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TheChosenShadows

@shadowcla3tree.bsky.social
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Project director, unemployed thoughts spitting machine. Ai hater

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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What chu talking about non photogenic? I would make it an ad! And also I wanna order 2
Previous image but with the tag lines " New Bulgogogi wrap, Taste the fusion!"
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You had me sending you 4 USD every month for basically 5 years and screwed it all up Discord. You tried to screw everyone who was supporting you.
Dan vs meme. "I don't care what you bundle nitro with, you already lost me as a customer." Image shows a angry man with the word jerk on his shirt as he describes his indifference of nitro enticing him with Xbox game pass.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Swell guy, kind of a bottom, jp voice is a JoJo Va.
Varka from Genshin impact. handsome face
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ANOTHER SSS TIER ART FROM NILE HAMM #Magic #art #magictcg
Glister bairn - creature type: ouphe
Adorable lil guy in a raccoon suit he is gathering shiny objects while smiling.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Remembers that earthbend lands re-entering gives you a landfall trigger and putting a -1/-1 lets you do that. Wandering minstrel let's those lands come back in untapped. Oh yeah it's all coming together. #Magictcg #LorwynEclipsed
Dread Tiller MTG 
Kronk from emperor's new groove. Oh yeah it's all coming together meme
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
People pushing Ai for are the same people who dumped their saving into a picture of an randomized cartoon ape since it was "on the block chain." You know what happened to those guys? They lost everything. Including the stupid picture they had.
A white furby with an exceptionally unamused face teedering on insanity.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This card. This card gave me the strength to buy a few bags of candy to give out to my neighborhood on Halloween. If I want the future to be warm and inviting I need to give some effort and give back. A community needs to have trust to make those days special. #magictcg
Magic the gathering card: Friendly neighborhood. Enchantment - aura. Enchant land. The card features a decorated Halloween neighborhood with a thriving and warm community.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This one works too.
Spidersilk Net 0 cost. Artifact equipment. Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has reach. 
Equip cost 2
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This is Sakurai's life work and the direct proved it. This is how excited I was seeing Super Smash Bros Melee for the first time. Years later it's is as if he went back in time and caught that lightning in a bottle to let us experience it one more time. Gosh this was everything I wanted and more!
Kirby Airriders direct 8.19.2025Available November 20th 2025
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The new Magic the gathering set: Final Fantasy; without a doubt, is not a cash grab. Every single card has so much nuance and love poured into each card it's INSANE. It's so beautiful some of them actually cause physical pain because they are so emotionally charged. Day 1 booster box buy.
Coin of Fate 1 mana, one white

Artifact 

3mana 1 white, exile two creatures cards from your graveyard, sac this artifact: An opponent chooses one of the Exiled cards. You put that card on the bottom of your library and return the other to the battlefield tapped. You become the Monarch.Farewell, 4mana 2 white
Sorcery 
Choose one or more:
Exile all artifacts, creatures, enchantments, graveyards.
Flavor text " Stay with me until the end. Please."
Final Fantasy 10Inspiring Call, 2 mana 1 green

Instant

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those Creatures gain indestructible until end of the. 
Flavor text "Hahahahaha!" 
Final Fantasy 10Avalanche of Sector 7, 2 mana 1 red

Legendary creature - Human Rebel

Menace

Avalanche of Sector 7's power is equal to number of artifacts your opponents control.

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact they control, Avalanche of Sector 7 deals 1 damage to that player. 

FF7
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
CHINA BUILT THIS WITH ONLY 6 MIL, AND THE SHITTIEST CHIPS WE COULD PUSH ON THEM! #Deepseek #AI
Iron man (2008) Stain screaming at the head Scientist Meme
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm screwed. She is so gorgeous. #zzz #ZenlessZoneZero #Trigger
Trigger Obol squad stun electric unit from Zenless zone zero
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The Tiktok ban finally in play. I give it a few days until we solve every illness known to man since most people have nothing to do. That or we start rioting ... which ever comes first. #TikTok
Utopian future meme, stating "one week after the Tiktok Ban
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The Switch 2 trailer dropped on the OFFICIAL NINTENDO CHANNEL! youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?... To not spoil it if you are busy they dropped a 2nd announcement which has the date for the real showcase. This was just the model flex. #nintendo #switch2
Nintendo direct. Nintendo switch 2 
4.2.2025
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Welcome The Herta. We have mysteries to solve. #HSR
The Herta from Honkai: Star Rail
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
(Someone follows) Oh yay someone thinks my takes are interesting enough to follow! (It's actually a bot) It's ... Ok
Blade runner sad face
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Look the Polar Express may not be the best Christmas movie, but GOD DAMN is it a spectacle. HE IS DRIFTING A FREAKING TRAIN!!
Polar Express the train drifting in the ice
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
There is no way that McDonald's is giving me a year in review. I bought one thing for the Genshin impact collab and then deleted the app. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sad Kyaru from princess connect: redive
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Seeing Krypto in the Superman trailer and seeing that he is the best boi made the rest of my year. LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTIE! #DC #Superman #Krypto
Krypto the super dog
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It's almost winter and I have like 15 bug bites already. Where was the cold I was promised?
GI robot from DC asking " Why aren't the mosquitoes burning in hell where they belong?"
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
FREE HIM!!!
Mushroom plush jammed into a tiny box squished yet still smiling
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Kellys. If I had to describe this place; imagine that the chef knew and loved you like you were their grandkid. I'll dream of this meal when times are hard. No pic of the meal it lasted 3 minutes tops. #Food #Houston
Kelly's menuKelly's bread and corn bread
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Some super cool #cosplay at #Nostalgiacon in Houston today! Part 2/2 #Souleater #Pokemon #HSR #Genshinimpact
Dr.Frankenstine and Soul eater Evans cosplayLance from Pokemon masters with their dragonite#Kafka from Honkai: StarrailCaptain #Beidou from Genshin impact Cosplay
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Some super cool #cosplay at #Nostalgia con in Houston today! Part 1/2
Izuku Midoria cosplayAsta from Black CloverAizawa From My hero academiaFisherman with 6 magikarp from Pokemon
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If you are are in #Houston for #Nostalgiacon this weekend give Loaded burger Houston on 6921 Almeda Road a shot. NGL I have had some AWESOME #burgers but DAMN this is a top 3
Fresh burger and friesLoaded Burger neon signArt of a space mural of and an astronaut giving me a burger
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Pizza day! Yes it was as good as it looks. Every bit was awesome! #Food #pizza
Extra pepperoni pizza
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
And on the 8th day I pulled Sunday #HSR #Sunday
Sunday from Honkai: Star Rail
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Well time to put up #Christmas lights!
Martha from How the Grinch stole Christmas (2000) using her Christmas light cannon to add lights to her house.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Turkey sliced, ham sliced, potatoes cubed and mashed, prepped, Mac and cheese made, gravy made, green beans casserole made without can opener, done. Cake made, pies made. Wrapping left overs ... Hand sliced .... Hand sliced ... Fuck. I was doing so good.
Isabelle from animal crossing and kiryu kazuma both having a drink perplexed
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Don't mind if I do.
Giorno drinking "tea"
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Behold the #brainrot that has been plaguing my soul for the last week.
Don't actually read this, look away!
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Whoever made these 2 signs for the #Buc-ee's deserve a raise. It was so funny I had to pull over.
Jerky? Boy Dinner.Beaver Nuggets? Girl Dinner.
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TheChosenShadows @shadowcla3tree.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Sonic Expo day 2 The concert last night had more energy and hype than the Linkin Park concert! Here are some cosplayers I asked for some pictures of!
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