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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 14h

Watching M*A*S*H projected onto the side of my Sukkah, as god commanded my people to do.

🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 29/09/2026

ADHD tax is paying to have your electricity turned back on, again. Because after this happened the last time you set up auto-pay, but apparently didn't set it up correctly...

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 28/09/2026

What do you do if you've wanted to quit your job pretty much every day for well over 6 years, but you don't know who or even what you are without it?

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Christopher Golden @cgolden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not all men. Jesus Christ, don't you think women *know* that? Use your heads instead of getting defensive. Most of you would be terrified of swimming among sharks, even though sharks are stastically far less dangerous to you than men are to women.

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Analisa Swan (she/her) @analisaswan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Our hard earned tax payer $ goes to corrupt Trump/GOP, friends, family, & billionaires! They give NOTHING of value to the American people, not even a working reflecting pool! All they give us is high costs, inflation, Iran war, trade wars, jobs being wiped out by AI & data centers! Vote them out!!!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 27/09/2026

I wish I could watch movies at x1.25 or x1.35 speed...

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 27/09/2026

I'm endlessly fascinated by what people claim is the scariest movie they've ever seen. A coworker says his is the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which isn't even in my top 20?

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 26/09/2026

Inside my house I'm just scrolling Instagram, but out in the Sukkah I'm doing a mitzvah.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

中秋快乐 וחג סוכות שמח!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

I asked ChatGPT... I asked Grok... I asked.... Okay well, I asked my mom. And she says we can have a sleepover and stay up late if it's okay with your mom?

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

Does anyone know of a language touring company that doesn't charge by subscription? I just want to pay for lessons when I have time, I can't commit to x-number per week.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

As a non coffee drinker I am especially baffled by this iced coffee debate. Y'all are OBSESSED with coffee and drink it literally everywhere. Why is this even an issue????

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Vishanti @missdiedra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Z'MAN SIMCHATEINU It's my favorite holiday: Shake a Lemon at G-d Week! 🍋🌴🛖

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

I haven't spoken Hebrew that much since college lol

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

I have a private Hebrew lesson in 2 minutes! Nervous and excited. Wish me luck!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

Better late than never! Time for Only Murders s3e2!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

Getting our October schedule "maybe hopefully, by Monday (the 28th) at the latest, probably..." is completely unacceptable.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 25/09/2026

No Only Murders tonight folks. I worked a very long and very annoying shift. I'll watch in the morning!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 24/09/2026

I'm genuinely glad I watched Clerks before I ever decided to work with the public.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY

cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

The dog has discovered that I'm laying on a heating pad and he wants in.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

I woke up feeling fine, but now my back is hurting badly again. I called off work but I feel horrible about it. What if I feel fine again in 20 minutes?

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

If Trump hadn't started this stupid war, gas prices wouldn't be so high. If gas prices weren't so high, I wouldn't have stopped to get gas when I saw it at 4.39. If I hadn't stopped for gas I wouldn't have thrown my back out. So really this is Trump's fault.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

So bummed to be missing this tonight. This is one of my FAVORITE horror movies!!!!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

My back hurts too much to get up again, so my husband brought me burritos in bed.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 23/09/2026

Alright, this is getting old fast. Any ideas on how to fix my back?

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

Q: Is it possible to throw out your back just by getting out of the car? A: Anything is possible after 35!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

Literally everything I've learned about Eva Peron makes me sad.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

Ngl, the gentle wind is beginning to becon through the leaves...

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

I'm re-reading 'Salem's Lot and as always in these sort of classic vampire stories I'm left wondering what the end game is here? Just bite/turn everyone in town? That seems very unsustainable.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

Apparently it hit 26° last night in parts of Michigan's UP. Holy fuck.

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 22/09/2026

I survived fasting on Yom Kippur and all I got was a sense of emotional clarity

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 22/09/2026

I finished my Yom Kippur read "A Flower Traveled In My Blood" by Haley Cohen Gilliland, just 5 minutes before break fast.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 20/09/2026

גמר חתימה טובה לכולם!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 20/09/2026

"I am drowning. There is no sign of land. You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand."

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 20/09/2026

I will forever be mad that they didn't call themselves Random Penguin.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 19/09/2026

Never let it be said that Septimus is unwilling to jump on a bandwagon.... if you see this, do it ✶ name: Septimus ✶ height: 5’1" ✶ star sign: Pisces ✶ siblings: it's complicated ✶ relationships: married ✶ crushing on: mmhhmmm ✶ fav season: Summer ✶ pets: two doggos ✶ fav color: grey

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 19/09/2026

My job used to involves occasionally lifting and sorting heavy boxes. I don't like this part of my job, it hurts my back. Now the boxes need to be lifted and sorted in a dark, creepy basement... yay!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 18/09/2026

Pro-tip; brown sugar is just white sugar and molasses. You can make it at home.

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 18/09/2026

Here are my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday ! The Innkeepers (2011) ★★1/2 IT (1990) ★★★★ Weapons (2025) ★★★1/2 The Wicker Man (1973) ★★★★

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 18/09/2026

We're dipping into brand new (to me) territory with Only Murders s3e1! Yay!

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🍯🍎 Septimus 🍎🍯 @septimusreviews.com · 18/09/2026

Looking for Hebrew language learning resources. I'm happy to pay, but I'm not looking for something where I have to pay $150/week for a "subscription". Ideally I'd pay per lesson, as many or as few as I wanted?

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