Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I've been thinking about murder in movies recently, and I realized that there are five films I saw in the theater just this year that have the protagonist getting away with murder(s). Is this something new, or am I just now picking up on it? #FilmSky #Movies #Murder #Cinema 110
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Satire used to be "what if" and now it's "yeah, that'll happen tomorrow." 001
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I clicked on the ad, turns out they're ear plugs. 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Go play Pears at @slate.com today, type in "CANTINA," and see if you can spot the (I assume?) typo in the green text that comes up. 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Many years ago, I went on an interview for a job producing web content about dead celebrities. While I was there, they gave me a sushi costume for my cat, for reasons. Here it is. #Halloween #CatsOfBlueSky #PetCostume #SushiCat P.S.: I got the job. 041
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 21/09/2025How many "Sexy Gladys" Halloween costumes will we see this season? #Weapons #Halloween #FilmSky #Horror 081
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 15/08/2025It must suck to feel like you're not safe in your own home anymore, like maybe you're worried that strange, masked men with guns will come into your home and abduct you without due process. #KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I just laughed out loud at a dumb/brilliant joke in @theonion.com. Do yourself a favor: go read the articles (they're even better than the headlines) and sign up for the newsletter. #Comedy #Satire #Funnytheonion.comMeteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet EarthThe cherry tomato-sized meteorite that pierced the roof of a home near Atlanta has been confirmed to be about 4.56 billion years old, making it older than Earth itself. What do you think? 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2025There's something super appropriate about applying the #TACO principle to our #trade and #tariff negotiations with #Mexico. 020
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 18/07/2025They should rename the Marriner S. Eccles Building as "The Fedquarters." 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/07/2025It still takes me a moment to remember that when my son talks about "20s music," he means Imagine Dragons and not Al Jolson. 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I'll never understand why so many people thought that a person who was too inept to keep a casino in business was somehow capable of leading a nation. 020
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Just found out I'm the same age as Gregory Peck when he played Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird." I don't know what to do with that. 120
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I would definitely prefer fewer stories like this, yes. 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm at a restaurant within listening distance of a first date and I SO DESPERATELY want to tell the young man to stop talking and for the love of God ask the woman a question about herself. 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Growing up means reconciling the earned wisdom of your years with the fact that nobody gives a single fuck about your opinion. #CatsOfBluesky #ArchieCat 020
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Funny. The Trump administration was so adamant that #KilmarAbregoGarcia will never return to the United States, regardless of what the courts rule. Now he's back in Maryland to stand trial, because #TACO, I guess? What a bunch of tools.cnn.comKilmar Abrego Garcia has been returned to the United States to face criminal charges | CNN PoliticsKilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador in March, has been returned to the United States to face federal criminal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Friday. 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Guess it makes sense that #LucBesson would be attracted to the #Dracula story, as it's all about an older man who gets fixated on a woman way too young for him, seduces her, and drains her of her life...and for some reason people still think he's cool. #FilmSky #Movies 031
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Adam Schlesinger was a once-in-a-generation songwriter, a pop music galaxy brain. I recently re-discovered this link I'd saved to a tribute album compiled by his friends and admirers back in 2020. Give it a listen. It's pure love. #AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWaynefatherdaughterrecords.bandcamp.comSaving for a Custom Van, by Various Artists31 track album 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/06/2025From my #run this morning. So humid. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan 🐈🐇🚢🌸🏃♂️ 070
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Meet the new #Pope. #TheState #SketchComedy #90s #MTV youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...youtu.beDa pope is a coming!YouTube video by skigss 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 06/05/2025When I first read the quote, I thought she was talking about how one comes to terms with their own mortality and inevitable demise. 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I was thinking this morning about how important it is to fully understand the requirements of a job before you accept an offer. What are the duties? Can you carry them out? If you find yourself constitutionally unable to fulfill the very most basic functions, maybe it's not the right job for you. 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I saw #Thunderbolts* last night, and it is incredibly appropriate that this movie came out on the first day of #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth. It's got the trappings of a Marvel action movie: things explode, people fly, punches and quips are thrown, a good time is had by all. #FilmSky #Movies 140
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Got to #run a 5K today with this little athlete. She crushed it. #Runner #Running #Ravesnwood #SybilWoJo 0120
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Had a dream last night that I was telling people about a dream I had and they were completely bored. #Prophecy? 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Get yourself a case of the Mondays. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Run 0140
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 16/04/2025It's a beautiful morning? #running #LakeMichigan #runner #Chicago #RogersPark #Rabbit #RabbitsOfBluesky 1180
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Question: What do you call someone who inherits a seafood restaurant? Answer: A fillet of sole beneficiary. 120
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 13/04/2025More like CLOUDday, amirite? #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Rabbit #RabbitsOfBluesky 0100
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This morning's #run really ROCKed. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Sunrise 1130
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Here's some photos from this morning's TRAIN-ing #run. #RunChi #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #Trainspotting 1190
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Pace Bus can eat the least appealing part of a dog's anatomy. 000
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025So, if you fire tens of thousands of workers, and sow fear among hundreds of thousands more, that would tend to depress demand. And if you slap tariffs on consumer goods, like food and fuel, they get more expensive. People still buy them, but they've got less money left over to buy other stuff. 100
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It occurs to me that if we ever allow robots to serve as senators, the filibusters will be insane. 010
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Seeing all the coverage about an the transcript of a phone call to a reporter talking about plainly illegal things which will never happen, it's clear that Pres. Cheeseballz just wants to change the subject. And I can't believe how many people are falling for it. #SignalGate #WhiskeyLeaks 021
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I saw "Black Bag," and it's a subversion of expectations. Mostly, I expected some tension or peril for our protagonists, but they managed to float above the twists and turns of the plot without any doubt or danger. The story isn't important, though. It's all about relationships. #FilmSky #Movies 110
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I saw #ASH and really enjoyed it. It's a moody, atmospheric, claustrophobic #scifi #horror with a great soundtrack and hideous monster effects. There's a deep John Carpenter vibe running through it, as well as Alien/Aliens and some Resident Evil (game, not movies). I dig it. #FilmSky #Movies 020
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 24/03/2025How it started vs how it's going. In March of 2015, I was unemployed and reading lots of children's books to our seven month-old. I got to thinking about what a raw deal the pigs got in their story, and then got to thinking about all the other calamities that could and do befall them. 110
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I saw a raccoon! #RunChi #Runner #LakeMichigan #Running #RunEvanston #Raccoon #RaccoonsOfBluesky 1110
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Been watching some new music videos and I'm surprised to see that the wheel of time has brought us all the way back to a world where the creepy-80s-Billy-Hargrove-mustache aesthetic is socially acceptable again. 170
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I decided to watch "Severance," but when I logged into my AppleTV account, it showed all the episodes as being already watched. Is it possible I watched them during my lunch breaks at Lumon? 030
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I saw #Eephus, and it hit close to home (pun intended). Framed as the final game between two recreational league baseball teams who have been rivals in a small Massachusetts town since time immemorial, it spoke to me about the rarity and fragility of male friendships. #FilmSky #Movies 140
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Good morning! Sure seems like spring. #RabbitsOfBluesky #Rabbit #RunChi #Runner #Running #RunEvanston #LakeMichigan 1160
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🐍🍀🇮🇪🍀🐍 #RunChi #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan 0130
Seth Joseph @sethjoseph.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Went for a run in #Chicago, wound up in #SilentHill. #RunChi #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan #RunEvanston 1170