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@serrentix.bsky.social
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bite me (please) welcome to titty city she/they 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 23h
unfortunately yes :( it's all on you
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 23h
*it fml
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 23h
maybe is has been years and i just haven't noticed until now 😭
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 23h
glad to know it's not just me 😭😭
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 23h
one of the best experiences tbh
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
can't tell if im going mad but has autocorrect got really stupid in the last few months? idk if they've got ai doing it now but my texting has got BAD
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
jj williams going to hearts and playing in europe feels like very specific ragebait pointed at me
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i wanted to like twinks for being the only real left wing influence in the house, but she had heavy trustafarian vibes from day one that just got clearer and clearer... #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
seems like 80% of the visionquest budget went on james spader, 20% went on paul bettany, and the rest of the show was made on no budget whatsoever
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh god poor sam :( #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
getting into deadlock requires me getting over the initial hump of games where 2-3 players each game have absolutely no idea where they are, which is fairly offputting for getting into deadlock
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
now i've got over the initial whiplash of riot replacing almost every member of heartsteel, i'll admit the new song is pretty good
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the endless glup shitto battle between skrib doon and babu frik hey heyyyyy
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dropping this to a 0/10 because it's a nazi bar
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
as much as ive definitely not been quite as intense on project hollandass (shane hollander ass) this year as i wanted, its october and ive definitely made serious serious progress with home workouts every 1-2 weeks
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
im being threatened with witchcraft on big brother 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why is rob dressed like ebenezer scrooge going to the bank 😭😭 #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
labour just beat the greens using a platform of hope and radical left wing politics for me personally that doesn't sound like a loss for the greens at all, seems like the only losers here are the far right who can see the overton window starting to pull away from them
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
forget eviction, just fire omar out of a cannon tbh. so staggeringly uneducated but fully believes he's smart #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
calling it cuckpilot because it does the things that give your life meaning while you sit in a chair and watch
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
copilot how do i fuck my wife that sounds difficult... copilot can you do it?
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
done with big brother posting, knew queen of scotty road was a wrongun, also ffs rochelle i thought you were turning a corner
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they've blocked screenshots on grindr what's even the point anymore
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
giggs: used welsh football as a "low-stakes" chance to give young manchester united players first team minutes page: didn't consider anyone from outside of south wales to be welsh enough to play bellamy: a combination of page and giggs, but centered around 2000s premier league clubs in general
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
have to think that's bellamy gone real shame as he got them playing good football, unfortunately came with some baggage that resulted in a total loyalty to players who aren't good enough next manager needs to be someone from outside the faw system
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not the shop not the shop
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
of course the co-op has communist literature in a rack by the toilet
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's lovely! im so high up!!
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok my move out is officially done, i can be a person again
the view out of a window across a city, there's a mirror reflecting a different angle
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ugh omar has got too comfortable, he's gone from almost himbo to regular stupid guy #bbuk
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what it's like doing social media in heritage
A (sadly fake) Wikipedia page for 'Jester's Privilege', cropped to just show the first sentence: 'Jester's Privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter'.
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy fuck it's happening already
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its been a few days since we last had a classic johanne rochelle screaming match, we are so back #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
caught in the moral dilemma of wanting to watch the ireland match for the drama but not wanting tv ratings to look good for it
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no no no house of leaves there are 10 pages left you can't pull this shit on me now
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
started watching blue lock, my two main takeaways are: - the writer has never watched football before - if you look like meguru bachira please contact me please
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
harry is SO WEIRD, like they're all weird and even then he stands out as the weird one #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rob needs to stay in at least as long as lynx. we need the argument over the selling feet on the internet song while he's trying to hide why it upsets him 😭 #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/qIGDl...
youtube.com
When they don’t score they hardly ever win - Micheal Owen
YouTube video by Aidan Dowling
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
itv discussing rodrigo "maybe he's been distracted because of all the charges" 💀 💀
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
500 followers! please don't look into how many aren't real people
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
two episodes into big brother 2026 and unsure if i dislike frankie or rob more both just deeply annoying people
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok they announced the sociopaths first and now they're announcing the frail autistic boys for the sociopaths to torture
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i immediately love pauline actually nvm
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok yeah big brother is gold and im still on the intro how did they find all the worst people in the uk, it's honestly impressive
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think the right number of people see my bluesky posts (four-ish)
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on one hand posting more is an indictor that my mental health is improving but also i have lost any kind of posting skill i may have at one time had, so maybe it's just changed rather than improved
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😬😬😔😔
screenshot from portugal vs wales in the nations league, wales have a shot into an open goal from about 3 yards out
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok i take it back, cabango looking massively massively out of his depth here
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
missing plastyk because im too broke 💔 cannot wait to have enough disposable income to enjoy myself
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