Seg @serval.coffee · 22/09/2026I mean I suppose only a human would be stupid enough to paste the mystery bash script into their terminal... 141
Seg @serval.coffee · 16/08/2026The big dragon who makes all of the rules (courtesy of @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social <3) 217128
Seg @serval.coffee · 02/08/2026Hit a team on outpost with 2 purple keys. Absolute generational come up from a green sponsor kit 030
Seg @serval.coffee · 29/06/2026Almost forgot about this little something I got for myself a while ago (+ cat tax) 1113
Seg @serval.coffee · 18/05/2026Found some monhun stuff in a crane game, still have some of my skills eheh 040
Seg @serval.coffee · 30/04/2026Alien doodles... might come back to it but I felt the need to manifest something 411320
Seg @serval.coffee · 23/04/2026Discovered the new most Segcore gun: this fucked up prototype gun that shoots blocks of caseless ammunition down 5 barrels simultaneously en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDM_L4/L5 280
Seg @serval.coffee · 24/03/2026I've cooked my youtube algorithm watching too many Marathon lore videos 140
Seg @serval.coffee · 15/03/2026Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your month-early dorito's inspired cheesy jalapeno hot-cross buns 371
Seg @serval.coffee · 04/03/2026New playmat courtesy of @blindcoyote.com <3 When I saw this art I knew right away I had to snag one 2336
Seg @serval.coffee · 19/02/2026god damnit I already had to deal with this once that wasn't enough? 230
Seg @serval.coffee · 13/02/2026Finally finished the Wuling story in endfield we love the illiterate catgirlfail 040
Seg @serval.coffee · 12/02/2026I love my fancy espresso stuff but you gotta have a guilty pleasure too. 140
Seg @serval.coffee · 18/01/2026Wait it's my account I can just post serval titties if I wanna- 244187
Seg @serval.coffee · 17/01/2026Forgor to share the new espresso machine but I'm in love with it <3 The current nook is less than ideal but I make do, hopefully when I move I'll have space for a more proper coffee cart style thing. 240
Seg @serval.coffee · 17/01/2026Oh yeah forgot to share the new profile pic courtesy of @mysticwaffle.bsky.social 113531
Seg @serval.coffee · 04/01/2026Walked past a gacha store today and couldn't help myself Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't "gay pedestrian crossing button" (it even makes the noise when you press it) 2101