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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️

@sh1ft.bsky.social
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• accountant • casual punk • level 7 paladin • hockey fan • history buff • shorter than you • If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem

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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Only if she’ll punish me by the power of the moon
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Next up watch Wet Hot American Summer
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yes actually.
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Kay Of Sunshine ☀️ @kayofsunshine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When will you be having a problematic relationships with Deadlock? 👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You can keep them 🤢
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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a cartoon character is talking into a microphone and the word money is on the screen
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Wait I have somethin for this
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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a cartoon character says you got any proof
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sorry mine won’t pay my rent :(
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sorry to busy yanking my joystick :/
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Tell Mr Bankston that when yall collect that @knowledgefight.bsky.social has dibs on the desk 🫡🫡🫡
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Will you be elaborating?
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
You can say my name 😡
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
w0w rude
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⋆𝔅𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔢⋆༺𖤐 @betahoodie.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Hey guys if you #update your #blueskyapp you can now use #hashtags 👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard. Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday! Me: Well yeah he lives here.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
You mean gregnant?
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Update: They got raided by the PD so now they keep the police budget posted in the shop along with a copy of the state law that gets stapled to every purchase. Bee Hippy is based AF.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Something something tall drink of water Howd I do?
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
You can set your feed moderation to not even show those. 👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
I wish I had the self confidence of someone with an OF subscription cost higher than Netflix. 😩
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Real
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Nah. I prefer boobies.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Aliens: We come in peace Kaci: How about you come in me instead OwO
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
This is why the aliens don’t wanna talk to us. 😂😂
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Damn moderation is catching a lot of yall. Half my feed looks like the bystanders on Cops watching the handcuffs go on someone.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Real
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Anyone blocking me is their loss because I am a fucking treat.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
It will never not be funny to me that during the middle of the civil war the Lincoln administration continued charging property taxes on the confederate states.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
What’s slow to register? And is it the power cord? If it’s usb make sure it’s one that carries both charge and data some will only carry one or the other.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart ❤️
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Show my range? If you insist.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Why? You looking to squad up?
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