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@sh3lbreeee.bsky.social
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bad jokes | bad takes | bad art | bad taste 32 | she/her | tx

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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 20h
As someone who also looks like a mcpoyle when they're not dressed up, I'll take either form
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 21h
Hear me out...........
here's ur alt text, jimothy. it's liam mcpoyle
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Rabbit In Love
ALT: Cartoon Rabbit In Love
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come with me if you want to be emotionally devastated 🫴
the hotelier "home, like noplace is there" album cover
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes I am watching all of It's Always Sunny chronologically for the first time. But I keep getting distracted by how hot one of the mcpoyles are
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everytime i start a new tv show, I know im gonna be completely unproductive until I finish it. So of course I just started the one with 18 seasons
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do it anyways and HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🫶
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was looking at the snapchat subscription options and one of their plans is FIVE TERABYTES of storage........... that has to be made for a very specific type of person
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And then they have the audacity to play st*lla l*fty in the car
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rideshare apps be like "wanna pay $4 extra for your driver to be there in 7 minutes?" and then you say "no" and then it says "ok your driver will be there in 7 minutes"
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Eagle Reference
ALT: Eagle Reference
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/-_8t6...
youtube.com
Midwest emo mouse
YouTube video by CheeseParade
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they had any journalistic integrity, Degrassi would have made the list And Spongebob?!
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shows I've seen from the questionable NYT 100 best TV shows list VS. my favorite shows 🫶
Shows I've seen from the list: 34 My favorite shows from the list: Community, Dexter, Ted lasso, Ozark, the good place, parks and recreation, bojack horseman, better call saul, lost, the crown, arrested development, and breaking bad
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So true lmao. Kinda impressed by the line up of singers they got I ended up adding it all to my very long mostly tiktok songs playlist bc that feels like the right level of unseriousness
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk a few of em put their whole emoussy into it
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't realize silverstein was in this, thats gotta be my fav 😍 the frosty funeral one is taking me out for some reason tho 💀
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since you ended up subjecting urself to it, so did I 🤝 better than I expected tbh
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is the closest food to my house so there may be some truth to that...
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ty for the review and the reminder of the discourse I started about this then logged off for 48 hours.... Also hot take BK is great
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is anybody gonna listen to the wendy's emo EP or do I have to indulge in this capitalist bastardization of counterculture myself
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accidentally told somebody I just had a cesarean............. cesar salad wrap is what I just had
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2018
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A seasoned veteran of the idgaf wars, I am throwing self expression grenades and aim-lock firing genuine compassion bazookas
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I dont think i wanna hook em anymore..... 😔
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very uncool to see my alma mater all over the news lately for racist posts about its demographics (it was diverse 15yrs ago too), censoring (hot) progressive speakers, and now consolidating culture-specific and gender studies majors into a single major largely focused on "western culture" (ew)
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't talk to me until I've had my 32oz. horchata
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anybody else feel like they are being boiled alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok well I just finished rewatching riverdale even tho i knew it would piss me off and guess what im pissed off
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be
Honda Civic
YouTube video by Yuno Miles - Topic
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love when people from high school invite you to like some random ass page they run on facebook...like sure I'll show some love to your schnauzer breeding operation
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe im a slut but I do enjoy when all the guys at jiffy lube crowd around to tell me my car is cool
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had a dream that was just an episode of travelers but reggie from riverdale was in it. 10/10 great television
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro they really needed the COPS at the citizen show, we are just THAT SAD
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I rotated my weather widget in my sleep... woke up and my home screen ALL fucked up
My phone home screen.... my apps and widgets, they are askew
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly I feel like if three day weekends were the standard, everybody would be so much more normal
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Think I got carpool tunnel or maybe arthur write us
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bro what if i AAAAAAAAAAAÄ
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Few people realize this poem has different meanings depending on if you read it backward or forward
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Considered entering a poetry contest but changed, my mind when I realized-- that all the winning poems are. written like this
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Usually im disgruntled having comically large boobs but at least this has been a good week for comically large boobs pride
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We may be broke but at least we are going to see mom jeans *sobs quietly*
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had to get mom jeans tickets for october to make myself feel better and it's sold out already so those resales were one-hundred and twenty-seven mf united states dollars
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
American football canceled their show next month I had tickets to 😭 was gonna see them the day after citizen and took a bunch of days off work to enjoy it all 🥲 2026 has been a bad year for music here in texas, we deserve it but I hate it
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today was already rough. Dolly noooooooooooooooooooooo 😢
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Buying new clothes is like unlocking new fortnite skins but in real life
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've just learned of a side dish this place has called "grape salad" and truly think whoever founded this company needs to be arrested. I believe i am being truman showed and this restaurant chain was created specifically to cause me distress
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I do not be profen 😞 trying to detox from my excessive ibuprofen use and everything is pain and probably bout to happy cry from daily stretches
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's either that or black cherry sparkling ice... there's no way to know
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've never worn my fav white t-shirt and NOT spilled red beverage on it ☹️
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