Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025To the guys using that one photo of Patrick Bateman on their dating profiles - what exactly is your end goal there, Champ? 170
Reposted by Shawna from Sex SiopaThe Camera Monkey @thecameramonkey.co.uk · 15/01/2025Wherever I can I like to buy my toys and props from indy sellers, and @sexsiopa.bsky.social is one of my favourite people, especially when she stocks stuff like this 😁 You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂 021
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 14/01/2025It finally happened. My parents argued with my sister for several minutes that the very clearly AI generated images they found on FB of unmasked firefighters shielding a box of hedgehogs and saving a cougar from the LA fires were, in fact, real. 110
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Dear Nintendo, from the bottom of my heart I'm begging you to name a level in the next Mario Kart "Cherry Tomato Bridge." Go raibh maith agatomato, Shawna 040
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025People: Shawna, you own a spicy toy shop! You must have a very adventurous and ever-present sex life. Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀 170
Reposted by Shawna from Sex SiopaCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025It's winter and the fact that men could be dressing like this yet choose not to is misogyny 101087
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Nothing has made me laugh quite as hard this week as listening to @mattlieb.bsky.social explaining to Hollywood legend and icon Debra Winger why he and Daniel refer to the Bad Hasbara listeners as "hogs." 020
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Aw. Nothing like getting rear ended at a stop light by an octogenarian and being told "you're grand, keep moving" like it was your fault. Christ what I wouldn't give for a slice of that man's audacity. 250
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Whoever gave straight men access to the phrase "casual but consistent" on dating apps needs to be shot out of a canon aimed directly at the window of a thumb tack / mouse trap factory. 130
Reposted by Shawna from Sex Siopa🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025"and Thatcherism, which did NOT die" 22510
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Attended Silent Cinema in Galway last night to watch 100 year old p0rn with about 30 other strangers. Can confirm: nothing changes in human desire. We loved lesbian nuns then, and we love them now. 130
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025If anyone is wondering what the deal is with my cover photo, I was hitting off my sister's vape before we got in the river and I decided I needed to be John Everett Millais's Ophelia....but with Crocs. 080
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Absolutely not. Even if the gemstones are flush, you'd still have to deal with bacteria cultivating in the settings. Also I'm anti-monarchy so... 060
Shawna from Sex Siopa @sexsiopa.bsky.social · 01/01/2025In the spirit of prioritizing #selfcare and more me time in the new year, I've booked myself a double bill of Nosferatu and Babygirl, so I can go home after and absolutely blast the bean off myself. 0274