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Seth Rosenthal

@sethrosenthal.bsky.social
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5'10" 37 years old www.patreon.com/SecretBase youtube.com/@secretbasesbn

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 17h
my 30 dollar Casio can make phone calls now. I didn’t know the cheat combo but he did
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22h
that was my experience with one, I’m gambling that two can cover the gap. Truly gambling, I went all in
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22h
dm
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22h
[trying to get bluesky dads to fuck me] oopsie I took my whole home off gas heat
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 22h
I 💅 got 😘 a 🫦 second 💋 heat pump
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NBA champion Kevin McCullar did not play so the results are not valid
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yes!!! bsky.app/profile/ekor...
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Margaret Eby @margareteby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey come work with me at the Inquirer! We're hiring a food reporter. A union job!
inquirer.rec.pro.ukg.net
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/jonb...
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sorry I meant Arbuckle
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh uh maybe in two years I have no idea
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
next year the Nobel prize for literature will go to Jon
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“More pixels per dimple!” That’s nerd shit. I don’t care. Bring the onboard binky back. I’m a hardware guy
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the enshittification of babies. there’s nothing different about this model. they just make cosmetic upgrades and brick the old ones so you have to buy the new model
I cropped a picture so that there’s an image of a baby with a little badge that says 2026 new model
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
done with sleep, turning my phone back to Disturb mode. let’s go!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the history of charging the mound, episode 9: ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN youtu.be/p6gXBCvf8q0?...
youtu.be
ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
beautiful fall day and I’m AM doing 85 down the highway median blasting Eat a peach. Just smushed a porcupine. Steerig with my knees so ican post this
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2.5 x 2
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤫 he’s ready
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mo Is A Center is Seth’s opinion of the season
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is no moon
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
except Fred
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I lease
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would like to just get ahead of rumors that I always wear the same pants: I actually have two nearly identical pairs of pants
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watching the defending NBA champions play dogshit exhibition basketball is ecstasy
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York Knicks nba champions
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hold up I might love flower arranging
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
because of KAT? Or did I miss something else? Hes just negotiating
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
admittedly a birth certificate application is the wrong time to get cute but I was very tired
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
driving an hour round trip because I wrote “ “ on a document instead of repeating something
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👍
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve never had an older sister but I feel like that is indeed the exact midpoint between mean classmate and mom?
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nurses are so unbelievably nice and yet so cuttingly mean. it’s like if the high school field hockey team was mommy
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shannon sharpe screaming
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
learned a fact, gonna abuse it
Shqip is the Albanian word for the Albanian language, and it also acts as an adverb meaning
"clearly" or "in Albanian"
[W]
Wi
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to say Mike Tomlin should run for public office, but no. Never mind. He deserves this peace
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is seriously fantastic
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is so charming
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello, @learnedleague.com players! I wrote my first-ever One-Day Special, and if I can toot my own horn here, I think it's pretty fun... especially if you know a thing or two about sports! You can try it RIGHT NOW — look for "Just Images Sports Video Game Cover Athletes" on the LL homepage!
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IM SNEEZIN SAMIT
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got one wrong ☹️
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all i know about his fingers is one's getting a ring pretty soon
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ugh same nepotism thing that's happening to every other pro sport
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t want art for me! I want art from you!
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kid asked if we could go to a Marvin Gaye concert and I said no sorry and he asked why and I just stared him down
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one thought, or maybe a question: Draculae
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