Reposted by sgt dogwaterturnip_juice | dima @turnipjuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I'm open for work and personal commissions! Open to discuss any kind of idea in general! If you're interested write me in DMs or to my E-mail -turnipjuice[dot]contact@gmail[dot]com 4317142
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i wish i could capture what it felt when they started playing songs from etazhi and it started to get dark and rain 240
Reposted by sgt dogwater塑料巫醫 Plastic Shaman @psiop.kawaii.social · 07/09/2026It's called roadside picnic because it's about a bunch of guys eating and getting drunk on the side of the road. 121
Reposted by sgt dogwater塑料巫醫 Plastic Shaman @psiop.kawaii.social · 07/09/2026Stalker 2 is a game where you can animation cancel eating bread. 271
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026cooking yt short where it’s a guy boiling hot dogs for a nice and sad American dinner but it’s set to merry go round from howls moving castle 010
Reposted by sgt dogwaterTom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop. 3346841900
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026seems like a decent amount of a sushi chef’s job is slime management 030
Reposted by sgt dogwaterDoc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Neuromancer is probably the most influential Cyberpunk novel of all time. The protagonist is not rebelling against the system. He is doing a heist in order to pay his medical bills. 522133
Reposted by sgt dogwaterChuuni B. Jones @sunhatzhenya.bsky.social · 05/08/2026was made aware of a new machine gun kelly single against my will and these might be the worst bars ive ever seen 761102363
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026my partner is ranting about how bad bikes are and how dangerous they are wtf I didn’t marry this person 030
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i think the weird thing about rogue one is that no matter how bad the rest of the movie is, as long as it sets you up to perceive the power scale difference when vader shows up, which it did, it was worth it 110
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i really do wonder how many people wake up in the morning with the epiphany that they’re ok with being a bad person 010
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026thinking of starting an elevated breakfast cereal place in LA 120
Reposted by sgt dogwaterjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026very fun to see people just straight up ignore stop signs as if they don’t exist. it is especially cool when they are also doing 50 in a 25 2422974155
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026dota 2 until 3 AM, roll out of bed smash a monster and go to the 7am briefing 070
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 12/07/2026random cyberpunk setting thought: it is very fun when everyday people have random transhuman experiences throughout the day and it’s not a tortured central theme 130
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this goofy bitch is in my body rn. embarassing. $40 craft fair yarn ball looking ass 160
Reposted by sgt dogwaterフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026im fond of his little jokes 437244
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i knew it was treatlers all the way down but wow 161
Reposted by sgt dogwaternat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"Beggin' your pardon Mr Frodo, but all this sneaking around gets us nowhere" Sméagol, interjecting: "But what if we's has to sneaks, for a friend!" Sam, yanking the leash: "You idiot! You're a sneaking bitch!" 315936
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I feel pretty vindicated. I’m on year 8 of my onion rehabilitation, but I still can’t eat them raw 130
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 14/06/2026imagining “let’s base our flag off the amazon logo” and also amazon has a standing army many times larger than your own/has state-like capacity and legal status 1110
Reposted by sgt dogwaterMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“DeAaron Fox pulls up” 191082118
Reposted by sgt dogwaterjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/06/2026when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up 342191166
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 12/06/2026there is a type of artist that goes onto different kinds of nerd discords, finds people with anime avatars that look custom, and cold DMs them to solicit commissions. it’s rough out there 230
Reposted by sgt dogwateralex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026something that pisses me off tbh is the idea that fossil fuels could be anything but an insanely convoluted way of getting at solar energy. like the energy system is already solar, it is just temporarily routed through hades, and thats the bit to get rid of 77718
Reposted by sgt dogwatermaddi <— @quasimaddi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026been thinkin a lot today 131203323
sgt dogwater @sgtdogwater.bsky.social · 05/06/2026it was a really poor decision to follow a mix of software, economics, war, art, memes, finance, and personal friend accounts all on one account 230
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JJK, I'm going Gojo, six-eye technique
Demon Slayer, katana slice, all demigods must bleed
Chainsaw Man, I'm the rap devil, who the fuck tryin' me? (Who?)
Hunter x Hunter, I'm like Killua goin' Godspeed
JJK, blood manipulate, Choso gang affiliate
Mobbin' Tokyo, curse assimilate, out the underworld, we originate, yeah
Fushiguro, all my dogs shikigami
Yuji, shoot at them like Fuji, we don't hide the body, uh-huh
(What I'm 'bout to do?)
Solo level-up, I need the crystals
(I need all that; what?)
Neon Genesis, we came with missiles
(I camе with all that; uh)
DBZ, Krillin destructo disk (Boom)
Tapped in, nine tails, I'm goin' Naruto in this bitch (Go)
I'm goin' Liu Kang with thе kicks (Uh)
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