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Donovan

@semievolved.bsky.social

58 followers 43 following 682 posts

Snarkbucket, cat-dad, electronic music addict, spec-lit enjoyer. A sockful of nickles wrapped in candy. He/Him

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 21h

Welp, Amazon's got my number.

A screenshot of the Amazon "About Me" page. The entries are mundane except one which reads "Interests & Hobbies: Puts the 'ass' in 'asinine'"

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Izzy is done listening to your shit.

A grey and white cat, eyes closed, leans on a human leg under a blue and black blanket. He is a proper cat.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Post your favorite Tim Curry eyeroll.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Featuring the Brownsville Mix that contains an absolutely brutal 808 bass kick.

Cover art for They Might Be Giant's single "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)".

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I really wish Uber would stop threatening me with a good time.

A screenshot of multiple emails from Uber stating my account will be deleted.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It's Friday, y'all.

A photo of an IBM desktop computer from the 90s. The CRT screen displays the message, "It's now safe to turn off your computer."

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Verify your age." 10 CLEARSCREEN 20 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 30 GOTO 20 RUN

A monochrome boot screen for the TI-94/A home computer.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I was perusing fireworks recently and came across this piece of MAGA bullshit.

A box of fireworks with an AI-generated image of Mt Denali, emblazoned with the name "MT MICKINLEY". A small "Mt Denali" road sign in the corner is crossed out with a red x, and a DOGE seal completes the whole horrific mess. I am flipping the monstrosity off.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Common meme of a young couple at a concert. The woman has her arm around the man's neck and is loudly explaining something in his ear while gesturing off camera. The man's expression indicates he is uninterested or perhaps tired of the topic. A speech bubble is under the woman and reads, "Media starting a sentence with 'Trump said...'". A separate bubble is under the man and says simply, "Us."

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Image of Otto from A Fish Called Wanda with the caption, "We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!"

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Look, I know we're all very excited about Alyssa Liu right now but this seems a tad excessive.

A screenshot of ticket prices for Stars On Ice, showing prices well in excess of one million USD.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

A screenshot of the movie Big Trouble In Little China. Jack Burton, clad in black ballcap and Ray-Ban sunglasses, is speaking into his CB radio. The caption reads, "Diane, 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

A still from the movie The Neverending Story, in which the young hero is trying to coax his horse out of the Swamps of Sadness. The caption reads, "Artax, please. The DOW is over 50,000".

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A screenshot from the film Clerks, where Dante says to Randal, "You hate people" and Randal responds, "But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

lol lmao

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

IYKYK

A wrapper from Little Lucca sandwich shop.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

New season of Good Omens just dropped.

Two chickens, one black, one white, stand on a marble floor facing the camera. In the distance through the window behind them, lightning forks down from the sky.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

What the fuck is this?

A BlueSky notification titled "Age Assurance", containing the text "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on BlueSky, like adult content and direct messaging."

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The kitty in question.

A black and white cat snoozes comfortably on its side between two blanket-covered human legs.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Got bored last night.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

A picture of Sir Didymus, Hoggle, and Ludo from the film Labyrinth.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Karl having some feelings about the dog attack on the Nelwyn village.

A black and white cat lies on a black and blue blanket, cautious concern painted across his face.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Post a shirt that really hasn't aged well.

A t-shirt that says, "You have died of ethics in games journalism."

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

"Hey! That's my chair." "Not like it has your name on it or anything." "Umm..."

A gray and white cat naps on a blanket on a chair. The blanket has the name "Donovan" embroidered on a corner.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Is there anything more fulfilling than your pet lying in your lap, snoring softly? This has been a rhetorical question.

A black and white cat lies on a blue and black blanket, eyes closed in deep sleep.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The cats are attempting to communicate with some sort of hobo code now.

Five different cat toys sit on a carpet, all roughly in a single line.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Your daily fitness inspiration.

A black and white cat sleeps soundly in the top level of his cat tree, a roof and trees visible through the window in the background.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Watching Flow (2024) and Karl made a friend.

An animated cat is displayed on a computer screen. A live black and white cat tentatively reaches out a paw to nudge at the image.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Next time my financial advisor asks me what my retirement goals are, I'll just show them this.

Two cats, one black and white, the other gray and white, curl up next to each other in a cat tree near a window. Both are sleeping peacefully.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

AI still rocking the classics.

A chat thread with an AI agent. The user asks, "How many 'r's are in 'strawberry'?" The AI responds, "There are two 'r's in 'strawberry'."

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

A black and white cat sleeps, front legs curled around the arm of his owner.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Timeline cleanse. Pun intended.

A black and white cat uses its front paws to hold a rear paw up to its mouth for a thorough clean.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

There's only one answer.

Chidi Anagonye

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You will be visited by three spirits.

Fezzik, Indigo, and Vizzini from the Princess Bride stand over you.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Bart Simpson stands at a blackboard, angrily copying out, "I will not engage in stochastic terrorism" multiple times.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Welp, that seems about right.

A Spotify Wrapped screenshot where Sloth from the Goonies is the lone Top Artist and the only song is titled "Hey You Guys". Minutes listened are 525600.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Keep it up folks. It's working.

Headline from NME reading: Morrissey says war on "free speech" is stopping him releasing music.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I thought as a society we had moved beyond slut-shaming produce, but here we are.

A sign at a grocery store that says "loose carrots".

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

Peter Hook and The Light is the New Order/Joy Division concert we should have had all along. Jesus, what a great show.

A stage with a drummer, keyboardist, and three guitarists. Peter Hook is front center, playing bass. The lights behind the band illuminate and enthusiastic audience.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

What in the late-stage capitalism FUCK is going on around here?

A Facebook ad for EMP Shielding

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

Post a PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

The cover art for the album Flood by They Might Be Giants.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

A screenshot of a conversation with Microsoft's Copilot AI chat.

You: What's my name?

Copilot: Your name is User.

Followed by a screencap of Flynn from Tron (1982) sitting at a terminal.

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Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

I had it custom printed. I dunno if BS will crush the resolution, but here it is.

An image that says "rage against the machine learning" in the font and style used by the musical group Rage Against The Machine.

Donovan @semievolved.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

Find you someone who looks at you the way this woman looks at her Xbox controller.

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