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Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Do I look like I'm in Atlanta?"
Hawkeye from MASH
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😭
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎼Why are you lyin' 🎶 Why you always lyyyiimn'🎵
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years." "You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?" "Oh" "So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
I guess 😭
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mr T Snickers advert 2008.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just get a laser pointer from the other aisle.
Escaped Lion Eats £120 of Raw Meat in Aldi Raid
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tea and cantucci break
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Meanwhile here in Cambridgeshire
Wisbech Standard

17h.

The woman who found the bones said she occasionally heard a flute being played poorly late at night.

Remains of missing Wisbech man found through 'cult offering' discovery, inquest hears
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jason Arday 1985 - 2026 And still it continues.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war. Anyway...
Word has teaWord sips tea
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Count Binfave demonstrates why his appeal is universal.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"It's not a genocide though bruh"
Clash Report

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Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:

Twenty-four Lebanese villages, hundreds of years old-we destroyed all the buildings, not house by house, but entire villages.

Their destruction has been completed. You need to understand: 15,000 to 20,000 homes across all 24 villages have been destroyed.

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Judd Hirsch appreciation post.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There it is.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Take one guess which poster is going up next
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.
Angry Jan

*****

@Jan51478528

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Stop it Lidl. Even their bedding is now halal !

Fuming .....

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Bernie the cat
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
TIMESRadio

'MASSIVE ATTACK' IS 'LOGICAL' NEXT STEP

8:34
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.
MESSIAH' WITHOUT A MANDATE

On eve of becoming PM, Burnham gets blunt message from voters in MoS poll Flutter those eyelashes all you like, Andy ...we want an election now
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Puff the Magic Hater

@mskellymhayes.bsky.social

Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die ... | know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt.

Gowron is just the latest example."

Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.

This is a post about DS9.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me refreshing the delayed coffee parcel tracking page.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You are not your khakis. The wisdom of Emil Coran.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.
Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🎵"Ain't a damn thing changed boy.... Protect your neck"🎵
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Antiwokeception
Deniz Opal

Just now

Uruan Etim it seems James Russell

doesn't outwardly present as Anti Woke, but would like to identify as Anti Woke. And I fully support his autonomy to do so
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Late stage capitalism is relentless. Profiting off misery.
TRUMP PORTFOLIO TRACKER

The President's Prison Stocks

We tracked the prison stocks Trump directly owns. Here is the research

Trump Portfolio Tracker

July 3 at 10:40 AM

Listen

Trump's financial disclosure, filed this week, shows his investment accounts trading shares of the two private-prison companies his own immigration policy has made rich. He didn't divest. He didn't use a blind trust. And the money flows in exactly one direction — toward him.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"When it was just between the Nazi and the alien, I knew where I stood, but I'm not sure now, the fox is kind of dapper though"
Human fox joins Count Binface in run against Farage for Clacton by-election
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"We have got Balogun, Tillman, and Adams!" You also used to have Johnny Cash, Charley Pride, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope, but that time has passed, you now have Trump, no cash, no pride, no jobs, and no bloody hope.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jor El looking after the laptop during a system update.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bernie won't be carpeing any diems today.
Bernie the cat is asleep
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pocan: "I know you're a Christian nationalist by declaration." Vought: "This is the second year in a row that you've used that slander." Pocan: "You wrote an article called 'Is There Anything Actually Wrong With Christian Nationalism?
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Even the duck is embarrassed
"Fewer than 400 babies were named Donald last year. The name just hit its lowest popularity in recorded US history."

The Adolph effect is happeningDonald Duck
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Behind the scenes at Freedom 250.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Monday morning cinema quiz. Who did this kid grow up to be.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Trump signs executive order declaring that algae green is just another shade of blue.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These right wing melts get everything wrong again and again and again, yet they will be here tomorrow getting the next thing wrong too. Idiocracy is here.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Who Is Tiffany Trump's New Husband, Billionaire Michael Boulos?

Tiffany Trump, the youngest of the Trump sisters, got married to Michael Boulos at former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday.

Who is Michael Boulos?

The newest member of the Trump family, Boulos, is the bill son of a wealthy Lebanese family that owns several successful companies.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The USA is being run by idiots, and some people want to import the nonsense here.
Celeste Headlee

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"Lawmakers who passed a bill to legalize the consumption of raw milk fell ill after drinking raw milk to celebrate their victory."

www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...

CAPITOL ILLNESS RAISES CONCERNS CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA

11:02

58 WBAZ

After Legalizing Raw Milk, Legislators Fall III From Drinking Raw Milk

Uh oh

www.eater.com

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Jun 10, 2026

Some people can reply
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So you want to escape the techno fascist dystopian apocalypse we are barreling towards? I've got the product for you. Upgrade to a rotary phone! - No racist brainwashing crap - No-one selling you crypto - You can't lose it it's tied to the wall - Has only one game. Memory number combinations.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I have been added to a "patriot" group by someone. This isn't going to end well.
London United the kingdom

+ A picture of a bunch of dweebs with a flag.

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Deniz Opal

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I may be here by mistake. Is this a gay group?

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David Aj Watson

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Suggest you fuck off then ya bell end

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Guess the game in which Trump made an appearance and the one in which the Wu Tang made an appearance...
Game 3 (NYK leads 2 - 1)

Knicks

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Final Tue 9 Jun

Highlights

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Game 4 (NYK leads 3 - 1)

Knicks

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Final Today

Spurs

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Highligh

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Someone tell Q Tip
A wallet in El Segundo.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This kind of anti-semitism just won't be tolerated. 😱 Everyone involved should be punished.
Fri 5 Jun 2026

Women's WC Qualification Europe - League B - Group 4

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HT 2-0
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
King Eric 👑
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