iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Not to be all “my lobster’s too buttery, my steak’s too juicy,” but I’m always shocked at how dense my hair is despite always shedding. I should be bald

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Who will be the soul brave enough to launch AI Fruit Love on the Spectrum

Carrie Bradshaw smoking in front of her laptop, thinking she just did something, probably

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Checked out my seat assignment for the World Cup, and it turns out I got an aisle seat. Guess who's gonna risk eating cheese at the stadiuuum? 💅🏼

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Watching the new season of Love on the Spectrum, and my cheeks hurt from smiling so much! Especially during James' scenes. Dude's the goat! (Shelley is chill af, too.)

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I ♥️ monthly chemical burns

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

International Women's Day came and went and no one got me tickets to Zara Larsson. FAKE

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

This Dollar Tree lip oil gave me a canker sore. I'm never trying anything new again.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I never understood what people meant when they'd describe someone as having "beautiful eyes." (I mean, eyeballs are just eyeballs.) But I just started watching Fallout, and I get it now. Them's good eyes.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Did ANTM really give y'all self-esteem issues? Hearing the judges call the girls fat and ugly just made me think I could be a model, too.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I broke my stylus in half as soon as I got it

A brunette in a colorful, vibrant floral top, sitting in a car and holding an “I VOTED TODAY” sticker.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Combing through the Epstein files like I'm gonna be the one to catch something that was missed 🤪

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Been so Hacks-pilled lately that whenever anyone mentions the vice president, all I think about is this diva:

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Revisited the “Fade” music video. Give Teyana Taylor that Oscar.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

yeah... i'm just gonna starting hexing people now, idgaf 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

'Tis the season to IRL rage-bait your family by smothering your tamales in ketchup 🩵

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

They should make Angel Trees for perfectly-titted mamacitas

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

🎼 When the pee Hits the string Of your tampon dangling That’s 💞 traumatic 💞

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It's that time of year again! 🖤 Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories! 🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐 #witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Nothing like the World Market Golden Nutcracker Scavenger Hunt to bring out your true nature. (Broke and embarrassed to be seen trying)

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Watching Andor as someone who knows nothing about Star Wars (other than the fact that Baby Yoda is my son), and guys... the Empire is, like, really bad.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I want off this planet immediately.

A job listing that reads: Take Selfies at the Bar with Me!

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

We need to rethink who gets to go first on planes. I vote for people who can order food with “cheeky” names at restaurants straight-faced

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

Mirror selfie featuring a Jennifer’s Body costume and Sonic drink.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Wow wow woww Jesus Christ the new Lily Allen album is so good. Volcel autumn is 1,000% ON, baby

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Rosalía has that same spark in her that Beyoncé has

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Reading the morning Monistat droppings like tea leaves 🍃💕

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

If I could go back to any time, it'd be this summer with a copy of Midnight Sun. #eurosummer

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Whew, these seven albums (Included TLOP) are just as good as I remembered. 😮‍💨 Incel autumn?

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

When a millennial dies, the last thing they see is that website where you had to keep Kanye from getting into his Zone

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Revisiting Kanye's music for the first time in years, working backwards from Yeezus, and it physically hurts. 15 seconds into "Lost in the World," and I wanna dieeeee.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

If you know of any former creepy girls who have Found God or whatever and want to get rid of their Spooky Town collections, connect me, please 🤞🏼

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

she was a fairy 🧚🏼🏵️🌱🧡🌸

A selfie in front of a field of orange flowers. I am long-haired brunette wearing round green glasses, a leopard-print headband, a pink twilly, and a dreamy lime green and pink sleeveless top.

Another picture in front of the orange flowers, but from a distance.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Found a job that’s perfect for me… that requires an almost two-hour bus commute

A worried Lisa Simpson getting off the city bus in a deserted area.

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

My cards are telling me It’s going to happen August 31st. And I asked twice. 🔮🤷🏻‍♀️ #hopecore

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I'm throwing a birthday sale! 🍾🪅🥳 In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy! thosedemigods.com #witchsky #covidconscious

Celestial earrings made of cherry-colored wooden stars and antiqued golden suns strung along hand-assembled gold-plated brass chains.

A purple guitar pick featuring an image of a heart-shaped ringed planet and text that reads "COSMIC SCUM."

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Selina Parra 🍒 @seliseli.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“as above, so below” The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!): #witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade

Two-tone copper earrings with a wire-wrapped split design. “As above” is hand stamped over a golden divider, and “so below” is stamped underneath.

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