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Seth Joseph

@sethjoseph.bsky.social
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Studied film, so of course I work in marketing. I love board games, bad movies, transcendent movies, peak television, Nintendo, and the Oxford comma. I made a board game. I've got #CrohnsDisease. I was saying "Boo-urns." #Filmsky www.sethjoseph.com

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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
("The Housemaid," "Send Help," "No Other Choice," and "Crime 101") Honorable (?) mention to "How to Make a Killing" for the delightfully ironic fate of its murder-happy protagonist. #FilmSky #Movies #Cinema #MovieTalk
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've been thinking about murder in movies recently, and I realized that there are five films I saw in the theater just this year that have the protagonist getting away with murder(s). Is this something new, or am I just now picking up on it? #FilmSky #Movies #Murder #Cinema
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Satire used to be "what if" and now it's "yeah, that'll happen tomorrow."
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I clicked on the ad, turns out they're ear plugs.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Go play Pears at @slate.com today, type in "CANTINA," and see if you can spot the (I assume?) typo in the green text that comes up.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Many years ago, I went on an interview for a job producing web content about dead celebrities. While I was there, they gave me a sushi costume for my cat, for reasons. Here it is. #Halloween #CatsOfBlueSky #PetCostume #SushiCat P.S.: I got the job.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
How many "Sexy Gladys" Halloween costumes will we see this season? #Weapons #Halloween #FilmSky #Horror
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Thank goodness he didn't try to sell you something.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It must suck to feel like you're not safe in your own home anymore, like maybe you're worried that strange, masked men with guns will come into your home and abduct you without due process. #KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I just laughed out loud at a dumb/brilliant joke in @theonion.com. Do yourself a favor: go read the articles (they're even better than the headlines) and sign up for the newsletter. #Comedy #Satire #Funny
theonion.com
Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth
The cherry tomato-sized meteorite that pierced the roof of a home near Atlanta has been confirmed to be about 4.56 billion years old, making it older than Earth itself. What do you think?
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
There's something super appropriate about applying the #TACO principle to our #trade and #tariff negotiations with #Mexico.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
They should rename the Marriner S. Eccles Building as "The Fedquarters."
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It still takes me a moment to remember that when my son talks about "20s music," he means Imagine Dragons and not Al Jolson.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I'll never understand why so many people thought that a person who was too inept to keep a casino in business was somehow capable of leading a nation.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Just found out I'm the same age as Gregory Peck when he played Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird." I don't know what to do with that.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I would definitely prefer fewer stories like this, yes.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#HappyFathersDay
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm at a restaurant within listening distance of a first date and I SO DESPERATELY want to tell the young man to stop talking and for the love of God ask the woman a question about herself.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
First marigold of the season.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Growing up means reconciling the earned wisdom of your years with the fact that nobody gives a single fuck about your opinion. #CatsOfBluesky #ArchieCat
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Funny. The Trump administration was so adamant that #KilmarAbregoGarcia will never return to the United States, regardless of what the courts rule. Now he's back in Maryland to stand trial, because #TACO, I guess? What a bunch of tools.
cnn.com
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been returned to the United States to face criminal charges | CNN Politics
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador in March, has been returned to the United States to face federal criminal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Friday.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Guess it makes sense that #LucBesson would be attracted to the #Dracula story, as it's all about an older man who gets fixated on a woman way too young for him, seduces her, and drains her of her life...and for some reason people still think he's cool. #FilmSky #Movies
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Adam Schlesinger was a once-in-a-generation songwriter, a pop music galaxy brain. I recently re-discovered this link I'd saved to a tribute album compiled by his friends and admirers back in 2020. Give it a listen. It's pure love. #AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne
fatherdaughterrecords.bandcamp.com
Saving for a Custom Van, by Various Artists
31 track album
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
From my #run this morning. So humid. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan 🐈🐇🚢🌸🏃‍♂️
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It made me feel some things. Mostly boredom and disappointment. Now I know what it was like to go on a date with me in my 20s.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
ALT: a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Meet the new #Pope. #TheState #SketchComedy #90s #MTV youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...
youtu.be
Da pope is a coming!
YouTube video by skigss
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We get a spring! #Runner #Running #Run
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
When I first read the quote, I thought she was talking about how one comes to terms with their own mortality and inevitable demise.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I was thinking this morning about how important it is to fully understand the requirements of a job before you accept an offer. What are the duties? Can you carry them out? If you find yourself constitutionally unable to fulfill the very most basic functions, maybe it's not the right job for you.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Yes, the metaphors are a little on the unsubtle side, and I think that's fine. It is a Marvel movie, after all. I applaud the creative team for making this movie, and I hope people see it. And I hope they talk to each other about it. #Filmsky #Movies #MentalHealth #Thunderbolts
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Resting on the chassis is a film about mental health and emotional support systems. The team is equal parts fighting force and therapy group, and their heroic journey mirrors their individual and group healing. #Movies #MentalHealth #ThunderboltsMovie
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I saw #Thunderbolts* last night, and it is incredibly appropriate that this movie came out on the first day of #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth. It's got the trappings of a Marvel action movie: things explode, people fly, punches and quips are thrown, a good time is had by all. #FilmSky #Movies
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Thanks! It was gratifying to see her leave me in the dust.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Got to #run a 5K today with this little athlete. She crushed it. #Runner #Running #Ravesnwood #SybilWoJo
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Had a dream last night that I was telling people about a dream I had and they were completely bored. #Prophecy?
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Get yourself a case of the Mondays. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Run
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's a beautiful morning? #running #LakeMichigan #runner #Chicago #RogersPark #Rabbit #RabbitsOfBluesky
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Question: What do you call someone who inherits a seafood restaurant? Answer: A fillet of sole beneficiary.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
More like CLOUDday, amirite? #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Rabbit #RabbitsOfBluesky
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This morning's #run really ROCKed. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Sunrise
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Here's some photos from this morning's TRAIN-ing #run. #RunChi #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Trainspotting
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pace Bus can eat the least appealing part of a dog's anatomy.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Does anyone remember what happened after the fall of the USSR? The Russian economy cratered, and the oligarchs bought up the pieces for kopeks on the ruble. Is that where we're heading now? Are there people in power who are trying to stage a nationwide fire sale so they can get richer?
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Now, I got middling marks in Econ, and my MBA comes from a school most famous for its dance program, but it seems to me that firing thousands of workers and starting a trade war is doing exactly what a person would do to cause an economic collapse.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Consumers go into survival mode, tightening the belt as far as they can. Families dip into savings. The Vibe-cession becomes a Vibe-pression as people get more and more pessimistic about the economy. Tax revenue falls across the board, businesses go under, new businesses don't replace them.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People buy less stuff. Businesses make less money, so businesses produce less stuff. Businesses need/can afford to pay fewer people, so more people get laid off. Those newly unemployed people can't find jobs because businesses aren't hiring and there's a sudden glut of job-seekers.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So, if you fire tens of thousands of workers, and sow fear among hundreds of thousands more, that would tend to depress demand. And if you slap tariffs on consumer goods, like food and fuel, they get more expensive. People still buy them, but they've got less money left over to buy other stuff.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It occurs to me that if we ever allow robots to serve as senators, the filibusters will be insane.
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Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Seeing all the coverage about an the transcript of a phone call to a reporter talking about plainly illegal things which will never happen, it's clear that Pres. Cheeseballz just wants to change the subject. And I can't believe how many people are falling for it. #SignalGate #WhiskeyLeaks
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