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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you folks ever watch a man give a cow a manicure?

Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I promise, every publishing house, whether you're author, editor, marketer, or publisher, they don't care about you. They see you as a product, or a potential product. If you don't think that's true, please, share with us your marketing budget.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Just take this critical thinking test" "Tell us how exactly you'd change everything" I know that not everyone can account for everything, but it'd be nice if I didn't have to train my replacement so obviously.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm very tired, I’m very frustrated. I don''t think it's a surprise I hate capitalism.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Some corporate aligned person comes along, says "thank you for your service" then you're on your own.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You know what's frustrating? How hard it is to switch your profession after spending a decade doing a thing. I don't think a lot of editors or former editros talk about that, but It fucking sucks.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I swear to Christ in Heaven, if you people keep saying that Sanderson is the solution to fantasy and deserves respect I will come back to life and fight you all.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Should we (eldar millennials) rejoice that we are the last remaining holdout of nostalgia marketing schlock?

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

i think, broadly speaking, it’s important that we start making way more and way firmer distinctions between ‘posting about it’ and ‘actually helping’

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My brother, I watch it every year on my birthday. It's perfect. There are MOOOn letters here.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

There is no more perfect casting than Randy Savage as Bonesaw.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

One of the things I think about often is when I was working 3rd shift at the gas station, a dude comes in, holds me up, but he was just sad that his person broke up with him. Even waited with him for the cops to show up. My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Watching the directors cut of RoboCop and realizing that "Mr Morgan" is basically the burke of this world.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I live and believe that there will be a day where I wake up to an internet that is more 2002 and less batshit, but yet...

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

One of my favorite things that Terry Pratchett gave us is that Death knows the song that will end everything, but chooses not to.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

This year I'm going to be aggressively honest and me.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I figure ol Jimmey Stew is the baseline for decent dead guys, but I mean, that is my favorite holiday movie.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

For the record, in a lot of times, where it counts, being clever doesn't really matter.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Ok, so, for you new guys. just know that the media loves megaphoning this man. Everything he says, no matter how fucking insane or stupid to any rational human it sounds, they will present as an actuality. This is not the case. It is intentionally trying to gas you up.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I have learned over the course of this past weekend that I really like snow, and the cold, and the Wood

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Ok, I had a joke about Vigo blocking the knife then Boromir asked about the little ones.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Before murdering them, I feel that needs saying

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

As a straightish man, Vigo saluting the Orce is fucking hot.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Oh, my boy just embarrassed himself, that means he's going to die soon... Am I wrong for wanting to see Sean Bean shot through 200x?

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

There is no other version of Boromir that exists.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I know Sean Bean has a whole meme legacy, but I do believe he, like his character, gets overshadowed by Vigo.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I am one of them, I could be an empire.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

"Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily" Sure Gimli, we all know the "Dark Queen" bit is coming and empires would fall for Evil Galadriel

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Look, when a man like gimli says "we should obliterate this" you should listen.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Also, welcome to the Christopher Morgan Live rewatch of LOTR.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Ok. Objectively, Arwyen says " five riders follow you, I can'tr account for the four others" or some shit. BUT, Aragorn knows he just set fire to four sons of bitches at Weathertop, but he's letting his girl just sweat it.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

If I see the word "drone" one more time...

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I have a shirt that has a legally distinct phrase + book/rainbow image that has no other ties to any other ip, however I really like wearing it around my neighborhood because you can see every single adult who grew up watching Giordi talk about books and it is magical.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The greatest curse I bear is that Santa Con always occurs on my birthday.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Do you know how many times I have said this to my dm and gone unheard? Just... Thank you.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

What they don't tell you about being emotionally aware is that there is no world where you're not going to sound like an ass, and you have to embrace that.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

May we all find the joy that GI Robot has when he finds Nazis. It's pure, it's child like. it's what humans are supposed to feel. Also, Creature Commandos or Howling Commandos or whatever the hell this is is fun.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I'm very sincerely jealous of how James Gunn is able to blend the extremes of emotions. Like how he bounces between the extreme highs and lows feels inspired, and I wish I knew how to recreate it.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

For anyone who isn't watching, LOWER DECKS continues to prove that it understands the spirit of Trek in a way that just about no other show does since voyager.

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Christopher Morgan @shadeofpoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Was wondering when the Garrick/Bashir cannon episode would get y'all's attention...

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