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Sel 🏳️‍🌈

@selonsky.bsky.social
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Beauty school drop out. He/Him

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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 46m
Gonna be the yank equivalent of cockwomble
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 59m
I do but I put them in a carrier bag in the attic because I'm sure they'll come in handy
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 1h
Killing babies is sick though Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social You're defending killing babies, which is also sick. Everything about your account is sick and depraved
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Juj @jujoe.bsky.social · 1h
Oi where's your fucking poppy
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 1h
Would you rather be a "cumguzzling gutter slut" or a baby killer? Tough one innit
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 2h
Melt flash flood
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 22h
this is peak FBPE brain
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 6h
That's exactly it
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 7h
We're sharing the same dream...
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 8h
Drives me mad!
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 8h
WOW I don't know what to say. Unbelievable
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 9h
Oh god
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 9h
Dead as fuck queen or imposter queen?
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 9h
I always knew Titchmarsh was a twat but Jesus Christ how do people watch Mary Berry? Our airwaves are populated by the most annoying cunts!
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 10h
Lol yeah it has been like that Until about Wednesday fingers crossed 🤞
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 10h
It went really well thanks Darren. I'm completely out of it though lol
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 10h
The hospital telly is being foisted upon me and Alan Titchmarsh and Mary Berry are getting on my tits
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 10h
A thread - of racist attacks in Glasgow that received no media attention whatsoever
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 11h
Piece of cake
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 11h
I don't like to brag...
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 12h
I don't want to mither on about it because it's not an original observation and people have said it much better than I can, but the NHS would be fucked without immigration, absolutely FUCKED.
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 12h
Strong and Stable in the National Interest Cheeks Jindre 💪
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 14h
Quite right
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 15h
Anyway so I've just asked the nurse who this film crew is. There is no film crew
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 22h
🙌
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 22h
It's a relief Kev lad. It's a relief 😂
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks you 👍
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😊
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you Comrade, I'll do me best 🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bionic 💪❤️
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you 😊
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👋😘
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah just lying here now with my pain clicky button. Thanks Sean ☺️
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you Jack 🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cheers Peebs 🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks Matt 🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you 😊
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
been not neen. Off my tits Chris
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It did and everyone has neen lovely. Wish they didn't keep sending cute medical staff in though, it's embarrassing lying there in a backless gown giggling. Thank you x
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Horrible food. Decent drugs
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feel like I've been hit by a bus mind
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks Mike 👍
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you 🤗
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fingers crossed 🤞 😘
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you 😊
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you Darren 😊 x
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Do I want a couple of lorazepam to relax me?" What do you think? Ay lad I do, I do that
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