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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️

@sh1ft.bsky.social
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• accountant • casual punk • level 7 paladin • hockey fan • history buff • shorter than you • If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem

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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
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Kay Of Sunshine ☀️ @kayofsunshine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
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⋆𝔅𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔢⋆༺𖤐 @betahoodie.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Hey guys if you #update your #blueskyapp you can now use #hashtags 👀
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard. Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday! Me: Well yeah he lives here.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Update: They got raided by the PD so now they keep the police budget posted in the shop along with a copy of the state law that gets stapled to every purchase. Bee Hippy is based AF.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
I wish I had the self confidence of someone with an OF subscription cost higher than Netflix. 😩
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Damn moderation is catching a lot of yall. Half my feed looks like the bystanders on Cops watching the handcuffs go on someone.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
It will never not be funny to me that during the middle of the civil war the Lincoln administration continued charging property taxes on the confederate states.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart ❤️
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Show my range? If you insist.
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Cyanide ✨ @cyanide.viktoriaakills.com · 23/02/2024
whoever said coffee and cigarettes works best in the mornings has never tried cocaine
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
If there isn’t a server spot open for me on HellDivers when I get home I swear to god I’m reporting every person online for using the N word until a space opens up.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Dating someone who is an amputee has really taught me not to judge someone before walking a mile in their shoe
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Pls
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Helldivers 2 reviews be like
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Just felt like you all needed to be introduced to this very wholesome and hyper specific shop near my house.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
After rewatching Supernatural here’s my hot take.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Alright fine I guess I’ll ALSO post something horny for the skyline you goddamn gremlins.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
True story
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I’d probably stand for the national anthem if this was the service we were honoring 😩
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mimika @babymeem.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
when there was only one set of footprints on the beach it’s because you were wearing me like an alien face sucker eating my ass
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
This has inspired me to also post the dogs on the skyline.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
She said she’d do anything I wanted for $50 so guess who is getting their porch repainted 😎
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Girls be like “I know a spot” and take you here. Then they murder you and take your full rune set 😡
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Say it louder cuz someone is blasting shitty edm into the VC 👏
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
☕️ 🐸
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Bro just be funny
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
First inlay you in the facedown position. Next I activate my trap card
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
You let the internet decide and we settled on Skeet. This brought to you by the folks behind Boaty McBoatface.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
When he wants a bedtime story
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
True story
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I don’t argue with 6ft goth girls. I’m a mommy’s boy.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I know I’m getting older when the 20 somethings post drunk thirst traps from the bar restroom and I just sit there hoping they make it home okay.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
We dropped off as a species when we stopped getting hot girls high so they can talk to the gods for us.
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🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️ @sh1ft.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Hey guess who took this picture of me when I was a kid 👀
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