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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Obviously had to get the same pic with the sequel

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

RIP to my bosses sub. You obviously pissed her off while she was ordering.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Girl. Dump 👏 Him 👏 sexshopshenanigans.substack.com/p/dump-him

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

New article up! I’m a nerd. Of course I’m going to do book reviews.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

We just got a shipment of lube. I think I am going to drown in all this lube.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

People who stand and block the boarding group before it's their group are the worst people

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Teens on the bus behind me just got real excited by seeing a Brazzers ad. Ahh young minds.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Apparently telling your financial advisor to "just yeet it into the stock market" is not a sound fiscal tactic. This might be why I have a financial advisor.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Tell me you grew up poor without telling me you grew up poor. Filling your gas tank up all the way feels like the biggest accomplishment every time.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I Have to Get Up and Be An Adult Now: A Neverending Horror Story

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Told someone we were out of fake cum for injectable toys. Their response was 10/10 "Guess I'll just have to Martha Stewart this shit"

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

It's charging day and I made a perverse little Christmas light chain

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Update - still open for another hour and we have record sales

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Made someone real uncomfortable with my short today. Fucking good.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I redressed Chody and he looks like a babushka 😂

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Is it going to be popping today or slow af? Who thinks people planned their Valentine's presents ahead of time?

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I got a new fren for the car. What should I name him?

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

We have officially stocked something on the "ummm I don't know if I like this list"

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Me in my car freaking out why my Bluetooth isn't connecting and playing my music... The car was not on. 😐

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Yesterday I had a record sales day...today I have had 3 sales I just want a happy medium please!

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Watching a man figure out a 1/4 or 1/2 cup bra in front of me is honestly the best form of entertainment

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I had a dream last night that we opened a glory hole in the store but it was just a blow up doll inside.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Customer "Have you ever been handcuffed?" Me "By police or sexually?" Probably not my brightest reply

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The world needs more parents kike Kipp's dad

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I can't sit at home watching Heat Rivalry...so I will play the soundtrack at work

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

What color Hollander? What size? Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize

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The Sex Work Historian ☂️(#DecrimNow) @sexworkhistorian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

(1/5) #RedUmbrellaDay, or the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, is one of the most important days in the sex working calendar.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Sex work is work. Make it legal so there are protections.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The fact people have not bought this for a white elephant is making me very sad

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Dildos and The Illiad. I feel like Homer would approve.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You know it's cold when your boogers freeze inside your nose

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

You tip your strippers. Tip the people who get them there. (Me. Tip me when I sell you lingerie or toys.) #SexShop #SexShopShenanigans #SexWorkIsWork

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

To the man who bought lingerie for his wife in a size too small so she would lose weight - I hope she divorces your ass

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I have had two people come in high as kites today, one of which I had to kick out. Fun day and it's only half done!

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Couple walks in Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie" Man "then I'll be cold" Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body. Good boy.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Dude bro "do you have ropes and stuff?" Takes him to said "ropes and stuff" Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?" Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store. He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The hardest part of my job, by far, is choosing the music for the day

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

For the love of all that is holy,,,SPIT IS NOT LUBE

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