Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi… 222607262
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met theonion.com/cat-internally-debates… 241621146
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran theonion.comBarefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On TourPHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi... 282398311
Reposted by Los SlugToday in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026On this day in 2008, 18 years ago, Pokémon Platinum was first released in Japan. This game was an enhanced version of Diamond & Pearl and featured an expanded Sinnoh Pokédex, as well as further story around Giratina serebii.net/platinum 228279
Reposted by Los SlugOatmealDome 🏳️🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[Nintendo Switch 2 System Update] The Mii Maker now has music in version 23.0.0! You can listen to any of the three Mii Maker themes. (thanks shutterbug2000, AK) 849198
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas 261413187
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-be… 201300124
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026Report: It Time To Give Up theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give… 321108120
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.comNation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching SoccerWASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I w... 201586165
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026“This landmark treaty expressly forbids minors from enlisting in combat roles unless sanctioned by their parent or guardian,” said International Committee of the Red Cross President Mirjana Spoljaric Egger theonion.comNew Geneva Convention Allows Use Of Child Soldiers With Signed Permission SlipGENEVA—In an effort to codify parental oversight for underage troops, a new Geneva Convention adopted Thursday reportedly allowed for the use of child soldiers with a signed permission slip from a leg... 1686688
Reposted by Los SlugRodan - The Evercold is coming @hellfiredragoon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Verify your age" 1682544192
Reposted by Los SlugThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction theonion.com/historians-theorize-de… 201593216
Reposted by Los Slug3xp0 @3xp0.bsky.social · 22/06/2026hey some people collect stamps, our stuff at least does something 2231
Reposted by Los SlugDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026African wildcat experiences ice for the first time and has the most adorable surprised reaction you'll ever see 11793281183
Los Slug @serventseaslug.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My champions tournament got a huge turnout. So many players I decided not to play in it myself. Glad the venue let me plug in an ethernet cable to their internet box. I got a really good access point and after 3 rounds no connections issues My row of Plushies for attention 210
Reposted by Los Slugneato @neatounused.bsky.social · 30/05/2026This state IS big enough for two LANs! Who am I seeing in a little over a month? 3134
Reposted by Los SlugSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026ICE criminals shoot innocent people in the face and stay on the job but Hasan is subpoenaed for giving hungry Cubans ramen noodles we live in hell 940575
Reposted by Los SlugSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hasan and Code Pink committed the unforgivable crime of bringing food and meds and diapers to a country we're illegally starving. Zero Epstein pedophiles arrested, but this fascist terrorist regime is making humanitarianism a crime. 10451114
Reposted by Los SlugContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Cat 😺 won the Bird Lottery 1467820865
Los Slug @serventseaslug.bsky.social · 19/05/2026XD air traffic contol was asleep 2 jet stars midair collision We both went for the ring at the same time 000
Los Slug @serventseaslug.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you in Santa Cruz ca today show up to the mall for some double dash lan 000
Reposted by Los SlugNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026horrible day to find out that fox was also in the files 949477
Reposted by Los SlugDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This horse has a one-of-a-kind sense of humor. Watch as it teases the cat and then puts on an innocent face when caught in the act. 210118621545
