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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟

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Son of Dangerous Cliff; Hal's little brother; Bazooka Girl's guy; Potato Pup's human; Monkey's dad. (In chronological order.) Esoteric outsider touring reality. All pronouns welcome (including yours!). #actor #author 💙📚 #artist #tech linktr.ee/semperbufo

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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose… www.twopercentco.com/rants/archiv... (From almost twenty fucking years ago…) 🫩
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Listen, here's the point we constantly find ourselves having to explain: swears, like *all* words, convey several layers of meaning which *cannot be conveyed* by the use of other words. This is easily illustrated: if we say that Jim is a jerk and John is a motherfucking cocksucker, you can readily understand the not-so-subtle difference in our opinions of Jim and John. It is a simple fact of the English language — and, in fact, language in general — that approximate or even exact synonyms, through common usage, take on their own uniquely varying flavors which entirely color our perceptions of phrases that contain those words. We're talking about *all* words, here; it's the same story if we say that Dapper Dan in the fourth race at Preakness is "excellent," while Goes The Mile in the second is "magnificent" — again, there is a *difference* that is conveyed by the use of the two different words. The difference *itself* may be interpreted differently by different listeners, depending on their own past experience with such words, but it's clearly *there*.
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think it illustrates the limits of the firebrand truthteller in comedy (or, more accurately, as a comedy... adjacent public figure), even if it's for "our" side, so to speak.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you too shudder at the thought of short stories, you're in luck: "short" is one accusation that has *never* been leveled at my writing. …and that's a good thing, I think. 😉 SilhouetteUniverse.com #LovelyAssistant🎩 #JackrabbitMessiah🐰
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I could lie, but I won't. I'm neither proud of nor happy about how often, how automatically, or in how many situations I mutter this line, and I can't vouch for how objectively accurate it is in most of those situations. But *subjectively*, it feels REEEEEAL fucking accurate in, like, 95% of them.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Could I name two? (Okay, let's be brutally honest: I wish everyone else had to *buy* them. Reading them is optional. But they *are* really fucking good.)
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
…and back again. (Maybe. I dunno. Just visiting?) "Lovely Assistant" and "Jackrabbit Messiah" are 50% off at @smashwords.bsky.social's Annual Summer/Winter Sale. Check 'em out… #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #LovelyAssistant🎩 #JackrabbitMessiah🐰 #SilhouetteUniverse👤 #BookSky💙📚 #MarketingEnthusiasm
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
👋 😁
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's understandable if you've thought YOUR dog was the best dog. That doesn't make you any less wrong, but it's understandable. Toshka Cuddlebug Lovejoy Shigabessex...
A portrait of a GORGEOUS Black Lab mix, around six months old at the time, with white underside, white tips of paws and tail, and a white stripe down his face and muzzle; lying on a couch and looking up in wonder as he pondered this strange new world he exists in.

Captioned: "Toshka — August 23, 2016 - May 9, 2026"
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Was it good for y—babe! Babe, what's wrong? You're crying!" "Oh, you know. Post coitus, omnia animal triste." "Yeah, but you're, like, sobbing. And packing. Those are actually my pants by the w—no, no, you keep them, that's fine, all good!"
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Was it good for y—babe! Babe, what's wrong? You're crying!" "Oh, you know. Post coitus, omnia animal triste." "Yeah, but you're, like, sobbing. And packing. Those are actually my pants by the w—no, no, you keep them, that's fine, all good!"
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I kind of just don't have any doubt anymore: the vast majority of all current social media and mass communication trends are just another thing that Douglas Adams nailed almost 50 years ago.
[Excerpt from Chapter 6 of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams]

“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.”
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Progress: when everything changed so that you could submit your headshots and résumés online instead of wasting a lot of stuff (headshots, envelopes, postage, TIME, etc.) on a shot in the dark. Regress: when everything changed so that you MUST self-tape, right away, for shit you know *zero* about.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Goddammit did I really just take my pondering on all of my most crushing emotional moments in life being linked by the common theme of "loss" and accidentally come up with a fucking brilliant pitch for a series that I'll need to write two episodes of for it to even be understood? Yeah. Goddammit.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The basic drive behind all the douchebags actively annihilating all that is good in the world is obvious: It's really easy to want to completely destroy the future when you peaked at 18 in the distant past. (Look, *I* peaked at, like, 13, and I *still* understand that it's not all about me.)
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Progress: when everything changed so that you could submit your headshots and résumés online instead of wasting a lot of stuff (headshots, envelopes, postage, TIME, etc.) on a shot in the dark. Regress: when everything changed so that you MUST self-tape, right away, for shit you know *zero* about.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I kind of just don't have any doubt anymore: the vast majority of all current social media and mass communication trends are just another thing that Douglas Adams nailed almost 50 years ago.
[Excerpt from Chapter 6 of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams]

“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.”
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
F U C K 😣
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"…a good start." Oh, wait, I thought you were setting up a punchline. Though, let's be honest here…
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Goddammit did I really just take my pondering on all of my most crushing emotional moments in life being linked by the common theme of "loss" and accidentally come up with a fucking brilliant pitch for a series that I'll need to write two episodes of for it to even be understood? Yeah. Goddammit.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Look, regarding "capitalism makes you think financial is the only success, when success can instead be enjoying just being creative with other creatives"… It's beautiful. Really! I dig it. But that *financial* success is what I need so that I can help support my family and continue to be creative.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Dozing on the couch with my (sickie) toddler this morning, I had a very bizarre dream, and when I woke up I vividly remembered the touchscreen of an ATM in the dream that gave me some…odd options. (Hastily recreated just now so you get to enjoy the madness too.)
A mockup of an ATM touchscreen with scanlines across it.

On a blue background, the green header reads:

"WOULD YOU LIKE A RECEIPT?"

Below that, two option buttons, each in white text on a wide green button:

"Why would I expect that?"

"Rabies."

Yeah, your guess is as good as mine. My wife said: "Yeah, if anyone ever wants to get to know you, just tell them that dream and they'll probably get it."
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
My dream last night was "Meatballs" (1979) meets "Wicker Man" (2006), but it was the SECOND time I've had this dream, so instead of trying to solve the mystery and save everybody, I was bored and annoyed, not playing along, which dumbfounded the bad guys. Not entirely sure if this is progress.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The basic drive behind all the douchebags actively annihilating all that is good in the world is obvious: It's really easy to want to completely destroy the future when you peaked at 18 in the distant past. (Look, *I* peaked at, like, 13, and I *still* understand that it's not all about me.)
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"…when you put content out there…you hope people use it." No, I hope they BUY it. 'Cause it's not "content." It's *work*. That I did. And would like to get paid for, you supercilious dumbass. They started calling everything "content" precisely so they could pull crap like this.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Pretty sure 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is the original, but he's got the money to pay for solid retouching.
Same picture of Marc Andreessen but with the cracks in an eggshell photoshopped into his remarkably egg-like head.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Once again reminded by this dipshit and his "administration" of the game my sibs and I played on long drives when we were little: a RACE with two rules… 1. Any car that passed us was "Disqualified!" (we'd yell happily). 2. Any car we passed was "Back in the race!" (we'd shout). But…WE were KIDS.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh, sure, if *I* pee for 53 seconds of film time it's called "degenerate porn" but if *TOM HANKS* pees for 53 seconds of film time it's called a "moving, Oscar-worthy performance."
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hm. I guess if I'm thinking about taking on web dev/design clients again, I should probably scrub all the stuff I've posted here about how entirely goddamn futile websites are in a web epoch where everything is done on less than a dozen sites owned by three companies. Which'd include THIS post.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Ugh, job listings. Entirely aside from "SEO-optimized" being redundant the same way "ATM machine" or "PIN number" is, do companies really think SEO means a good godDAMN anymore, with what Google et al have done to the entire field of web search?
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Well, it's that time of year again. Student filmmakers, I have just a FEW thoughts on what might help you get your projects done as professionally as possible. As a tip, pay close attention to thought #1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15. And all the even-numbered ones, too. Peace and love, kids. ✌️❤️
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Honestly reminds me of all the "Hey, you don't HAVE to fly, so you're CHOOSING to allow them to do whatever" to which the only sane response ever was "Hi, have you met the goddamn 21st century? How about even just the 20th? 'Cause 'having to fly' somewhere is pretty goddamn common for MANY reasons."
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Never been in love with a headline (I didn't write) before. I'm imagining like 80% of these interviews going something like: "So, do you think the public perception of science is—" "Aw FUCK Dawkins, man, what a fucking twit!" "😐 I'm sorry, what?" "Fuck Dawkins." "🤔 That's the tenth one today…"
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Another one of those things where my two simultaneous immediate knee-jerk reactions are: "Yeah, no shit, Sherlock." and "Fuck yes please keep screaming this so people will get it and maybe do something about it and we can stop this shit." (There are…a LOT of those things lately.)
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh, sure, if *I* pee for 53 seconds of film time it's called "degenerate porn" but if *TOM HANKS* pees for 53 seconds of film time it's called a "moving, Oscar-worthy performance."
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Once again reminded by this dipshit and his "administration" of the game my sibs and I played on long drives when we were little: a RACE with two rules… 1. Any car that passed us was "Disqualified!" (we'd yell happily). 2. Any car we passed was "Back in the race!" (we'd shout). But…WE were KIDS.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This place is gonna go full Munchkinland "Ding Dong" when that motherfucker dies. And I'll bring enough goddamn lollipops for the entire guild.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This place is gonna go full Munchkinland "Ding Dong" when that motherfucker dies. And I'll bring enough goddamn lollipops for the entire guild.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The sycophancy matches my single experimental use (done specifically so the hype folks couldn't say "You've never even TRIED it!"). I kept calling it on its bullshit (without "correcting" it, to avoid giving it the answers), and it apologized profusely, telling me how "right" I was to say so. 🙄
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Goddammit, I could probably earn a PhD in, um, SOME field or another with ONLY my thoughts on how sketch comedy does/doesn't work. I could very easily defend that thesis. I've got citations and everything. (It spills over into non-sketch-comedy related endeavors, but it's all still pretty valid.)
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Everybody clowning on the UK rehash of SNL as completely mediocre and unfunny, and I'm over here looking at the last 50 years of the US version of SNL like: yeah, and…?
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Look, graphic design is hard, okay? (Said with affection by a guy who's been, among a dozen other things on my CV, a graphic designer and had to come up with all sorts of title and brand logos.) (But seriously, this was a stretch, guys.) (Maybe native Spanish speakers see it right away though.) 🤔
Photo of a screen featuring a title logo for some new show.

It says, and I shit you not:

Disney
O11CE
New Generation

Yes. "O11CE." That is what it says. I worked out, painstakingly, that it's supposed to be artistically representing an "N" with the "11" which is "eleven" which is what "ONCE" means in Spanish, but for fuck's sake, if I didn't know some Spanish, I'm not sure how that would ever have worked out.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
How boring and cliché do you have to be to take your own worst self-esteem issues and project them onto everyone else so you can convince yourself there's "NOTHING wrong with ME specifically, EVERYBODY'S like this, I'm TOTALLY fine"? For fuck's sake you zillionaire dipshit—you CAN afford therapy.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hey! Recs for SOMETHING my wife and I can chill to before bed? Finished "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast," dug it. Watched "Deadloch" years back, dug it. That's the kind of thing we're looking for. Can be dark-ish, as long as it's also FUN. American mystery series do NOT seem to get that. 🤨
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hey! Recs for SOMETHING my wife and I can chill to before bed? Finished "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast," dug it. Watched "Deadloch" years back, dug it. That's the kind of thing we're looking for. Can be dark-ish, as long as it's also FUN. American mystery series do NOT seem to get that. 🤨
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy π Day (observed)! 🥧 (Bazooka Girl had a gig with her band last night, so there was no way we were gonna be able to do it then.) 😉
A picture of a thick-crusted, absolutely delicious homemade steak and ale pie with extra crust that spells out "π 2026" on top, just out of the oven.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
S'pose for lots of parents, this is a no-brainer, but I keep having to remind myself that it's SO much smarter to just fucking lie to my 3yo son instead of have a pointless argument with him. I'm stupid honest in too many ways. My wife has it worse; not only honest, but has major difficulty lying.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A note for all the Gifted & Talented kids: yes, everything's a puzzle to piece together, but you'll NEVER see ALL the pieces of another human or any system/entity comprising humans. So you can: 1) Get that and be cool with it. 2) Get that and be frustrated by it. 3) Never get it and be an asshat.
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
3yo: [playing a supervillain] "I'm going to make lots and lots of juice potions!" Me: "And then what?" 3yo: "I'm going to…TURN YOU OLD!" Me: "Oh n—-wait, you don't consider me old now omigosh that's so sweet of you!"
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
And hell, while I'm at it: are you a literary agent, a publisher, or a reader who really likes to read awesome books? Well, I'm also a fucking awesome writer. (See previous posts if this seems, um, a little outta the blue. It kinda is—but also I'm fucking awesome. And admitting it.) Check 'em out…
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Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟 @semperbufo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Honestly feels like nearly every single actor was in an entirely different film from all the other actors in that movie, but Rickman's was probably the best. (Mike McShane's was local news footage of a Ren Faire. Sean Connery's was a 30-second ad for, like, a bridal shop or women's antiperspirant.)
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