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@serrentix.bsky.social
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ugh omar has got too comfortable, he's gone from almost himbo to regular stupid guy #bbuk
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what it's like doing social media in heritage
A (sadly fake) Wikipedia page for 'Jester's Privilege', cropped to just show the first sentence: 'Jester's Privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter'.
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its been a few days since we last had a classic johanne rochelle screaming match, we are so back #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
caught in the moral dilemma of wanting to watch the ireland match for the drama but not wanting tv ratings to look good for it
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no no no house of leaves there are 10 pages left you can't pull this shit on me now
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
started watching blue lock, my two main takeaways are: - the writer has never watched football before - if you look like meguru bachira please contact me please
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
harry is SO WEIRD, like they're all weird and even then he stands out as the weird one #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rob needs to stay in at least as long as lynx. we need the argument over the selling feet on the internet song while he's trying to hide why it upsets him 😭 #bbuk
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
itv discussing rodrigo "maybe he's been distracted because of all the charges" 💀 💀
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
500 followers! please don't look into how many aren't real people
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
two episodes into big brother 2026 and unsure if i dislike frankie or rob more both just deeply annoying people
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok they announced the sociopaths first and now they're announcing the frail autistic boys for the sociopaths to torture
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok yeah big brother is gold and im still on the intro how did they find all the worst people in the uk, it's honestly impressive
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think the right number of people see my bluesky posts (four-ish)
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on one hand posting more is an indictor that my mental health is improving but also i have lost any kind of posting skill i may have at one time had, so maybe it's just changed rather than improved
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😬😬😔😔
screenshot from portugal vs wales in the nations league, wales have a shot into an open goal from about 3 yards out
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok i take it back, cabango looking massively massively out of his depth here
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
missing plastyk because im too broke 💔 cannot wait to have enough disposable income to enjoy myself
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ben cabango ending cristiano ronaldo's career in 8 minutes
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mr beast doing a book about hunting people for sport feels very on brand
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doctor Who currently up for tender, I am once again begging for Keto Shimizu as showrunner and Matt Ryan as The Doctor
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
think im getting sick just in time for my move, perfect yes
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
moving out of jq in a week :( despite knowing it was happening for like two and a half months it's still come up fast
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my current youtube algorithm is just 90 minute videos of people reading reddit/forum threads in a creepy voice and calling them documentaries its such low quality slop fml
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ahhahahaha spurs hahahahah
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a shot for shot remake of the honeymooners but starring mr potatohead from toy story disney you can have this idea for £500,000
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we aren't too far away from the US declaring hegseth acted as a rogue agent by invading iran and using his imprisonment/execution to pull out of the war there
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok nevermind, he made a statement insinuating macklemore begged to be on the tour fuck that guy
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow forever might actually be the thing that breaks me and gets me to subscribe to wow
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in defense of ed sheeran (and not in defense of zionism, to be clear) his tour has thousands of employees directly and indirectly, and tens, if not hundreds of millions of dollars tied up in contracts he *cannot* drop out of his tour or speak against it. like, legally hopefully he speaks out after
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
richarlison maybe has the worst agent in football
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
becoming a tft streamer so i can organise and play in the tft4t championship series
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pete hegseth triggers my fight or flight instinct worse than anyone else on earth
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
as much as im excited for the elizabeth holmes doc, i really hope she doesn't get painted as a sociopath/psychopath
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Offbeat is a really cool game, but i think i'll wait until it has midi controller support until i give it a proper go
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
once again excruciatingly bored
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nobel mendy has the widest neck ive ever seen
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
reaching the level of boredom where i semi-seriously consider a grindr hookup just to have something to do
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok im bored
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i absolutely love the kind and ditzy energy of putting "!!" at the end of my messages
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
another banger ted lasso episode
static.klipy.com
Delia Smith: Let's Be Havin' You
Alt: Delia Smith: Let's Be Havin' You
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
curling up into a ball like an armadillo
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
in an annoying spot where i have absolutely no leverage to get my job to treat me decently i can't move because my current job has prevented me from studying for qualifications, they didn't acknowledge my application for promotion, they've put in pre-emptive measures to stop collective bargaining
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
looking less and less likely that ill have somewhere to live in a month's time, cool! love working a full-time job and still being constantly flat broke and unable to rent :)
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
masters of the universe is bad, sorry they're doing the weirdness and campiness, but every time it comes with an insincere little wink to the audience
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
still thinking about that one bit in the black and white ed wood movie where they hold up two dresses and say "red or green" and they reply "they both look the same to me"
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
feel a bit bad for control resonant releasing into the densest schedule of high profile AAA releases maybe ever looks really good, but im saving my time/money for gta, fable, wolverine, stranger than heaven
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fun fact! the lead singer of Good Kid sold his ai firm for billions a few years ago and decided to spend a decent portion of it funding and aggressively marketing a band! the whole band is funded by destroying the planet and fucking over the working class!!
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serra @serrentix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
no bands play birmingham anymore :( i mean yes, there are no mid-sized venues within walking distance of the city centre (that aren't o2 scam venues), still sad though
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