Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I had to get new slippers, and I just want to say to whoever decided that was a good place for the tag, I hope there's a surprise pile of LEGOs next to your bed every time you get up to pee in the middle of the night. 121
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I really like this lipstick, I think. I haven't worn much of it in...idk years and now I'm just playing with all the colors trying to remember what I like. Red and plum are both winners so far. 250
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I have no words for this ad. Just incoherent screaming. 031
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine. 142
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026An old favorite pic of Azrael and Maze. (I don't get to take a lot of new pics of them since the baby was born.) 0130
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Proof of life (aka I had to be presentable today anyway) 0130
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Since I won't post a pic here of him in it, and because it's the main thing keeping my brains from leaking out of my ears today, everyone please enjoy the outfit I'm getting B to wear on his birthday. 350
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oh hi, it's my face. Do I look amazing? Lol, no. But do I sort of feel like a person again? Emphasis on "sort of" but yes 250
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/02/2026B's big playpen came with these little clip-on rings to help him pull himself to standing. I showed him how to do it once, and now he's obsessed and can do it all by himself. Slow down, kiddo, you just got the hang of crawling last week. Jeez. 121
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 09/02/2026B and Maze are becoming best friends. She headbonked him, licked his hand, tolerated him pulling her tail, and took a nap next to him for an hour yesterday. 220
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/01/2026My cats are off plotting my death somewhere, and none of my recently saved memes are silly, but may I offer you a picture of the t-shirt I wore today? 120
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 01/01/2026No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet. 040
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Look at this coloring book. It's amazing. Top spiral, so it won't irritate my left-handedness, and the pages are like posterboard thickness so markers won't bleed through. 011
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Sometimes you run out of wrapping paper at 9:30pm on Xmas Eve and just have to do the best you can. 🤷🏻♀️ 251
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I found some, and so I was able to get him this mug because he'll be able to cover it like he likes. Xmas is saved 😂 (This one will be from B. There's a T-shirt from me and a hat from Santa.) 000
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery 110
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 05/12/2025🎵 It's beginning to look a little like Christmas 🎵 (as much as I can make it with no space for a tree) 130
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 04/12/2025It also put me in a box. Because the little bit of time I had for anything that wasn't work or the baby this year was spent trying to remember how the heck to do things I learned when I was 7. 010
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 30/11/2025This is from a year ago because I've been a little busy momming on hard mode this year, but I was also over 40 then too 🤷🏻♀️ 2362
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/11/2025When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health. 010
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This is why we're friends. It would probably be higher if there weren't so many questions about Snapchat, but I am old lol 110
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I still have to weave in the ends and seal these, but that's for after work. But yay, earrings! (They are purple, the lighting is just weird right now.) 074
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Ready for our whole five trick or treaters. I'll be at work, so M is doing the honors this year. 030
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Third time's the charm! Got exactly what I was looking for. Making up patterns as I go comes with a lot of trial and error, but I'm pretty happy with getting it in three. Quarter for scale so you can see just how tiny the stitches are. 010
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Attempt #1. Not bothering to attach the hook because I'm not keeping this one. I see a few things I want to do differently, but it's not bad for a test run. 151
Amy @shadowqueene.bsky.social · 20/09/2025A little timeline cleanse: A very big boy holding his own bottle. 040