Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years." "You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?" "Oh" "So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔 022
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents. 1022679
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war. Anyway... 1122
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged. 1115
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood. 060
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem 060
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on." 091
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him. 151
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav. 020
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down. 181
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social 051
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026🎵"Ain't a damn thing changed boy.... Protect your neck"🎵 031
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Late stage capitalism is relentless. Profiting off misery. 160
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"When it was just between the Nazi and the alien, I knew where I stood, but I'm not sure now, the fox is kind of dapper though" 151
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"We have got Balogun, Tillman, and Adams!" You also used to have Johnny Cash, Charley Pride, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope, but that time has passed, you now have Trump, no cash, no pride, no jobs, and no bloody hope. 032
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Pocan: "I know you're a Christian nationalist by declaration." Vought: "This is the second year in a row that you've used that slander." Pocan: "You wrote an article called 'Is There Anything Actually Wrong With Christian Nationalism? 042
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Monday morning cinema quiz. Who did this kid grow up to be. 621
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Trump signs executive order declaring that algae green is just another shade of blue. 083
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026These right wing melts get everything wrong again and again and again, yet they will be here tomorrow getting the next thing wrong too. Idiocracy is here. 030
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The USA is being run by idiots, and some people want to import the nonsense here. 0132
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026So you want to escape the techno fascist dystopian apocalypse we are barreling towards? I've got the product for you. Upgrade to a rotary phone! - No racist brainwashing crap - No-one selling you crypto - You can't lose it it's tied to the wall - Has only one game. Memory number combinations. 031
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I have been added to a "patriot" group by someone. This isn't going to end well. 1130
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Guess the game in which Trump made an appearance and the one in which the Wu Tang made an appearance... 010
Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This kind of anti-semitism just won't be tolerated. 😱 Everyone involved should be punished. 070