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Selena Surreal

@selenasurreal.bsky.social
53 followers 52 following 23 posts

Either the smartest dumb girl or the dumbest smart girl ✨️Brooklyn Drag Empress✨️ 🐍🐍 Serpent Siren of the Black Cherry Sideshow🖤🍒🍒🖤

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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE (secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
5 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot
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MAUVE @mauvedrag.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Fish are food, not friends
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward?
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
which i think is probably a pretty accurate call
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch"
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*unless you're crazy person
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Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hopefully this kills twitter🥰
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