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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄

@sevenswanson.bsky.social
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she/her. internet weirdo/silly billy who loves to read comics. I write books, but I mostly just post cat pics.

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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12h
was just thinking about you a few minutes ago
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13h
wow
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13h
evil……….
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 15h
People are bad at character design when they are afraid of their character looking ugly or goofy. Rubes, that's exactly what makes them look endearing and hot.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13h
girl I’d fold in .25 seconds lmao
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16h
tomcox.substack.com
LIFE RULES:

Insulate your house with books to ward off evil
Oppose the zombie AI apocalypse
Never click on a link to the Daily Mail newspaper
Get to the cinema at the exact moment the ads end and the trailers begin
Recognise and accept the fact that cats are your superiors
Use double the amount of garlic recommended by the recipe
Delete your Twitter account
Support nice independent businesses
Always stop to say hi to sheep
And to horses too (but in a fake posh voice)
I think that's more or less everything covered?
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 17h
the weather’s turning cooler which makes me wanna take a bath but I was told NO BATHS until I’m healed which is in two months … 😭
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 18h
at least kids learn and progress 🥴
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 21h
I assume you have the patience of a saint and have endured great trials and tribulations on a daily basis, mostly inflicted by boomers 😭
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
saving the turtles 😔
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
truly big brained & wholly altruistic behavior. what a gift bestowed upon us
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
very spooky
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Use reference. I’m serious. I get it that somehow you or someone convinced you that using reference is “cheating.” It’s not. You are just hindering yourself.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
comic by titsay
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a comic. panel one says “small wins matter…I fixed my bed after waking up…” and features a little guy standing proudly over his made bed. panel two says “finally did my laundry…” and shows the little guy folding clothes in a laundromat. panel three says “ate a healthy meal…” and shows the little guy eating at a table. panel four says “gave myself permission to feel.” and shows the little guy on a bus with headphones on, quietly crying.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@matthopeart.bsky.social HOPELESS???
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we are easily mocked. because humanity as a whole is kinda cringe, ngl
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
as someone who recently had a new one ripped in a surgical setting, I can guarantee it is possible, however, improbable
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you’re the worst (affectionate)
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
proud of u 🩷🩷🩷
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
im over here like “I should be cleaning or cooking or something” body like “lay down. no move.”
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
turns out that having a giant chunk of your skin surgically removed can make you really tired
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“look at this person reacting in a normal, healthy way to this scenario. how weak and foolish” - guys who would react the exact same way, if not more exaggerated, if the roles were reversed
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
joists you say?????
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
recovering from surgery sucks. especially if the surgery is in a spot awkward to talk about. and is an unconventional surgery. “hi, I have a 5-inch-long gash on my underboob crease from my autoinflammatory skin condition surgery. what’s autoinflammatory mean? i don’t even know.”
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t normally bring this up but I have an extension on bsky that shows how people die, and yours is: “embarrassment (slipped on a banana peel and it made that sound)” and I freaking snorted lol
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love your brain LOL.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
blessed
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
had an in-office surgery yesterday that was so brutal. I’ve had two panic attacks since then; one was in the shower, the other right after I woke up this morning. I think I’m just overwhelmed with the aftercare and how long it will take to recover.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also, fellow small-towners: pick specialists in big cities. they cost the same with insurance as local, have 50x more resources, and you can find more doctors who aren’t men. also check out this frickin view from my exam room.
a long scenic view of a landscape from up high. closer to the camera are large houses, and in the distance, in the Houston skyline, are a bunch of skyscrapers.another long view of landscape from up high, but from another angle. there’s a water tower that says “bellaire” in the center of the photo.long landscape view again, showcasing how miles and miles and miles of land are visible.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every time I go to Houston to see my dermatologist I take a pic of my boy on the way back. waddup Sam Houston
a white stone statue of a bald man with a cane, dressed in older-time clothes. he is very tall—taller than nearby trees. the caption says “hi sam”.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love u keke 🥹
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shoulda, coulda, woulda
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ねりり @mmm1254.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#linktober2026 #linktober Day3 Favorite Game
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Amatlkukulkán🦋 (Commissions Open!) @yellydany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The river's calm Another banner commission for @AX-130! Buizel enjoying the tranquility of the forest🦦🌾 #digitalart #illustration #pokemon #fanart
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was literally about to say the exact same thing. my first nightmare was from that movie
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
too expensive to leave house. too hot. must stay and pet cats instead.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a WHOMST???
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know. did a double-take and the words turned normal again lol
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bang ‘er? I hardly know ‘er!
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why did I see this as “popping pills from crack”
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is that a King of the Hill waaagh, or a Mario waaagh
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MossyPine 🍂 @bymossypine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Here is the Clip Studio Paint brush I use for everything nowadays! And it is FREE!!! If you end up liking it, please consider leaving a tip (●ˇ∀ˇ●) (I will buy myself some sweet treats thank you!)
A digital brush for Clip Studio Paint. Mossy Brush. I use this for everything! It is a preview of a textured CSP brush with various lines and scribbles.
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thank you for the respect, it was due
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3x the attractiveness???
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what?? sandal is old?? ☹️ but he has to live forever…
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so obsessed with this series. I read 5 chapters today. thank you. 🥹
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🎃 seven sWANDson 🪄 @sevenswanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the pickle in question:
screenshot of a pickle-shaped cat toy that says “I’m kind of a big dill” on it
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