Reposted by Seth RosenthalJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17hif you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off 181420115
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 17hmy 30 dollar Casio can make phone calls now. I didn’t know the cheat combo but he did 1360
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22hthat was my experience with one, I’m gambling that two can cover the gap. Truly gambling, I went all in 120
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22h[trying to get bluesky dads to fuck me] oopsie I took my whole home off gas heat 5432
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026NBA champion Kevin McCullar did not play so the results are not valid 020
Reposted by Seth RosenthalMargaret Eby @margareteby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey come work with me at the Inquirer! We're hiring a food reporter. A union job!inquirer.rec.pro.ukg.net 0159
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026next year the Nobel prize for literature will go to Jon 5360
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“More pixels per dimple!” That’s nerd shit. I don’t care. Bring the onboard binky back. I’m a hardware guy 0440
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the enshittification of babies. there’s nothing different about this model. they just make cosmetic upgrades and brick the old ones so you have to buy the new model 41285
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026done with sleep, turning my phone back to Disturb mode. let’s go! 6857
Reposted by Seth RosenthalJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the history of charging the mound, episode 9: ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN youtu.be/p6gXBCvf8q0?...youtu.beROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYANYouTube video by Secret Base 623234
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026beautiful fall day and I’m AM doing 85 down the highway median blasting Eat a peach. Just smushed a porcupine. Steerig with my knees so ican post this 2280
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mo Is A Center is Seth’s opinion of the season 210
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would like to just get ahead of rumors that I always wear the same pants: I actually have two nearly identical pairs of pants 6410
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026watching the defending NBA champions play dogshit exhibition basketball is ecstasy 0273
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026because of KAT? Or did I miss something else? Hes just negotiating 000
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026admittedly a birth certificate application is the wrong time to get cute but I was very tired 0410
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026driving an hour round trip because I wrote “ “ on a document instead of repeating something 1270
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this 41195
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve never had an older sister but I feel like that is indeed the exact midpoint between mean classmate and mom? 110
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026nurses are so unbelievably nice and yet so cuttingly mean. it’s like if the high school field hockey team was mommy 2380
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I used to say Mike Tomlin should run for public office, but no. Never mind. He deserves this peace 11447
Reposted by Seth RosenthalSamit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hello, @learnedleague.com players! I wrote my first-ever One-Day Special, and if I can toot my own horn here, I think it's pretty fun... especially if you know a thing or two about sports! You can try it RIGHT NOW — look for "Just Images Sports Video Game Cover Athletes" on the LL homepage! 4172
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all i know about his fingers is one's getting a ring pretty soon 210
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ugh same nepotism thing that's happening to every other pro sport 060
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t want art for me! I want art from you! 2747
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kid asked if we could go to a Marvin Gaye concert and I said no sorry and he asked why and I just stared him down 2433