tied this knot on purpose if I tried
Earbud wire tied in a heart shaped knot
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I had to get new slippers, and I just want to say to whoever decided that was a good place for the tag, I hope there's a surprise pile of LEGOs next to your bed every time you get up to pee in the middle of the night.
A pair of purple slippers with fuzzy white lining. The tag is on the inner edge where it rubs against the bottoms of the feet when worn.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I haven't posted the fur babies in a while
Two black and white cats snuggling on the back of a gray couch. One has his chin resting on the back of the other's neck
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I really like this lipstick, I think. I haven't worn much of it in...idk years and now I'm just playing with all the colors trying to remember what I like. Red and plum are both winners so far.
White woman with long brown hair  wearing makeup including black eyeliner and plum lipstick
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have no words for this ad. Just incoherent screaming.
Ad for plasma donation. Text reads "AI can't make plasma. So we need donors like you. Receive up to $800 your first month."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh hey, his face isn't in this one so I can post it!
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For funsies.
Ultrasound where baby looks possessed
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe today.
White woman with long brown hair, wearing red lipstick and a dark gray T-shirt that says "maybe today, Satan" in red
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
An old favorite pic of Azrael and Maze. (I don't get to take a lot of new pics of them since the baby was born.)
Two black and white cats touching noses inside a laundry basket
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Proof of life (aka I had to be presentable today anyway)
Selfie of a 40-something white woman in front of a window. Her hair is long and brown, she has on purple glasses, a little bit of makeup, and a purple shirt.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My cats are way ahead of you
Two black and white cats curled up on a gray donosa chair in front of a baby
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hi.
White woman with blue eyes and black hair, smiling and wearing a T-shirt that says "hex the patriarchy"
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Since I won't post a pic here of him in it, and because it's the main thing keeping my brains from leaking out of my ears today, everyone please enjoy the outfit I'm getting B to wear on his birthday.
A white onesie with a bowtie and the words "first trip around the sun" with planets around them, and a pair of black shorts with planets and moons with yellow suspenders.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oh hi, it's my face. Do I look amazing? Lol, no. But do I sort of feel like a person again? Emphasis on "sort of" but yes
Brown haired white woman wearing very little makeup and smiling tiredly
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
B's big playpen came with these little clip-on rings to help him pull himself to standing. I showed him how to do it once, and now he's obsessed and can do it all by himself. Slow down, kiddo, you just got the hang of crawling last week. Jeez.
A baby standing up and peeking over the side of a playpen
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
B and Maze are becoming best friends. She headbonked him, licked his hand, tolerated him pulling her tail, and took a nap next to him for an hour yesterday.
A baby and a tuxedo cat playing through the mesh of a playpen. The baby is on the outside and the cat is inside the playpen.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My babies 🥰
Black and white cat inside the baby's playpen while the baby is outside of it. The baby's hand is touching the cat's paw through the mesh.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My cats are off plotting my death somewhere, and none of my recently saved memes are silly, but may I offer you a picture of the t-shirt I wore today?
A group of women in dresses wearing pointy witch hats, with the words "girls will be girls."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The skyline has an answer for that. 😂
Post by William Shakespeare says "with purpled hands", above post from S. Morgan Burbank asking "What color do I paint my nails for my book event this weekend?"
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
w/o downloading, where are you mentally
Drawing of a bunny holding a walkie talkie with a speech bubble that reads "wtf, over."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
Fuzzy punk spider holding two knives with the words "I've reached my mental limit. Proceed with caution."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
Two black and white cats curled up together on a gray pillow with stars. One looks like it's kissing the others cheek.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Your 2026 word: potato.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Two black and And white cats hugging
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Look at this coloring book. It's amazing. Top spiral, so it won't irritate my left-handedness, and the pages are like posterboard thickness so markers won't bleed through.
Cover of a spiral bound coloring book titled "Creepy Girl" with a picture of a little girl surrounded by tattered dolls with skulls in the background. Coloring page of a little girl holding up a mask with books and a candle next to her. Coloring page of a little girl in a Victorian hallway, wearing a nightgown and hat with skulls on them, carrying a lantern
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
All ready for baby's first Christmas.
A bookcase decorated for Christmas with a red snowflake curtain, a pine garland with lights, and a green stocking with the initial B. In front of it is a pile of wrapped presents and a baby chair that is not wrapped.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Sometimes you run out of wrapping paper at 9:30pm on Xmas Eve and just have to do the best you can. 🤷🏻‍♀️
The end of a wrapped box with wrapping paper patched together.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I found some, and so I was able to get him this mug because he'll be able to cover it like he likes. Xmas is saved 😂 (This one will be from B. There's a T-shirt from me and a hat from Santa.)
White mug with a black handle. On the side is a tan background with the word coffee in large brown letters. Below that it says "it smells delicious. This is sure to give you a boost. +3 energy. +1 health. +1 speed."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Orange cat with its head tilted far to one side. Text reads "Nope. It looks like bullshit from this angle too."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🎵 It's beginning to look a little like Christmas 🎵 (as much as I can make it with no space for a tree)
A bookcase decorated for Christmas with a lit pine garland and a green stocking with the initial B. There are crow, skull, and moon decorations on top of the bookcase. The top shelf has fairy and butterfly statues. The second shelf contains an assortment of red and white candles. A red curtain with white lights hangs in front of the lower shelves. A green rug is on the floor in front of the bookcase, and a black desk chair sits in front of it with a thick green throw blanket.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It also put me in a box. Because the little bit of time I had for anything that wasn't work or the baby this year was spent trying to remember how the heck to do things I learned when I was 7.
YouTube recap calls me The Creative Spirit. "You're drawn to creative content that inspires self-expression."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This is from a year ago because I've been a little busy momming on hard mode this year, but I was also over 40 then too 🤷🏻‍♀️
White woman with curly black hair, green eyes, a pierced lip and eyebrow, and very little makeup.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I should be snuggled up with this little dude.
Baby in a black and white plaid sleeper, curled up asleep holding a green stuffed dragon.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Books on a shelf. The title of the first one is "Oh God what the fuck and other incredible tales". Caption reads "I decided to have my life story bound in leather."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Have a tuxie puddle
Two black and white cats curled up together on a couch
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This is why we're friends. It would probably be higher if there weren't so many questions about Snapchat, but I am old lol
The Innocence Test result says "Heathen (80).

You like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. Good for you, just don't make too many bad choices."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I still have to weave in the ends and seal these, but that's for after work. But yay, earrings! (They are purple, the lighting is just weird right now.)
Silver hoop earrings with purple crocheted flower petals around the outsides
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ready for our whole five trick or treaters. I'll be at work, so M is doing the honors this year.
Square plastic bowl containing an assortment of snack bags of chips, two kinds of crackers, and some fun size Twix.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Third time's the charm! Got exactly what I was looking for. Making up patterns as I go comes with a lot of trial and error, but I'm pretty happy with getting it in three. Quarter for scale so you can see just how tiny the stitches are.
Part of an earring. A crocheted sunflower on a front facing silver hoop.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Attempt #2: getting better.
A piece of an earring: half a crocheted sunflower on a forward facing silver hoop. Neater than the first one.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Attempt #1. Not bothering to attach the hook because I'm not keeping this one. I see a few things I want to do differently, but it's not bad for a test run.
A piece of an earring: half a crocheted sunflower on a forward facing silver hoop
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
A white baby on a blue and white blanket, wearing a black sleeper with a skeleton on it
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Nice
The final girl.
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A package of Tylenol with the words "take 2 and release the Epstein files."
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A little timeline cleanse: A very big boy holding his own bottle.
A baby wearing a striped brown sleeper holding his own bottle with both hands
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Man, this meme is really getting a workout this week.
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
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Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into.
Maggie Smith with the words "apologies, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?"
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