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Anthony Rios

@seltaeb9091.bsky.social
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Fan of the San Francisco Giants, video games, pinball, the Beatles, bowling, and MST3K. I may be old, but at least I played in arcades.

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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 2h
It is time once again for cow town flipping!
Yada yada and Spinal Tap.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 15h
Quick late night update: MST3K S14E1? Pretty nifty! Great to see the band back together again!
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FYI I’ll be attending my final gaming show of the year, the Pin-A-Go-Go, tomorrow and Saturday. It’s a cozy show with pinball machines from all eras in a tiny town. My only regret is that the 90 minute commute both ways coincided with gas prices exploding. But will it be worth it? Absolutely!
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baseball update! - One of the two evil empires is out, thank goodness. - I am now officially a huge fan of the Brewers for the next several days.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
S52E2? Woof. It takes a lot to make the basketball player look good. Dakota was flat, the audience was dead, and I'm glad the episode's finally over. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need time to fill, so let Veronika sing a verse of something. I... um, okay. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, *you* check to see if those usernames are taken on there, I have to draw limits sometimes. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's weird to see Sarah play a WU character harassing Michael instead of Colin. After all these years, I guess it's time. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Kam got a big bonus for saying "glooning" on national television. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How quickly did nerds get on the internet to comment on the accuracy of Link's outfit? And dude, you'd think twice about Princess Zelda if you saw some of her... um... fan art... #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you knew Johgo was a eunuch, why did you ask to... you know what, it's a natural curiosity, we're all adults. I assume the dragon was of age, too. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wouldn't it be more appropriate if that thing sprayed buckshot? Oh wait, only a small percentage of women can spray. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Eric dates one data center at a time, we can have this whole thing taken care of within months! #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once every six months? My withered self esteem can weather that! #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not even Ashley could save that DOA Press Your Luck sketch. Was Dakota taking the painkilers? Was the audience taking the painkillers? The authentic sound effects was the only thing they got right, and at least they stopped short of the Whammy using vulgarities on them. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If your monologue is bombing, the easiest way to bail yourself out is to bring Tay out, good to know. #BelatedSNLTweets Poor Leon!
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did they start getting letters as soon as Mitch was wheeled off? How many more after that? #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta shake the rust off the fingers for these SNL airings. And it's going to be a rough few months until the latest elections get finished. Ugh.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m cheating because it’s sketch comedy, but mine is The Edge. The big star at the time was Julie Brown, but the cast also included Wayne Knight while he was Newman, Jennifer Aniston before she was Rachel, and Tom Kenny before he was SpongeBob. Not sure how the 90s humor holds up now but I liked it.
Where have you gone, The Armed Family?
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Did you order that Rubber Soul super deluxe edition?” The internet is full of silly questions, isn’t it?
The cover at LP dimensions just hits differently.
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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 01/10/2026
'William Shatner's TekWar' released on this day in 1995. Built on an early version of the Build engine, TekWar ambitiously attempted to tackle open world missions and stealth-driven shooting. Sadly, labyrinthian level design and busted game logic keep it stuck in cryo-prison.
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National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 29/09/2026
Seventy-two years ago today, Willie Mays made “The Catch.” Flagging down Vic Wertz's fly ball in the expansive Polo Grounds outfield, the Say Hey Kid made one of the most iconic plays in sports history in Game 1 of the 1954 World Series.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe I forgot to brag about this here yesterday, but even though it was a modest field of fifteen, I finally won an IFPA sanctioned pinball tournament! Big trophy! Good money! Ranking go up! It was a long time coming, that’s for sure.
It was a Cirqus Voltaire themed tournament, which was just installed a few weeks ago, but I knew enough about it to deliver in the final game. Balloon go boom!
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another weekend, another winless Smurf series, another 49ers win. At least the Giants season (as well as my lousy fantasy baseball seasons) are mercifully over.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This somehow sums up our season.
I don’t know what actually happened because I’m at a pinball tournament right now, so maybe it’s just as well I’m not witnessing what’s likely going to be another ugly loss to the Smurfs.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
S52E1? About what I expect from an athlete hosting. Maybe things will pick up now that the rest of the season won't pander to the big apple audience. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What did he say about the 10 to 1 sketch killing it? #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I had those glasses, I'd be deaf. #BelatedSNLTweets As an aside, when I met April O'Neil at that pinball show, I maintained eye contact the entire time, which surprised the hell out of me.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if you took another sketch where Kenan acts eccentric with a weird wig... and doubled it? Hilarity ensues. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had forgotten about TC and his laugh. At least the Update segments now have nowhere to go but up. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, this isn't quite how I pictured Jane's first WU segment of the year. No piano but plenty of forehead. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should start flying again so I can, um, test out those chairs. I'll take the Ground Level Club at this point. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another basketball sketch! But this time he's good! And he ends up "singing" after all! #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess I should expect Kam to try and escalate it slightly. And it might take a day or so to get "Ersher" out of my head. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A pre-tape that both introduces the freshly signed cast members plus a chance for the musical guest to act, smart. And thank you for telling me it's a Newton's Cradle and not that metal ball knocky desk thing. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh wow, an office sketch pitching paper into the wastebasket! With the basketball player! And he can't hit the wastebasket! That's so funny!!! #BelatedSNLTweets But hey, the NBA Jam nod with boomshakalaka!
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would say it's odd to have an athlete host the season premiere, but as I just said, gotta cater to the New York crowd. But can he act? Can his teammates act? At least the nod to The Chris Farley Show was cool. #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Naturally we start with a political cold open. Naturally DT is there. But we gotta give it a New York spin and cater to the audience! #BelatedSNLTweets
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL is back, and so are Belated SNL Tweets! For those new who followed since the spring, I work on Saturday nights, I DVR SNL, then once I'm home I watch along and do "live" observations of the show. I still call them tweets to keep the hashtag consistent and because I started this... over there.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get equipped with thick eruption
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Giants get swept by the Smurfs, but seasonal overlap also gives a 49ers win today. I’ll take what I can get.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Giants have had so many injuries this year, it’s about time we had a sitcom one.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
get equipped with good game
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you want to capitalize on beat music but you save money by putting the Not Beatles on the backglass. (As seen at the 2025 Pin-A-Go-Go.)
I’m sure “Bootles” isn’t a contraction of “bootleg Beatles,” but I like to think so. The backwards “Luv Dingo” sign always amuses me.Of all these parody names (that I can figure out), the Groaning Bones is the most appropriate one today.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only reason to watch the Giants is now out for the season. It feels like we could field an entire roster with who’s on the injured list.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, my entire timeline. “Which platform?” Yes.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any iPhone is a foldable iPhone if you try hard enough.
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Anthony Rios @seltaeb9091.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There used to be a time where a video game would have commentary playing up someone’s 50th home run of the season. Now it’s just another dinger. I guess people still remember the 90’s. Nonetheless, I went from striking out every other AB with Devers to hitting .330 in mid August. Never give up!
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