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Dimitri🍉🦓

@sexualintercourse.bsky.social
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
If Will Smith was gay he'd have made a movie called "I Faggot"
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
–Skibidi dop! –Dop dop? –Yes yes...
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Luís @luisfernand210.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Got MVP on my second ever game of valorant Everyone was higher level than me and playing on PC This shits easy
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Eu quero pão com chá PÃO COM CHÁ
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I got so pumped up I had to make voice recordings complaining about how they made the single BIGGEST fumble in gaming history with that game Yes it is a 4 year old game that I revived in my head for no fucking reason, but that just goes to show how much that PISSES me off
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Biggest fumble in gaming history
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
That ending alone deserved cyberpunk a whole plethora of awards and maybe considered one of the best games of all time, it was so well made the characters, their behaviors words maneirisms, the whole meaning of it is so well executed And it the end the game still manages to just be mediocre at best
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
As a suicidal person, I really appreciate a lot cyberpunk 2077 ending credits for the suicide ending, its raw and sad and real, it's treated as it should And I hate seeing that cuz it shows that there are some really talented people who worked on that disaster of a game That and Panam
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gabi sodu @gabisodu.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
tá calô inté di noiti
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Vi uma pessoa no ônibus usando bluesky Não sabia que isso existia mesmo
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
I cannot stop writing stand abilities god damn
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Oitubro
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Damn..................
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I want to learn the violin just so I can play Shotakovich String Quarter Nimber 8 2
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gabi sodu @gabisodu.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
fiz um vídeo sobre amizades, borboletas e torradas queimadas caso goste do vídeo, mande pra alguém que você teve o prazer de ter conhecido :) youtu.be/OYFZTCCOql4
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esse vídeo (em tese) pode mudar sua vida
YouTube video by Gabisodu
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gabi sodu @gabisodu.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
meu amigo disse que ninguem iria comprar esse adesivo porque seria humilhaçao demais, mas eu achei ele charmoso fiquei com dó de apagar esse desenho, entao espero que voces gostem (mesmo nao sendo um adesivo)
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Loopsie @loopsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Saudades de quando eu fazia essa comic sobre meu subconsciente quando estava deprimida... Ainda tô no caso, só sem saco pra continuar a comic 💫
"Merda, eu deveria dormir um pouco"
"Vem pra mamãe"Aqui ela só fica alucinando e ele chama ela pra ir embora com ela pela noite"Onde nós vamos hoje?"
"Às vezes, Sed e eu viajamos pelas dimensões pra conversar ou comer todos os tipos de doces diferentes. Dessa vez, assamos um bolo espacial feito de lágrimas. Se você está se sentindo pra baixo, apenas coma um pedaço e lembre que você não é nada além de carne."
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Lesbian Penis
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Absolutely terrific drip but god damn this color palette sucks
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gabi sodu @gabisodu.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
#BRart
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carol @carolzaghetti.swifties.social · 21/09/2024
comunicado importante
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gabi sodu @gabisodu.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
nem vou comentar muito sobre o motivo desse vídeo ter saído, mas: acho que vale a pena assistir meu vídeo novo :) youtu.be/hJ3i1yED8yc
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a faculdade é um ambiente hostil?
YouTube video by Gabisodu
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEH* errado
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Believe me you don't want those ancient lesbians to save you
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
What do you MEAN you can play OXENFREE on fucking NETFLIX
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Why are there so many artists following me
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enz ✩ | comms open! @ievifav.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
the psychic kids trio ✨ #saikik
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Kanade 🇧🇷 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @thefoxoffable.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I just noticed I’ve never posted this commission before, so here it is ;) (Individual pieces down bellow!) #RWBY
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2024
Every Scientific Field xkcd.com/2986
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
A man is in the middle of two spiked walls that are slowly closing in on him. He says "oh boy, this is bad." Determinedly he says "I'll have to use all my media literacy skills to get out of this one." The man loses himself deep in thought, considering various tropes as the walls close further in. He is still deep in thought as the spikes begin to start poking into his skin.
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Shark Pog
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5!
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a close up of a car with confetti coming out of it and the word king on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a car with confetti coming out of it and the word king on the bottom
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Ed Gama @oedgama.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
levanta sacode a cadeira e dá a volta por cima
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Puts
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
youtu.be/7cxOK7SOI2k?...
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Datena surpreendido em pesquisa! Passe Livre 13/06/13
YouTube video by Fabio Hemeg
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Chico Barney @chicobarney.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
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Lixtrix 🕴️ @lixtriix.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
voce é um arregao ☝ você atravessou 🏃 o debate esses dias pra me dar um tapa 💪 e falou que você queria ter feito 🤞👀 você 🫵nao é homem 🧔🏻‍♀ nem pra fazer isso 🫸🤞 você não é homi- NAO DATENA NAO NAO 🪑💥🪑🪑👨‍🦼SEU FILHO DA PU🫵🤬 nossos 👨‍🔬🎤 comerciais por favor🙌🙏🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃🏃‍♂🎼🎶🎶🎵
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
She got what she deserved
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
WHAT
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I believe my Twitter has stopped working for good, but something similar has happened before and it came back, so Idk I'll keep checking
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Chimichanga stand
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
The account @sex.bsky.social posts once every 10 months please give me that @ it would be so funny
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Agora é só a motivação para escrever Levando em consideração tudo, eu poderia 100% só usar um chat gpt e facilitar minha vida, o livro ainda teria total sentido Mas eu me recuso totalmente a fazer isso, nem que eu leve anos escrevendo
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Finalmente eu achei o nome para o meu livro Não acho que seja o ideal começar a escrever um livro antes de pensar num nome, mas na minha opinião o título tinha que ser especial, eu precisava de tempo pra pensar nele E me insiprei no grandessíssimo Hiroriko Araki Estou feliz
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I HAVE (roughly) THE SAME IQ AS TONY HAWK THATS SO COOL
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
The oficial bluesky accounts posts on Portuguese That's so funny
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carol @carolzaghetti.swifties.social · 12/09/2024
SAIU VIDEOZINHO NOVOOOOO 📚💕 esse é pros meus queridos com ressaca literária assim como eu ressaca literária sendo booktuber youtu.be/nAyR1ic9whI
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ressaca literária sendo booktuber
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
E os autista que se foda
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Dimitri🍉🦓 @sexualintercourse.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Happy 9/11
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