iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The fit’s lowkey giving Ava Daniels today

Me outside Dallas Stadium for the 2026 World Cup, Midnight Sun jersey and colorful necklace on.

Close-up of me outside Dallas Stadium, throwing up a peace sign.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Doing my part to help combat American stereotypes by starving myself before the football tourists get here

A photo of a smiling Lindsay Lohan wearing a "SKINNY BITCH" t-shirt.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Who will be the soul brave enough to launch AI Fruit Love on the Spectrum

Carrie Bradshaw smoking in front of her laptop, thinking she just did something, probably

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I broke my stylus in half as soon as I got it

A brunette in a colorful, vibrant floral top, sitting in a car and holding an “I VOTED TODAY” sticker.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The 2013 hipsters catching strays in the Epstein files 😔

An email from someone describing a "very hipster crowd" to Jeffrey Epstein as "not very cute girls."

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Idk what I expected from a literal monster, but this guy might just be the worst texter (or emailer) to have ever lived #epsteinfiles

Jeffrey Epstein responding to someone's detailed email of life updates with only a "is she cute? how cute?"

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Been so Hacks-pilled lately that whenever anyone mentions the vice president, all I think about is this diva:

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It's that time of year again! 🖤 Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories! 🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐 #witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I want off this planet immediately.

A job listing that reads: Take Selfies at the Bar with Me!

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

Mirror selfie featuring a Jennifer’s Body costume and Sonic drink.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

she was a fairy 🧚🏼🏵️🌱🧡🌸

A selfie in front of a field of orange flowers. I am long-haired brunette wearing round green glasses, a leopard-print headband, a pink twilly, and a dreamy lime green and pink sleeveless top.

Another picture in front of the orange flowers, but from a distance.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Found a job that’s perfect for me… that requires an almost two-hour bus commute

A worried Lisa Simpson getting off the city bus in a deserted area.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I'm throwing a birthday sale! 🍾🪅🥳 In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy! thosedemigods.com #witchsky #covidconscious

Celestial earrings made of cherry-colored wooden stars and antiqued golden suns strung along hand-assembled gold-plated brass chains.

A purple guitar pick featuring an image of a heart-shaped ringed planet and text that reads "COSMIC SCUM."

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“as above, so below” The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!): #witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade

Two-tone copper earrings with a wire-wrapped split design. “As above” is hand stamped over a golden divider, and “so below” is stamped underneath.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

💫 songs are spells 💫 A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic. thosedemigods.com #smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Just opened up a clothing companion shop to my core Those Demigods line: TDextras.threadless.com A dash of whimsy, a bit of bite. 💚🪽 Each purchase helps to keep me from having to do evil things for money!!! #mexicanowned #covidconscious #smallbusiness #fuckice #fdt

A white ringer tee with black trim and colorful text that reads: "sexy little clown."

A white sweatshirt with dainty red bows and text that reads: "it's cunt to care."

An earthy olive green tee with a sun and moon face above a couple of dragonflies and puddles. Below the puddles, text that reads: "deport ice to hell"

A black tee with "Everything is gayer in Texas" printed on the left side of the chest. Below the text, a doodle of a cowboy hat with colorful beaded fringe around the rim.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Guys, is it weird to create an album & tour about being told you don’t belong in a country violently built on the backs of your people? 🙃 I’ve enjoyed Taylor Lorenz’s writing, esp. re covid, but her anti-Beyoncé posts lately have been... You know. #Beyhive #IfYouAintGotNoGrits…

A Twitter repost of a photo of Beyoncé. She’s dressed in an American flag coat and leotard. The post reads: “Her whole USA schtick rn is so weird.”

A shot of Bey’s Cowboy Carter stage. The screen surrounding her says “NEVER ASK PERMISSION FOR SOMETHING THAT ALREADY BELONGS TO YOU.”

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

At the intersection of Long Covid and Cunt 😷🌈 Snag a mask chain @ shopthosedemigods.etsy.com #mexicanowned #smallbusiness #covidconscious #maskup

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Hotter, too. 🌵🌅🪭 Pride merch available now @ thosedemigods.com #pridemonth #smallbusiness #etsy

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Practicing tarot ‘cause it’s been a minute. Decided to do a Trump past-present-future reading and gagged myself 🤭 #babywitch #witchsky

From left to right: Upright Devil, Reversed Emperor, Reversed Strength

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

John Mayer liking this interview clip of Andy Cohen asking Miss Tina about Act III being a rock album is confirmation for me 🕵🏻‍♀️🙂‍↕️ #beyhive #deluluhive

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Taking this time as an opportunity to shamelessly plug my merchandise to my fellow cradle Catholics ✨⛪️ thosedemigods.com ✰ It’s faith à la carte, baby. ✰ #CafeteriaCatholic #PopeLeo #PopeLeoXIV #Cuntissimo

A black-and-white bag charm in the shape of a cross, featuring celestial details, topped off with a lime green-colored clasp. It reads “CAFETERIA CATHOLIC.”

Statement earrings that feature ornate golden heart crosses, blue millefiori hearts, and mother of pearl teardrop detailing.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

New earrings drop in the shop! Part-Time Angel Millefiori Earrings available now at thosedemigods.com 💙🪽 (Fun note: I uploaded this video to TikTok with a typo, so I immediately deleted, edited, and reposted, and TikTok decided to punish me, leaving me at 75 views 🫶🏼🙂) #etsy #smallbusiness

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

This is exactly how I realized something was wrong with my body. First concert since the start of the pandemic had me overwhelmed, dizzy, experiencing tachycardia, and feeling absoluuutely wiped. 💔 #covidisntover #longcovid

Text: “Another thing with long COVID is it can make people highly sensitive to
nervous system overwhelm and overstimulation. So for example, I went to the first concert I had seen in
eight months. It was the first amplified concert, and it knocked me into a fatigue spell for the next three days.”

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Now in Stock: Cosmic Cherries Mask Chain 🍒⭐️ Doing my part to keep my community safe and their panties wet 🫡 Available @ thosedemigods.com #stillmasking #yallmasking #covidconscious #covidcautious #disability #smallbusiness #latinaowned

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

What if we kissed at the Roku City Sonic

TV depicting the Roku City screensaver, now featuring a Sonic Drive-In

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Mask Chain Tutorial! 🌈 Do it yourself or shop the drop tonight @ 7:00PM (CT) on my Etsy. shopthosedemigods.etsy.com ———————————— #fluseason #covidconscious #maskup #wearamask #fashionsky #mexicanowned #smallbusiness

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

From the people who brought you “Casted,” “Verse,” and “Bi-ah-pic”… New for 2025: “I resonated with this!”

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

🐴🎤 Horse Lady’s Going on Tour and I’m Desperate Flash Sale!!! 14%-44% off all items 2/2-2/4. No coupon code necessary. 🪐 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com 🪐 #artsky #smallbusiness #mexicanowned #etsyshop #beyhive

Rows of Those Demigods guitar pick packs and bag charms.

Kitschy Country Mask Chain. #yallmasking #covidconscious

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

🔥NEW🔥 in the shop this week: “The Illest” Mask Chain 😷 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com ‘cause i’m suffering from realness ✌🏼 (+ long ‘vid) (rip kanye) #maskup #wearamask #covidconscious #covidcautious #mexicanowned #smallbusiness

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Pulled out my tarot cards to do a “what’s happening to Trump at the inauguration” reading and drew a reverse star lmao #witchsky

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Even dystopian times can’t keep me from showing out. New rainbow bee mask chain available on Etsy now 🌈🐝 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com #maskup #wearamask #covidcautious #latinaowned

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Saw some flashy decorations over a patch of dirt and thought, “Yup, this is so me.”

Photo of me under an ornate metal light dome at the Dallas Arboretum.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Seli stuns in new Bluesky exclusive selfie.

A selfie of a gal in a red off-the-shoulder top, matching lipstick, and a celestial necklace in front of some Christmas home decor.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

And just like that, I let down all my middle school peers 😮‍💨 (Shout-out to my ma for the top-tier preservation 🫡) #ParisAndNicole #TheSimpleLife #WastedPotential

A certificate that reads: “Alex W. Spence TAG Academy Presents The Next Paris Hilton Female partner on ‘The Simple Life’ to: Selina Parra on May 20, 2005 for the 2004/5 school year. By popular demand of her 7th grade peers”

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Etsy released another $5 coupon!: "LASTCHANCE24" Valid today & tomorrow on any $30+ order. Grab the otherworldly gal in your life a lil' something-something this holiday season (even if that gal is yourself 🤪) 🪐 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com 🪐 #pocowned #witchsky #whimsigoth #covidconscious #maskup

In front of a zebra print background, a woman wearing a bronze-colored mask chain with golden sun charms and silver crescent moon charms over a navy blue KN95.

A black beanie embroidered with the phrase "cult classic" in wavy neon rainbow text and star accents.

A cornflower blue beanie embroidered with the phrase "literal angel" in white. Above the text is a white winged heart with rainbow star accents.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Just dropped two new mask chain designs on my Etsy shop! A little Texas Hold 'Em 🐂, a little Red Wine Supernova 🍷, a whole lotta kitsch 🦓⛓️ 🪐 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com 🪐 #smallbusiness #latinaowned #covidconscious #yallmasking #maskup

In front of a zebra print background, a woman wearing a bronze-colored mask chain with golden star and cow skull charms over a black KN95.

In front of a zebra print background, a woman wearing a bronze-colored mask chain with golden heart and cherub charms over a red KN95.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Last day to save! Stock up on stocking stuffers by using code “CYBER24” to get $5 off every $25+ order on Etsy 💚🎄 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com #covidconscious #passengerprincess #pocowned #smallbusiness #cybermonday #yallmasking

A pastel pink mask chain with golden dragonfly charms in branded packaging.

A pastel green mask chain with golden cross charms in branded packaging.

An acrylic bag charm next to crystals and a cherub figurine. The charm is a rainbow heart-shaped ringed planet that reads: “Passenger Princess”

An acrylic bag charm next to crystals and a cherub figurine. The charm is a black and white Mexican folk art-inspired cross that reads: “Cafeteria Catholic”

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

🧚🏼 It’s Small Business Saturday! 🧚🏼 Well, I’m technically a micro biz, so if you’re looking to shop eeextra small, everything in my Etsy shop is on sale now!: 10% off mask chains 20%-30% off guitar pick packs 40% off bag charms shopthosedemigods.etsy.com #covidconscious #latinaowned #smallbusiness

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

A silly chunky baby dressed up as a tough biker 😤

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

And for my cunty covid conscious chicas, all mask chains in my Etsy shop are 10% off through Cyber Monday! 🪐 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com 🪐 #SmallBusiness #BlackFriday #LatinaOwned #FashionIsPolitical

A woman wearing a pastel green mask chain with golden dragonfly charms over a green KN95.

A pastel pink mask chain with four ornate golden cross charms attached.

A close-up of a bronze-colored mask chain featuring a golden sun face charm, as well as silver crescent moon charms with heart and star cutouts.

A woman wearing a bronze-colored mask chain with golden snowflake and star charms over a red KN95.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

💚 BLACK FRIDAY DEALS UNDER $20! 💚 If you're looking to shop small this holiday season, all items in my Etsy shop are on sale NOW through December 2nd!: 🎸 20%-30% off all guitar pick packs 👜 40% off all bag charms 🪐 shopthosedemigods.etsy.com 🪐

A blue heart-shaped guitar pick featuring a golden sun and moon face.

A pack of golden brown guitar picks, each stamped with a white Triple Goddess symbol.

A hot pink guitar pick wedged between the strings of an acoustic guitar. The pick is stamped with a white heart-embellished cowgirl boot and sparkles.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Just so y’all know you’re dealing with a real poster over here 😤

A screenshot of my first tweet, which reads “bein kewl” and was posted on Twitter December 27, 2007.

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