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Hermioneisha Granger

@serieuseblack.bsky.social
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36, 💙🤍🕊️, holy roman emperor. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Today in the My Daddy Died On Christmas Chronicles: my uncle went and got my dad's guitars from my stepmom for me and now I can't stop crying
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fulana de tal @soulamami.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Memory unlocked!
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
This generation has no version of Alanis Morissette to help balance them out.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
One of the facilities guys at my job is LITERALLY Mr Johnson from Abbott Elementary. Same vibe. Same unexpected lore. I love him lmao
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Boneless gas is $4.29, we finna spread a blanket out in the backyard!!! tf
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The lamp is going in the sea. Ain't no free use kink over here
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lissen. He should have thought about that before he did what he did. Pass me the popcorn pls
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Siren Miami Spring Break
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Unleaded gas is $4/gal. He can have addresses for people I don't even know.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Maleficent. She's petty, I'm petty, I feel like we'd have an understanding.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm sad and my quesadilla smells burnt which is really just gonna make me cry harder honestly
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Some people are cruel. Some people really do love you. It's not always who you expect.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I cut a friend out of my life because he left me on read the day my dad died. I still haven't heard from him. I should have BEEN cut him off. I would have never done it before.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Solid 9.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
More than is healthy. My OCD presents that way.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My uncle died of covid complications in '22, 3 months after his wife died of a freak gastrointestinal aneurysm. I ain't been right since.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You will never be prepared for all of the people who feel some sense of entitlement over your dead person. (My uncle AND my cousin tried to steal my dad's ashes and throw their own memorials)
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
All I want is thoughts and prayers. You don't have to stay in my face. Just tell me you're thinking of me sometimes.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"He was my friend before he was your dad." "Saw your post. Don't know if it was for me. Sorry I didn't come. Grief is so hard. Hope you're okay." Both from mfs that didn't come to EITHER of his funerals (we had 2)
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don't know. I don't know. But sometimes when I see ladybugs in weird places I feel like my godfather sent them.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I miss my dad's weird ass voicemails. "hello daughter! It's your father. I'm sitting out here in the garage. It's 2 o'clock on Tuesday. Supposed to rain later. I ain't want nothing. Call me back, hear? Love you, bye."
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I saw an Apollonia vinyl and HAD to buy it because my dad was a Prince super fan For my granddaddy it's peanut butter sandwiches, watermelon, and motorcycles. I grow tomatoes every summer even though I hate tomatoes. I eat chocolate cake on his birthday even though I hate chocolate cake
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I cry in grocery store parking lots a lot. And at church, but not as often. I avoid going home. I don't talk about it.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A thousand small cuts. Sometimes you roll in salt. Sometimes you swim in vinegar.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Saturday I sat in my car with the button i was given at my dad's funeral and stared into space.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I miss my granddaddy so bad y'all have no idea. He was the coolest man around. It's been 17 years.
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Gay & Tonic @deerene.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My spring attire since I have allergies
Hazmat suit gear
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I finally finished this quilt block and I'm very proud of it but now I have to do 3 more and I might throw my machine lmao
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Being weird and not caring!
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It can best be described as "unkempt genius" Seriously. That's how other people have described it. I'm Bruce Banner in a pearl necklace.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Quilting. It's my latest hyperfixation and it turns out I'm actually good at it
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My dad died and my basement flooded. 2026 is whooping my ass.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
There's a special place in hell for people who put nutmeg in macaroni
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So. Choosing a patterned fabric for the stripes here was not my wisest idea. L I should REALLY start reading quilt patterns before I buy things
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My grandma Bobbie had a MUG on her okay Skin clear, cheekbones sharp, kept a red lip??? BJ was that girl!!!
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
1) yep 2) nope contrary to popular belief 3) Sure but only if they know how to fight and i don't have to teach them about -isms. 20something me has the patience, 36 y.o me needs you to come aware and equipped 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️
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Sister Peach 🍑 @pearlofwisdommm.blacksky.app · 19/02/2026
I want more women to notice when men don't really like them.
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✨God’s Favorite✨ @abotheegreat.blacksky.app · 14/02/2026
This is my favorite Valentine
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 13/02/2026
I would watch anime with Aldis Hodge EIGHT DAYS A WEEK
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses Me and my twin both blind
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Phil better watch his back.
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Posting this here because it's my first quilt, it's for my bestie's baby, she doesn't know i did this, and she doesn't use bluesky But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!
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P the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Happy 100th anniversary of black history month!!!! 🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Quote with 5 jobs you've had: 1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh) 2) micro loan program associate 3) supply chain customs specialist 4) trade compliance analyst 5) trade and logistics analyst
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
yourself, but as a cartoon
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm gonna answer: the husbands didn't react, but, spoiler alert, the wives ain't either 🙃
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Hermioneisha Granger @serieuseblack.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No 😭😭 because no one can sing anymore and our attention spans are shot to hell
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