Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 1hThe more I think about this Cornell thing, the more feral I get. Especially as a girl mom. My husband thinks I’m joking but I’m for real about to enroll this kid in taekwondo. Teach her to kick ass and take names. 000
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 6hRidiculous. Childcare shouldn’t cost more than a mortgage payment. 110
Reposted by Serene MalcontentMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10h🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/ 626224165303
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chicken parm with bow tie pasta (kid’s choice) and garlic bread. Whew I’m tired 🤣 120
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I’m cleaning my gorgeous fur where you touched me and messed it up, SERVANT APE” 1272
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me, cooking: Well, I didn’t know THAT was going to happen. Husband: uh oh, she botched the craft. 🤣🤣🤣 #gamerhumor 010
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Getting new brakes on the equinox. Wish me luck that I’m not sitting here for 3 hours 100
Reposted by Serene MalcontentGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exactly. As he becomes more deranged and politically weaker, he will become more desperate and more dangerous. 869128473920
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My kid is at the age where she dreams up the weirdest random questions to ask me. Example: “Do skunk farts smell the same as when they do their stink spray?” 000
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This freaking cat keeps finding B’s toys and dropping them in the water bowl. 3 different times through dinner 💀 000
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The president of the United States is a traitor and rapist. 100
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My dishwasher has been unusable for like a year bc the disposal is broken. So while I’m washing dishes, I get to listen to literally everyone else in my house info dump at me while I’m a captive goddamn audience. God I need noise canceling headphones. 🙉 020
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The good news: pulled the mewtwo The bad news: kid bumped it opening the pack *cries in 40 year old child* 😭 010
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I feel ya bruh, I wish we had 100 Zohrans too. 🙃🙃🙃 020
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is lettuce safe to eat yet? I forget what the produce department of the grocery store looks like. 040
Reposted by Serene MalcontentAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it. 1023131473812
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My older brother would let me play 2nd player when I was like 4. I remember playing and thinking I was kicking ass and taking names, but I was watching his Link while mine was running against a wall. 🤣static.klipy.comThe Legend of Zelda NES Title ScreenALT: The Legend of Zelda NES Title Screen 040
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you like Jimothy, be sure you follow Tilly, a sweet doggo also living with short spine syndrome. 💜💜💜 030
Reposted by Serene MalcontentDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shari Lewis (1933–1998), Award-Winning Ventriloquist and Puppeteer Whose Career Spanned 1952–1998 761557250
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can’t with the folks who think that simply not voting is the way to go because you dislike one thing a D politician says. You can’t get everything you want all at once. Why do people think a candidate has to be 100% on their opinions to vote for them? Can we just focus on saving democracy pls. 🤦♀️ 232
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026$250 a month to air condition the cat 0171
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me, hours after dinner of ham & pintos: I haven’t really felt gassy, have you? Husband: Yeah. Me: Really? Him: *farts* There you go. 020
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@comsense7.bsky.social and @jakeinutah.bsky.social are either Russian bots or pedophile protectors. Either way, add them to your block list today! Fuck right off back to Twitter with the other notsees! 100
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had no idea pedophile Robert Kraft owned Ed Sheeran. Makes you wonder about Sheeran’s secrets. Deleted him off my iTunes. Pink too. And I’ve been a fan of hers since I was 15 years old. 010
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My husband and my daughter make me feel like a monster for wondering if it’s time to put my 16.5 year old cat to sleep. She’s blind and has started pissing on the (carpeted) floor of my dining room (where the litter box is). She can find it fine if she has to poop, but she pisses on the 1/ 300
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anyone else kinda want to see @atrupar.com on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social ? Is it just me? Sure would chafe Trump’s ass. Look out, Natalie, ketchup’s gonna hit the fan! 🙃 000
Reposted by Serene MalcontentJaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading. 20769591943
Reposted by Serene MalcontentSerene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He looks like his wife locked him out of the house without his keys or phone so he had to sit in the hot sun for 3 hours waiting for his kid to come home and let him in. … completely fabricated, but now you’ve envisioned it and reckon it’s a solid guess, amiright? 001
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Omg yuussss breakfast for dinner. Fried ham, a biscuit, and a 3 egg omelet with left over spinach, stuffed with another slice of ham and Mexican blend cheese (wish I had pepperjack) 190
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m not crying, you’re crying, shut up. 😭😭😭😭😭 010
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In are anyone was considering cosmetic surgery… youtu.be/4W3V5hd1II8?...youtu.beBrandi Glanville's Doctors Found "Something Alive” & “Moving" in Her Face | E! NewsYouTube video by E! News 000
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Screamy McRageFace is raging, who is fucking surprised. 110
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Went to thing. Saw tiny pig. Got slimed by alpaca. Coffee truck had heart straws. Wish it wasn’t so humid. The end. 010
Reposted by Serene Malcontent🟧Mis Andrist🟧Queen of Hell 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @crystalmariepa5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026#HelpPeopleLive #MutualAid I'm a disabled veteran and I need help with a grocery order. I made a credit card payment towards this order but it didn't go through in time. If anyone can help with $30, I'd be grateful. Please repost or donate www.paypal.me/ChristopherW... venmo.com/u/Crystal-Wi...paypal.mePay Christopher Williams using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/ChristopherW234 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 023
Reposted by Serene MalcontentLadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well, there you have it. 619147254708
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’d like to point out that before Colbert was canceled, they didn’t allow him to air an interview and it had to be posted only on YouTube. That interview was also with @jamestalarico.bsky.social That’s how scared they are of him. 100
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jesus Christ! youtube.com/post/Ugkxxmt...youtube.comPost from NBC News - YouTubeChilling video from Ohio shows an attorney now convicted of attempting to shoot his ex-wife in a restaurant before a waiter tacked him. NBC’s Maggie Vespa sp... 000
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Stupidity is a choice 99% of the time. 010
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s being reported that ABC is canceling Kimmel but ABC told E! that that isn’t true. youtu.be/UxLLi8HBX64?...youtu.beABC Denies Jimmy Kimmel’s Late Night Show Is Ending After 24 Years | E! NewsYouTube video by E! News 011
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GAS IS $4.19 WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY THIS SHIT I DIDNT VOTE FOR THIS ASSHOLE! $45 FUCKING DOLLARS TO FILL UP MY KIA SOUL AND THAT WAS WITH $.20 OFF A GALLON WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 020
Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So, I spent 3 days with my account banned because apparently if you point out that the Country of Butthurt and their leader Bibi Butthurt are genocidal maniacs, you get labeled as anti-butthurt and banned because even BlueSky bows to The Butthurt. 100