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💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀

@septimusreviews.com

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 💛🤍💜🖤

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💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 1h

My husband pulled the car over so that I could take pictures of some mushrooms we saw.

A picture of a Shaggy Ink Cap mushroom. A tall white mushroom with black drippy material clinging to the edges of the cap.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 20h

Felt cute.

A photo of Septimus's face from below. Her curly blue and brown hair is falling over one eye as she frowns at the camera.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 12/10/2026

A picture of a chocolate chip cookie sitting in the palm of Septimus's hand.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 10/10/2026

Felt kinda cute.

A picture of Septimus, smiling at the camera. She has shirt brown and blue hair, white skin and a septum ring.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 06/10/2026

I made myself a new ADHD Pride flag. Orange for the ADHD Ribbon, Gold fo represent Neurodiversity, White/Blank for that color you'll put in when you get around to it, and Black for the middle of the night when you can finally get shit done.

A flag with four stripes. Top to bottom: orange,.gold, white and black.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

I have this guy. He does a lot of work keeping the existential dread away!

A photo of a pickle squishmallow. It has a mustache and is winking.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 29/08/2026

A picture of Izzy Hands from Out Flag Means Death. He's a white man dressed all in black with his face done up in exaggerated stage makeup.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 19/08/2026

A screenshot from the cartoon Bluey. Featuring the dad, Bandit, a blue dog and his wife Chili, a red dog. Chili is frowning over some printed instructions while Bandit is pointing to some cardboard pieces and saying "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog".

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 18/08/2026

Me, frantically digging through my messy and disorganized pile of planners:

A picture of Robin Williams in Jumanji. He has a scraggly beard and long hair and is asking "What year is it?".

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 09/08/2026

A mirror selfie of Septimus's tits. You can see their breasts and nipples poking out from the bottom of a rucked up white tshirt.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 20/07/2026

Enjoy...

A photo of Septimus's legs in a full bathtub. The photo encompasses a section of shower wall that is tiled in black and white hexagon tiles. The water is foamy with a bath bomb and the foam also covers some of the pale White legs in the photo. At the bottom of the photo you can see pubic hair that is also covered in foam.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 19/07/2026

A photo of a cluster of small pink flowers against a blurry backdrop of raised beds and greenery.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 05/07/2026

In human years my dog is approx. old enough to run for President. So Vote for Robin!

A photo of a medium sized brown and black dog with one floppy ear, wearing a wrinkly Pride flag over her back.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 03/07/2026

Post boobs to fix the app...

A top-down shot of big boobs in a purple bra with flowers on it. In the picture I'm pulling my bra down a bit to show more cleavage.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 23/06/2026

Instructions unclear... I got a hotdog tattoo???

A photo of the poster's lower leg, showing three color tattoos of an umbrella, a coin, and a hotdog.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 29/05/2026

I've been seeing all these 'feelings wheel's, but I needed to customize one for my own emotions. So here it is. Feel free to use and share.

A picture of a pie chart with two sections. One labeled "shame" and one labeled "guilt".

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 28/05/2026

Is this it? Have I finally been cancelled for my controversial* views. *George is the best Beatle

An error message from Bluesky reading "Not Found! Unable to connect. Please check your internet connection and try again." with a button to click to "try again" under the main text.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 27/05/2026

I'm so sorry for this. I HAD to...

A meme called "the myth of consensual sex" featuring a half naked man and woman both saying "I consent" and a picture of a train saying "I don't". With the text "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" underneath it.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 24/05/2026

A GIF of a white man in a grey suit straightening his lapels and putting in a straw hat.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 16/05/2026

כולם אומרים איזה קנון עובר בסימטאות עושים שלום מכל חלון כל הכבוד!

The movie poster for Kazablan (1973), starring Yoram Gaon.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 12/05/2026

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 12/05/2026

Jesus fuck, what did I do?

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 11/05/2026

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 11/05/2026

This is the dog that stepped on my face this morning. Her smile says "and I'd do it again!"

A photo of a tan and brown dog stretched out on some pink pillows.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 26/04/2026

The movie poster for My Hest Friend is a Vampire. Featuring a row of lockers, with the middle locker shaped like a coffin, with sneakers underneath it.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 24/04/2026

An image of the poster for the movie "Hostel", featuring a black medical/torture lookin implement on a grey background. The image has been altered to read "Hostel infoWars Takeover".

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 24/04/2026

a very quick sketch of three coins, each with the number "10" on them.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 20/04/2026

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

A photograph of a grid of lockers in a bowling alley. Every other one is orange, and the lockers in between are cream colored.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 09/04/2026

News used to be better

A women with brown hair sits behind a cluttered desk and the words "Vital Information" appear in front of her.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 09/04/2026

What my dog heard: "Beef?"

A photo of two dogs. One sleeping curled up on a grey couch. The other dog standing over the first one and looking directly at the camera.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 31/03/2026

A picture of Patrick (a pink starfish) from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants. He is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and holding a phone to his face. The text says "No, this is cinder.".

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 28/03/2026

NO KINGS!

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 28/03/2026

With ALT text.

Know your protest rights:
1. You don't need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don't need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks as long as you're not obstructing traffic or access to buildings.
2. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police.
3. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries.
4. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you're free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away.
5. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don't sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present.
6. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement officer at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you'll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney - no matter your citizenship or immigration status.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS ACLU.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 25/03/2026

Someone: How many tattoos do you have? Me:

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 05/03/2026

This is my baby Harley. He's a tripod and honestly not the smartest bulb in the box. He's so sweet and goofy though.

A picture of a brown pitbull with a white belly sitting on a red couch. His mouth is opening and he's "smiling" wide with his tongue hanging out.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 01/03/2026

I'm new to this whole "being non-binary" thing. I better study in case there's a test!

A photo of the boo "Transgender History" by Susan Stryker. There is a black pen and a yellow highlighter clipped to the cover of the book.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 25/02/2026

And pancakes!

An image showing 13 bottles of vanilla extract (glass bottles with brown liquid and fancy white labels) on a floral patterned tablecloth.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 23/01/2026

Never let it be said that I wouldn't jump on a bandwagon.

Get to know me, 1 like = 1 answer
1. Do you have any nicknames?
2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten?
3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't?
4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not?
5. Biggest turn on?
6. What was your first job?
7. What was the last song you sang?
8. What is one of your most treasured memories?
9. What has overwhelmed you recently?
10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on?
11. What makes you feel appreciated?
12. Do you have trust issues?
13. Best concert you've ever been to?
14. Do you care what other people think of you?
15. What are your main hobbies?
16. Describe your dream home.
17. What is your strongest held belief(s)?
18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go?
19. What is your most attractive feature?
20. Do you believe in aliens?
21. Biggest turn off?
22. What has made you laugh the most lately?
23. Favorite animal?
24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head?
25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive?
26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart.
27. Favorite comfort show?
28. Name one thing that always makes you angry.
29. Favorite type of weather?
30. What are you currently looking forward to?

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 22/01/2026

A section of white skin with goosebumps, and a reflection of a rainbow shining on it.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 16/01/2026

Felt cute.

A photo of Septimus. A white person with shortish brown hair and brown eyes. They wear a ring through their bottom lip.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 08/01/2026

Bathtub selfie.

A photo of a white person laying in a tub full of orange liquid. Their face is showing but their hair is under the water.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 03/01/2026

A screenshot showing a list titled "Follow profiles: choose at least 5 profiles to follow."
The profiles are:
Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun, 52nd governor of the great state of Indiana. Proud Hoosier and Main Street Businessman.
L3HarrisTeach @L3HarrisTech, We are the Trusted Disruptor in the defense industry.
SECgov @SECgov, The SEC protects investors, maintains fair, orderly and efficient markets, and facilitates capital formation. Disclaimer: ow.ly/5hB230Hjhr.
SECPaulSAtkins @SECPaulSAtkins, 34th Chairman of the SEC. Championing innovation, investor confidence and dynamic capital markets that power the American economy. Views are my own.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, @Secwar.
The screenshot cuts off there with a "next" button at the bottom.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 01/01/2026

A photo showing a door on one side, a shower door next to it, and a small section of carpeted floor.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 15/12/2025

We have the same (I think???) menorah!

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 15/12/2025

A photo of two menorahs on a blue glass tray. The Menorah in the back is shaped like a lion, and then menorah in front is styled to look like the city of Jerusalem. Each is set up and lit for the first night of Hanukah.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 03/12/2025

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 28/11/2025

I've been told I need to post more pictures of my dogs, so here is Robin very sleepy the day after Thanksgiving.

A photo of a brown dog laying on a grey and white blanket. The dog is wearing a blue collar and holding her leg over her nose. She is deeply asleep.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 22/11/2025

Why yes I did make my dog a special collar just for his birthday.

A photo of a brown pitbull with a white belly. A white person's hand is on his neck. He is wearing a pink and white collar with candles printed on it.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 14/11/2025

This is mine... it gets wax in all those little crevices and I am not cleaning that out lol.

A picture of a small menorah with a section blacked out. The menorah has a picture of a menorah on it, and a carving of the western wall.

💀 Spooky Scary Septimus 💀 @septimusreviews.com · 04/11/2025

Meredith Blake from The Parent Trap has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

A picture of a smiling white woman wearing a large sunhat and playing with the straw of a drink.