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@sh3lbreeee.bsky.social
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bad jokes | bad takes | bad art | bad taste 32 | she/her | tx

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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come with me if you want to be emotionally devastated 🫴
the hotelier "home, like noplace is there" album cover
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes I am watching all of It's Always Sunny chronologically for the first time. But I keep getting distracted by how hot one of the mcpoyles are
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everytime i start a new tv show, I know im gonna be completely unproductive until I finish it. So of course I just started the one with 18 seasons
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was looking at the snapchat subscription options and one of their plans is FIVE TERABYTES of storage........... that has to be made for a very specific type of person
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rideshare apps be like "wanna pay $4 extra for your driver to be there in 7 minutes?" and then you say "no" and then it says "ok your driver will be there in 7 minutes"
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shows I've seen from the questionable NYT 100 best TV shows list VS. my favorite shows 🫶
Shows I've seen from the list: 34 My favorite shows from the list: Community, Dexter, Ted lasso, Ozark, the good place, parks and recreation, bojack horseman, better call saul, lost, the crown, arrested development, and breaking bad
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is anybody gonna listen to the wendy's emo EP or do I have to indulge in this capitalist bastardization of counterculture myself
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accidentally told somebody I just had a cesarean............. cesar salad wrap is what I just had
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2018
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A seasoned veteran of the idgaf wars, I am throwing self expression grenades and aim-lock firing genuine compassion bazookas
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very uncool to see my alma mater all over the news lately for racist posts about its demographics (it was diverse 15yrs ago too), censoring (hot) progressive speakers, and now consolidating culture-specific and gender studies majors into a single major largely focused on "western culture" (ew)
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't talk to me until I've had my 32oz. horchata
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anybody else feel like they are being boiled alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok well I just finished rewatching riverdale even tho i knew it would piss me off and guess what im pissed off
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love when people from high school invite you to like some random ass page they run on facebook...like sure I'll show some love to your schnauzer breeding operation
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe im a slut but I do enjoy when all the guys at jiffy lube crowd around to tell me my car is cool
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had a dream that was just an episode of travelers but reggie from riverdale was in it. 10/10 great television
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro they really needed the COPS at the citizen show, we are just THAT SAD
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I rotated my weather widget in my sleep... woke up and my home screen ALL fucked up
My phone home screen.... my apps and widgets, they are askew
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly I feel like if three day weekends were the standard, everybody would be so much more normal
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Think I got carpool tunnel or maybe arthur write us
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bro what if i AAAAAAAAAAAÄ
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Few people realize this poem has different meanings depending on if you read it backward or forward
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Considered entering a poetry contest but changed, my mind when I realized-- that all the winning poems are. written like this
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Usually im disgruntled having comically large boobs but at least this has been a good week for comically large boobs pride
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had to get mom jeans tickets for october to make myself feel better and it's sold out already so those resales were one-hundred and twenty-seven mf united states dollars
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
American football canceled their show next month I had tickets to 😭 was gonna see them the day after citizen and took a bunch of days off work to enjoy it all 🥲 2026 has been a bad year for music here in texas, we deserve it but I hate it
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today was already rough. Dolly noooooooooooooooooooooo 😢
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Buying new clothes is like unlocking new fortnite skins but in real life
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've just learned of a side dish this place has called "grape salad" and truly think whoever founded this company needs to be arrested. I believe i am being truman showed and this restaurant chain was created specifically to cause me distress
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I do not be profen 😞 trying to detox from my excessive ibuprofen use and everything is pain and probably bout to happy cry from daily stretches
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've never worn my fav white t-shirt and NOT spilled red beverage on it ☹️
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also, a beautiful view of the capitol walking into the venue yesterday... that is where they make our horrible laws :-)
people walking into an outdoor venue with sunshine and the texas capitol building in the backdrop
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My beloved simple plan last night 🥹🖤
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Now they saying no internet until tomorrow ⁉️⁉️❓️❓️‼️‼️😫😫😫😫🆘️🆘️🆘️
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
F*cebook keeps emailing me "people you may know" and there are some crazy pulls... it's always like here's craig owens, senate candidate james talarico, and uhh sadie sink's parents
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Randomly locking in at 4pm on a tuesday
squidward in a bubble in the air surrounded by seagulls. he looks peaceful tho
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Everybody in texas zooted off their gourd, downing their last 200mg tonight, as THE MAN re-illegalizes fun and chillin tomorrow
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love drinking a white monster from 11am to 3:22pm
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🌔🌿
phone photography, zoomed in picture of the moon with a silhouette of leaves in front of it bright moon in the background with dark buildings and trees in the foreground another close up of the moon
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've never eaten at or even seen a "chicken salad chick" but that shit sounds soooo demonic
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My bangs are too short again. Maybe I should start wearing hats
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Im not proud of the number of times ive googled the exact phrase "do I want to hang out with this person"
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's giving 90s jewel tones costanza core
my pantone color birth chart: sage green, muted turquoise, burgundy, and taupea collage of george costanza and his fresh 90s fits
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Joyce manor on fortnite this is not a drill ‼️
"Well whatever it was" by joyce manor in the song selection menu on fortnite festival
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Unfortunately one of my favorite genres is mid-late 00s metalcore i love you so much youre a bitch im gonna kill you music
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Blasting crank that cover by i set my friends on fire wondering why I have a pounding headache
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My fellow americans
youtu.be
Buy a Fire Extinguisher Before You Need a Fire Extinguisher
YouTube video by Hot Mulligan - Topic
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sorry im not posting or texting anybody back very often, I've just been really into webkinz lately
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shebly @sh3lbreeee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tell me why everytime i come to my pool there's a guy who wears socks in the pool and he always just leaves his wet ass socks on the ground when he leaves 😭
A wet sock on the ground at the pool
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