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Serf-hoe

@serpho.bsky.social
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Any pronoun | 30 something idek | class clown 90 years running Icon is a little monster dude from Okage (PS2 game)

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grell🐸🕺⚢ @hi-nrg-fever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dude look at my warrior of light we ARE surviving the final days
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BUT DAAAYS?? GIRL LMFAO
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have a phone idle game ive played on and off for idfk 6? years?? and like its at the point where my next progress which is like 2 seconds to set up is 2 days+ for that thing to finish and y'know at that point AM I EVEN DOING -ANNNYYYYTHIIIING- LMFAO it used to be a few mins or a couple hours
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(throws a brick at you) GNIGHT
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of these days someone will take me seriously and try to truth nuke me and y'know what go for it HAHAHAAH I CAN LEAVE THE LAST VESTIGE OF MY PUBLIC INNERNETTE EXISTENCE BEHIND (SWINGS MY HAIR IN A CIRCLE AND ACTIVATES MY NECK PAIN)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i cant believe underbail has gone awake i cant stand for this im cancelling my power bill so it cannot reach me!!!! (levitates to the sun)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i pray for your ass youre gonna end up having a bbl i cant do that to you 😞🙂‍↔️
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me: no one should follow me unless i know em also me: (sad i didnt get julie nuked)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what if i unlock my fps cap and become an Olympic runner?
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
playing espgaluda 1 on actual hardware os the flex i think it is (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its like having your ducks in a row and taking it for granted but its not actually like that type of shid no ones hurt or anything
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 hours of sleep and one bombastic fuckin realization today todays gonna be a good one i guess (lays on floor covered in pizz n shid) its not all that im just like FUCK FUCK FUCK
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aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…I don’t think the gods listen to people like me.” [ #ffxivart #lyse ]
digital artwork of Lyse Hext FFXIV . 
she holds a flag staff/pole, and it flows behind her.
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if my power fantasy is to be immune to pests and disease and stuff and to be able to pet and clean all the raccoons?? hmmm?? ever think about THAT?? HMMM???? HUUUUH?? (GETS IN A FIST FIGHT)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(hides one in my mouth for safe keeping)
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you ever think about how different life would have been for suyu sama if wol was in her life earlier like things shouldnt have been this way man
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yotsuyu. my one and only. #ffxivart #ffxiv #yotsuyu
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i actually forgot you can post old art of yours for free idk when ill get around to that
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look at those geys
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Enkou 🍵 @sirenoa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ウツハン with you, always #utsusetsu
Artwork of my hunter Setsuna and Master Utsushi from Monster Hunter Rise. They are both under blankets and naked. Utsushi is kissing Setsuna on the neck, while Setsu has a sleepy expression on their face.
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this was a little bit ago and i already forgot the spoiler but NOOOO I CANT FOLLOW THEM anyway imma wear the shirt I bought from them for dinrar LOL ITS MY WIFEY WERE GOING TO DINRAR TOGETHER :3 (ysayle btw MY WAIF)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
>sees an artist I used to follow on tweeder me: oh!! i found them lemme go-- their page: SPOILERS FOR 14 me: (KAIBA BLASTED) NOOOOOOO
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the fiery crazy one and the steadfast quiet pixie girly pop is jeffs kiss
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deku ⛼ 7.4 spoilers @dekuscrublord.etheirys.social · 01/10/2026
day 4: stormblood one of the yuri couples of all time #xivwomenweek #gpose
sadu and cirina take a moment of reprieve together at sunset in the steppe. they're sitting in the grass against a rock, staring at each other (in a gay way)
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Tribius @tribiusart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little did Edelgard know, she had Dimitri and Claude fooled... perhaps in a way she hadn't anticipated. [ #fe3h | #edelgardvonhresvelg | #claudevonriegan | #dimitrialexandreblaiddyd ]
A comic where the first panel depicts Edelgard von Hresvelg of Fire Emblem Three Houses (FE3H) sitting at a table with her chin resting on her interwoven hands as she says: "Guys, I want you to know— I'm bisexual." 

In the next panel: Claude von Riegan and Dimitri Blaiddyd stare at her with shocked faces, exclaiming: "YOU LIKE BOYS!?"
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
before anyone comes at me for any of this shit i play coq and cdda so fuck off LOLOL AND DWORF FORK REST I GENUINELY DO NOT CARE ABOUT GRAFFIX LOL its just thats enough of a tipping point
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tbc its not the graphics that keep me away it's the gameplay MORTIS looks like that and its great but nothing of that era really has a good narrative or compelling gameplay BUT if they looked like the carts my interest would be piqued like that would be enough to tip the scales
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i dont usually care about graphics but if og atari games looked like their covers id be all over that which is to say the covers are usually so cool but i dont get involved bc the games are too simple for me
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
actually that might be free tier id have to run some tests but yeah
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LIKE TRUST ME BRO I KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE THIS SHIT LOLOL IM NOT SAYING ID ACTUALLY USE A BASIC TOOL especially when i rarely wanna play vanilla servers for games but like it could also be fun to set up a site and i think I could probably lambda that with a pretty cheap front end host
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i already ran a cost calc against something thatd be equivalent to a basic rented server and its like 200+ for ay dub and 15 for random hosts so it makes no sense to set that up on my own hence why i mentioned on prem first and foremost
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im basically saying whatever the issue is i can just find a prebaked solution or figure one out for myself and if my home hw isn't enough im literally certified to set up these sorts of things like this was my bread and butter for 2 years i can do it myself i just DONT WANNA pay the clowd costs
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh lemme correct that bc the dedicated server tool sounds narrow but lemme amend if i wanted whatever i wanted id figure out how to run that but im making a reference to how ive already set up a basic server using the mc dedicated server vanilla ass tool its probably not supported now anyway but--
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
actually do that though id just set up an older laptop and use a basic ass dedicated server tool
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also talkin on prem of course the rack part shoulda been the tip off but as someone whos worked on vms and shit and run thousands of maintenance jobs i know what sort of maintenance overhead and cost and heat and noise that entails so im not actually but it would be so fun if i was gonna--
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yknow hosting a server could be really fun my own rack LOL but das so expensiv but i could maintain it and get exp hahaha
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Ragecandy @ragecandy.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Shanoa and her Killer fish bbq #castlevania #dominuscollection
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like criHms on the server can be fun but if you know these people this is wish fulfillment i guess its all wish fulfillment bc everyones doing what they want but theres a level of unhappiness with their actual lives
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
making up stories and playing out dumb scenarios and its infinitely more fun and engaging LOL
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jorma rp/playing barbies with his little weird found family is so much more fun that whatever that crew of server owners that are pretending to be hard like oh boo hoo you guys are riHch and have a buncha money but theyre just pretending to be what they WISH they were jormas weirdos are just--
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おみそ👾 @oms90059685.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy to report my hdd works and i can load dlc onto it :333 its so fun being excited for games ive played already and have been faves for 10+ years
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i bit the bullet and got some stuff ive wanted for a long time and im just lalalalalalala~ (playing old faves) but THESE ARE MINE THEYRE NOT GOING ANYWHERE I WILL PLAY THEM EVENTUALLY ~~
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my copy of (expensive game here) looking at me me: (playing fall down 3 for the 100th time almost literally)
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Serf-hoe @serpho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maypulsootoreee (maymaymaymaymaymay) maypul soo tore eeee (maypuhsoootoreeeee) will always be legendary
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Bāph @baph.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Reposting an animation of mine I often go back to. Maplestory has such a hold on my heart that keeps me coming back every now and then. A truly important game for me ❤️🍄
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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