Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃 010
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 18/02/2025MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE (secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry) 010
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 18/01/2025accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance 000
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 12/01/2025you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life 081
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 24/12/20245 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails 000
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/12/2024does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings 000
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie 010
Reposted by Selena Surreallumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17/09/2024bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove 0238
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch 010
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 11/12/2024are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night 010
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left 020
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 26/11/2024ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot 070
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance 030
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie 040
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward? 050
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024which i think is probably a pretty accurate call 010
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch" 041
Selena Surreal @selenasurreal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS 010