🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention. 010 0
Reposted by 🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️Kay Of Sunshine ☀️ @kayofsunshine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖 511514 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people. 010 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 05/03/2024Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 01/03/2024One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀 000 0
Reposted by 🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️⋆𝔅𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔢⋆༺𖤐 @betahoodie.bsky.social · 29/02/2024me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨ 0102 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Hey guys if you #update your #blueskyapp you can now use #hashtags 👀 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard. Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday! Me: Well yeah he lives here. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Update: They got raided by the PD so now they keep the police budget posted in the shop along with a copy of the state law that gets stapled to every purchase. Bee Hippy is based AF. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024I wish I had the self confidence of someone with an OF subscription cost higher than Netflix. 😩 110 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Damn moderation is catching a lot of yall. Half my feed looks like the bystanders on Cops watching the handcuffs go on someone. 010 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024It will never not be funny to me that during the middle of the civil war the Lincoln administration continued charging property taxes on the confederate states. 000 0
Reposted by 🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️Cyanide ✨ @cyanide.viktoriaakills.com · 23/02/2024whoever said coffee and cigarettes works best in the mornings has never tried cocaine 2112 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio. 020 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/02/2024If there isn’t a server spot open for me on HellDivers when I get home I swear to god I’m reporting every person online for using the N word until a space opens up. 010 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 21/02/2024Dating someone who is an amputee has really taught me not to judge someone before walking a mile in their shoe 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024Just felt like you all needed to be introduced to this very wholesome and hyper specific shop near my house. 010 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024Alright fine I guess I’ll ALSO post something horny for the skyline you goddamn gremlins. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024I’d probably stand for the national anthem if this was the service we were honoring 😩 000 0
Reposted by 🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️mimika @babymeem.bsky.social · 20/02/2024when there was only one set of footprints on the beach it’s because you were wearing me like an alien face sucker eating my ass 1325 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024This has inspired me to also post the dogs on the skyline. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024She said she’d do anything I wanted for $50 so guess who is getting their porch repainted 😎 020 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Girls be like “I know a spot” and take you here. Then they murder you and take your full rune set 😡 082 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Say it louder cuz someone is blasting shitty edm into the VC 👏 020 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024First inlay you in the facedown position. Next I activate my trap card 011 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024You let the internet decide and we settled on Skeet. This brought to you by the folks behind Boaty McBoatface. 010 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024I don’t argue with 6ft goth girls. I’m a mommy’s boy. 030 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024I know I’m getting older when the 20 somethings post drunk thirst traps from the bar restroom and I just sit there hoping they make it home okay. 000 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024We dropped off as a species when we stopped getting hot girls high so they can talk to the gods for us. 030 0
🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Hey guess who took this picture of me when I was a kid 👀 000 0