Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Successfully clocked a woman as being from Central Texas just by looking at the rings on her fingers 010
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was today years old when I learned that they're called toaster "strudels" because you "extrude" the frosting onto them 000
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I'm racing in the Boonta Steve Classic" -gay Anakin Skywalker 000
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Halloween season is upon us: I just did a panicked Google because for a second I got worried that Oogie Boogie's voice actor was white 030
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"I just don't get no lasagna" -Rodney Dangegarfield 030
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Here's the AMV I made for @thelukeman.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social AMV Night. Never touched editing software before but this was a blast to make 040
Reposted by Alex SanchezHooth @endlesshuffering.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Meditation achievements: 🟩Amateur nosebreather: generate 50mL of saliva without swallowing ✅Numberlord: count to 100 silently with no errors 🟩Vampire's slumber: close your eyes for 8 hours without losing consciousness 011
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pretending to fall asleep on the bus so the driver has to carry me to bed 010
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Grand vizier who isn't that sorry: a hundred pardons my lord 020
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Contact juggler who gets his tongue involved 010
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mobile of fuzzy dice above my baby's bed so he grows up to be a greaser 020
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As a good country boy, the thing I have most in common with furries is that we both love "maw" and "paw" 000
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Can't stop thinking about a guy at the show last night who said "clockwise" instead of "likewise" 020
Reposted by Alex SanchezAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 05/06/2026Los Angeles! Come to me and @serioussanchez.bsky.social's standup show, premiering at the Hollywood Fringe THIS SUNDAY! This one's for the puppygirls. www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/13662hollywoodfringe.orgHollywood Fringe - pet/foodOne show. Two headliners. Alex Sanchez, Oklahoman and star of Bug Man, elucidates the sumptuous life of the gourmand. Then, Abby Denton, Appalachian lop bunny and writer of Gamer Mom, explains life ... 051
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"And if you can't make one s'more, you'll meet an army of me" - camp counselor bjork 010
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Adam Sandler probably has access to better basketball shorts than basketball players have 020
Reposted by Alex SanchezChat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is still one of the biggest thrills of our lives - get the repress now! 3316
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 26/05/20263rd Rock from the Sun came out in 1996 and 30 Rock came out in 2006.. We should be on 3000 Rock by now 020
Reposted by Alex SanchezAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 26/05/2026Come see the show I'm doing with Alex Sanchez, the subject of this inexplicably funny photo that I keep folded up in my wallet in case I need emotional support 193
Reposted by Alex SanchezAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 26/05/2026LOS ANGELES! You should come to my show PET/FOOD next month. I'm splitting an hour and a half with @serioussanchez.bsky.social for the Hollywood Fringe and we're going to tell you all of our finest bespoke jokes. You're going to love it. Tickets $15 online! hollywoodfringe.org/projects/13662 02110
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Fucked up that venus flytrap only gets to eat like four times in its life and every time it's a nasty ass bug 030
Reposted by Alex SanchezAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 05/05/2026i swear i used to be able to do graphic design i just... can't do it... anymore. maybe i'm stupid now. i can't figure out how to make this not ugly 2121
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 02/03/2026🎵I love eating lunch So put another lunch in my lunchbox baby 🎵 030
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just learned that New Jersey has other islands? I thought it was just Atlantic City and Sicily 012
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Twitter is down. This is the last post that loaded on my TL. Maybe it's down forever and this is the last tweet I'll ever see, like a dying man's last memory being of his mother's face 1254
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 08/01/2026An underrated part of American culture is the subconscious belief that if you can just make yourself stupid enough you can get into heaven through the door babies use 032
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Guy on the radio at the Christian thrift store just said "diapers may very well be the thing God uses to push your squishy button today" 000
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 17/11/2025How high does your blood sugar have to get before you stop worrying about mosquitoes and start worrying about hummingbirds? 020
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 15/11/2025*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it 052
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Last night at Halloween I drank a diet coke with lime while smoking a menthol cigarette. Scintillating. Refreshing. 030
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I'm in the pond with a boba straw slurpin up my weight in tadpoles 030
Reposted by Alex SanchezoptiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads 28823221
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Steampunk hacker pulling a bunch of levers really fast 040
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 18/07/2025installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller 06510
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Rumble The Bison has been spotted at the Red Dog 140
Reposted by Alex Sanchezour thomas of immaculate sorber @nicsanchez.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The top of every Thunder fan’s Spotify Wrapped is about to be Sam Presti’s Milk Money 0114
Reposted by Alex SanchezDan Wade Whaaaat? 🇺🇲 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 🇭🇹 🇯🇲 🇵🇪 @danwadewhat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Rumble better get a ring 052
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I actually don't think the three-pointer should be a part of basketball. It's dishonorable 020
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Basketball is my least favorite sport I hate the way they dribble up and down the court 120
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 02/06/2025They put Patton Oswalt and Jar Jar Martin in X-men 040
Reposted by Alex Sanchezour thomas of immaculate sorber @nicsanchez.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Arthur the Aardvark is Latino 031
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025You: you better not be the 2001 film adaptation of Herman Melville's famous short story "Bartleby the Scrivener" when I get home Me: 060
Reposted by Alex SanchezDan Wade Whaaaat? 🇺🇲 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 🇭🇹 🇯🇲 🇵🇪 @danwadewhat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025This is extremely stupid. And yet Jamie, @themartinduprass.bsky.social, @serioussanchez.bsky.social, and @zizpa.bsky.social still turned in Grade-A performances. We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social 042
Reposted by Alex SanchezThe Skinny @theskinnymag.bsky.social · 25/04/2025'The sheer thudding force of @chatpileband.bsky.social is what’s initially noticeable – and when I say 'noticeable', I mean in the way a plane landing in your kitchen is noticeable.' ★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this weekbuff.lyChat Pile @ QMU, Glasgow: live review - The SkinnyImpossibly affable Oklahomans Chat Pile bring their mix of barrelling riffs and harrowing storytelling to Glasgow for a show that's equal parts ferocious and fun. 0194
Alex Sanchez @serioussanchez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025All will fall before the Spirit of the Prairie 040
