alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the rizzler to give the 2027 harvard commencement speech 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“it is your responsibility to make sure these 50 cups of mcdonalds water makes it home safe.” 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026guy who thinks everything a roosterteeth reference 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/09/2026cracking the cryptic theme playing in the club im shutting this whole place down 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my celebrity crush is the girl in the gangnam style music video 000 0
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/04/2026there are no ethical redheads 021 2
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“theres a secret autofellatio pose that humanity has not discovered yet. who ever discovers it first will win my life’s fortune” 110 1
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 31/08/2026nobody: *the free lunch that appears out of thin air* 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if NFTs were invented a hundred years ago, they would’ve been showcased at the World’s Fair 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Et tu, Brute?,” Juilus Caesar spoke, just as Brutus was slamming on the brakes on his 2005 Honda Odyssey, all while Caesar was balancing 50 large cups of water from McDonalds, hoping it would not be an treacherous journey home. 020 2
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Cleaning out my room is so fucked cuz like what am I supposed to do with this 010 1
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/11/2025back in my day before heroin, we would play pretend 022 2
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Apollo 11 polycule with Michael Collins cuckholdry 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 04/07/2026hi everyone im jason kelce and i exist for no reason but to be in advertisements 010 1
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 15/10/2025saw a service dog the other day. do you think he has a linkedin 021 2
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Diogenes was the first Kai Cenat viewer 011 1
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/06/2026rory sutherland could sell my kidneys without my consent 000 0
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 07/06/2026the middle ear is the industrial revolution of the ear 010 1
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026*bortis from The Orville voice* “Five-hundred Weird Al scrobbles” 010 1
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 13/05/2026im the only lua trilogy fan with a drivers license 010 1
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/04/2026if curious george took a bunch a benadryl, he’d see the yellow hat man 010 1