Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Driving by the skate park, one little kid skating alone, and seven vultures watching them from the tree above. 010 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If you get mad hearing everyone wonder if they have the tism, it’s probably because you have the tism 001 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026A company called Johnson Controls, I don’t want to know what they really do 011 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Looks at Jesus Looks at 15 single footsteps in the sand Back at Jesus Me: So you’re saying I’m fat? J: I mean, you’ve put on a few.. M: You’re an asshole 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Years ago I had a Waldo Twitter acct. I’d just search for “Where’s Waldo” posts and pop in to say, “ohp, you found me, good job” 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The house from A Christmas Story was a fire trap. The movie is a dream Ralph is having, while in a coma, after being the only survivor of a tragic Christmas morning fire. Really makes you think 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Tis the season you dirty little minxes www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrn7yJHf/tiktok.comReposting this gem, for all your freaks out there! Credit @TheRescignos on YouTube Lyrics/music by Mike Hadge, starring Caitlin Thurnauer, Rebecca Weiner, Mary Falkenstern, with Paul Rescigno and Rob...TikTok video by Severedthumb 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It’s been a rough month, we lost Luke (on the right) Friday morning 110 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025He ranks among the top ten minds in a room with 4 people in it 020 2
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My Wife: Do you want to try something a little different? Me: 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Retire, you planned this, you folded to a man with severe dementia who can’t even read. You are worthless, let someone more qualified take your place 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Why is there not a list of their entire lives readily available? 010 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 24/10/2025It’s impressive how they incorporated their racism and fascist dog whistles while still maintaining an air of narcissism 010 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Murders are only worth it if they’re cartoon style, I for one will only drop a piano on someone from 3 stories or more 010 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 09/10/2025May I submit: thing you buy for too much money, with software that makes it work available as a premium subscription 030 3
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 09/10/2025His name and title should always be followed by “and self avowed nazi” 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Crazy day at the beach; My son found a still working lighter in the surf, Some very energetic women stopped on the beach to take pic for us, we bumped into those women in the next town down the coast, one was trying to light a cigarette, my son pulled the lighter out to help, it was her lighter. 030 3
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Robert Redford was the Paul Newman of Keanu Reeves RIP 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I miss the simpler times, when we all just piled on kanye 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I don’t believe himapnews.comTrump says social media conspiracies about his death were wrongPresident Donald Trump says social media conspiracies over his death were wrong. Asked if he had seen posts indicating he was no longer living, the president initially said "Really? 020 2
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Me, trying to be funny as the plane crashes: and what is up with airline food? 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Gone too late apnews.com/article/jame... James Dobson, Focus on the Family founder and key leader on the Christian right, dies at 89apnews.comJames Dobson, Focus on the Family founder and key leader on the Christian right, dies at 89James Dobson, a child psychologist who founded the conservative ministry Focus on the Family and was a politically influential campaigner against abortion and LGBTQ+ rights, has died at age 89. 030 3
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Why does he need to keep replenishing his stock, is he that cavalier? 010 1
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 10/08/2025My team was in charge of post vaccine monitoring, the County told us they were prepared to take over after 5 or so clinics, we were so proud to be a part of it, we refused to relinquish our duties. Helped all the smart people in my community get vaccinated. 032 3
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Me, living like a caveman:….and that’s the diet I eat, just like cavemen did My guest: that still doesn’t explain these dildos carved from stone 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025*Forces my cat to drop a chipmunk* extreme Gandalf voice: RUN YOU FOOL! *Chipmunk sits there pretending to be invisible* 000 0
Adam @severedthumb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025An MLM scheme but it’s just me getting my back scratched without having to return the favor 000 0
