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@serval.coffee
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Cat and/or Dragon on the internet | 🇦🇺 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | occasionally NSFW (🔞) Icon: @mysticwaffle.bsky.social || Banner: @fluffycactusarts.bsky.social

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Seg @serval.coffee · 27/09/2026
I love marketplace...
An image of a marketplace listing for a second hand virtual reality headset. The headset is heavily melted as if having been in a fire. The listing just reads "it still works"
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Seg @serval.coffee · 22/09/2026
I mean I suppose only a human would be stupid enough to paste the mystery bash script into their terminal...
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Seg @serval.coffee · 18/09/2026
Think I won the steam frame lottery
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Seg @serval.coffee · 16/09/2026
Why am I getting the fluoride stare??
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Seg @serval.coffee · 12/09/2026
incredible juxtaposition
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Seg @serval.coffee · 16/08/2026
The big dragon who makes all of the rules (courtesy of @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social <3)
A sketch page of a large dragoness in a number of suggesting poses, eyeing the viewer, looming over them and reaching down implying they are much larger
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Seg @serval.coffee · 07/08/2026
Trying out this thing I see going about b.mino.mobi/palm/
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Seg @serval.coffee · 06/08/2026
Deeply unserious country
Screenshot of a headline from ABC news reading "ACT opposition leader admits to texting 'f*** my job is boring' during hearing.
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Seg @serval.coffee · 02/08/2026
Hit a team on outpost with 2 purple keys. Absolute generational come up from a green sponsor kit
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Seg @serval.coffee · 22/07/2026
Extremely Important:
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Seg @serval.coffee · 16/07/2026
Help they turned me into slop ; A;
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Seg @serval.coffee · 15/07/2026
The demon of avarice
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Seg @serval.coffee · 08/07/2026
Extremely normal conversations happening rn
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Seg @serval.coffee · 01/07/2026
I am a terrorist with aseprite
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Seg @serval.coffee · 01/07/2026
The targeted ads in my emails are getting concerning
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Seg @serval.coffee · 29/06/2026
Almost forgot about this little something I got for myself a while ago (+ cat tax)
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Seg @serval.coffee · 03/06/2026
CHEWING THE BUNGIE STORE PAGE UNTIL I CAN BUY BINGUS
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Seg @serval.coffee · 02/06/2026
I ran into the fabled loot pinata
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Seg @serval.coffee · 25/05/2026
Finally
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Seg @serval.coffee · 18/05/2026
Touching grass
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Seg @serval.coffee · 18/05/2026
Found some monhun stuff in a crane game, still have some of my skills eheh
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Seg @serval.coffee · 16/05/2026
THEY TURNED HIM INTO A KERFUS!!
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Seg @serval.coffee · 05/05/2026
Or rather-
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Seg @serval.coffee · 05/05/2026
I'm never gonna top this, shame I didn't actually get to loot
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Seg @serval.coffee · 30/04/2026
Alien doodles... might come back to it but I felt the need to manifest something
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Seg @serval.coffee · 23/04/2026
Discovered the new most Segcore gun: this fucked up prototype gun that shoots blocks of caseless ammunition down 5 barrels simultaneously en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDM_L4/L5
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Seg @serval.coffee · 15/04/2026
Apparently the marathon devs are personally pandering to me
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Seg @serval.coffee · 15/04/2026
Why did they make arachne destroyer so cunty 😭
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Seg @serval.coffee · 24/03/2026
I've cooked my youtube algorithm watching too many Marathon lore videos
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Seg @serval.coffee · 15/03/2026
Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your month-early dorito's inspired cheesy jalapeno hot-cross buns
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Seg @serval.coffee · 04/03/2026
New playmat courtesy of @blindcoyote.com <3 When I saw this art I knew right away I had to snag one
A picture of a playmat with a print of an artpiece by Blindcoyote. it depicts a frontal view of a prowling dragon with four horns and layered armoured scales covering their entire body, leaning to stare at the viewer with a piercing blue gaze. Their scales are coloured from white at their paws to black at their face and along their spine. The grooves between each scale plate glows with a blue light.

The backdrop is a cavern full of large iridescent crystals in a pink colour, shimmering with rainbow light and a dazzling aurora-like effect.

Atop the playmat is some other goodies including a sticker depicting the same art and a keychain with the artist's logo.
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Seg @serval.coffee · 24/02/2026
"Doorknocker" piercing is a name not an instruction (🎨YoGoat)
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Seg @serval.coffee · 23/02/2026
"Wake up Samurai"
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Seg @serval.coffee · 19/02/2026
god damnit I already had to deal with this once that wasn't enough?
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Seg @serval.coffee · 17/02/2026
We stan out illiterate supreme chief
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Seg @serval.coffee · 13/02/2026
Finally finished the Wuling story in endfield we love the illiterate catgirlfail
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Seg @serval.coffee · 12/02/2026
I love my fancy espresso stuff but you gotta have a guilty pleasure too.
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Seg @serval.coffee · 03/02/2026
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Seg @serval.coffee · 03/02/2026
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Seg @serval.coffee · 28/01/2026
Oh hey another nothing phone haver
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Seg @serval.coffee · 22/01/2026
It's peam
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Seg @serval.coffee · 18/01/2026
Wait it's my account I can just post serval titties if I wanna-
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Seg @serval.coffee · 17/01/2026
Forgor to share the new espresso machine but I'm in love with it <3 The current nook is less than ideal but I make do, hopefully when I move I'll have space for a more proper coffee cart style thing.
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Seg @serval.coffee · 17/01/2026
Oh yeah forgot to share the new profile pic courtesy of @mysticwaffle.bsky.social
A black and white sketch bust of an anthro serval woman with a short fringed hairstyle, wearing a layered techwear style outfit with tactical touches, a high collar and a cap with two rings through the brim
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Seg @serval.coffee · 14/01/2026
These espresso tools are getting out of hand...
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Seg @serval.coffee · 07/01/2026
Why is she terminally incapable of sitting normally?
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Seg @serval.coffee · 07/01/2026
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Seg @serval.coffee · 05/01/2026
Tonight's creature coffee
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Seg @serval.coffee · 04/01/2026
Walked past a gacha store today and couldn't help myself Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't "gay pedestrian crossing button" (it even makes the noise when you press it)
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Seg @serval.coffee · 02/01/2026
The cats do be multiplying
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