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Christopher

@selectstarman.bsky.social
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Data sadist. High quality, high variance, galaxy-brained takes. Urbanism, rage against cruelty and inefficiency, scifi/fantasy, shoegaze, stats and programming. I live in Denver, say hi if you're on Ikon.

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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ronald McDonald, mascot
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Moral circles: libs are wider
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Our far-right parties no longer feel any loyalty or identification with the nation."
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For any time in the last century
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything in "social" media is just this. Finding the craziest person with a view you disagree with (on a bot) so you get angry at those crazies
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything in "social" media is just this. Finding the craziest person with a view you disagree with (on a bot) so you get angry at those crazies
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LVT and fixing pass-through income (both restrict §199A &broaden Medicare/NIIT treatment of business income)
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a recurring thing ! I saw this one in Ohio in 2014:
Workplace freedom act: communism
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If the Atomic Scientists were actually on the ball today, based on historical calibration
Clock past midnight
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Zhou enlai
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sir, Iran has fucked a second oil strait
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Statues of Fraternity:
Argonath of Isildur and Anárion
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Noid has earned our support: - NB: not a moid, not a foid — a noid - I’d be on an anti-pizza jihad too if I lived in the ’90s. No DoorDash pho, BBQ, or tacos al pastor? Grim. - vinyl furry superhero suit: insane aura - just a weird little guy
Thr Noid
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You are technically correct 
The best kind of correct
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is funny because Kansas is both in between where I grew up (Ohio) and where I live now (Colorado), but also where my parents grew up. And I have not talked about rolly-pollys since I was 5.
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why do people like regular table grapes? Concord grapes are what grapes are supposed to taste like. The seeds are annoying, but thomcord grapes are seedless and almost as tasty, only packing the wonderful contrast of jeely interior and wet subskin layer.
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's delicious and has great vegan options. And the "standard" menu always has great sampler platters which is so great to get some variety when you don't have a big family of friend party. I don't really like the idea of finger food generally but sometimes it's fun and gives:
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah, Duchene...
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the Will Stancil haters blocked me. Because I don't think uneven income growth obviously implies a bad economy. @burlydee.blsky.social
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This organ is slurping up information and constantly remixing existing information. Like muscles needing controlled stress, it has needs. Give it some love
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wait you were laughing because 60 sounded low? This is my map
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well log(income) seems to capture utility pretty well, and it's a beautiful function that works well for many things.
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lol
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So excited, my IMAX TV just arrived!!
Old ass television
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My mom doing Tony the Tiger (she swears she doesn't need any more therapy for her anxiety):
Valium is great!!!!
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anytime I have to watch HGTV I feel like:
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Omg
Trump family's "first day of standing lessons", by @rschooley
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
While it is true we are the superior civilization, it's important to remember we are still oppressed by the ruraloids, who have thrown oppressive chains over us: highways and stroads.
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This quiz is actually the best simulation of voting because all of the policy manifestos are some combination of "golden retriever trying to operate a nuclear submarine" and "surgically designed evil" 🗳️ www.telegraph.co.uk/us-election/...
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The worst part of the Senator McConnell situation is we already have a "Senator Bernie"
Weekend at Bernie's
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Actual image of a journalist on xitter:
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What should we call out anti-social movement premised on preserving the status quo and running on vibes that reject technical science? Socialism! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 RETVRN to the utopian brotherhood
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some of the most Oedipal film ever, you could do sex ed off this
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I love all of these words
fervifie horror horrify horrific horrid horrible Figifie stupor stupefy stupifie stupid stupibte terror terrify terrific terrid terrible torpor terpify terpifie torpid terpible
vigifie
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Someone should tell these people about the non-european nation of Finland, who do "thermal shock recreationally
Finns entering water in winter
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bagdad bob
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Another benefit of Green Space
Irrigation water spraying a sidewalk
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Brits on Twitter are taking rape seriously"
Mr incredible becoming uncanny meme
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bring back city gates
A steel gate that keeps big ass pickups out of the city
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rabid dog  "I don't know what I'm doing"
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just realizing that the trial on the news does NOT involve the basketball player. Really a special kind of suck to have some rando fuck you up your name.
Why should I, Michael Bolton, change? He's the one who sucks.
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump being rope-a-doped by energy markets
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What about flying cars though?
Doc Brown puts beer into the DeLorean
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Meme: 
Wojack: idiotic statement
Wojack: wow, so many triggered people
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That is exactly my point - picard meme
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The ghosts of the founders will emerge. While usually only the 9 High Priests can commune with them, this will be a unique chance for them to explain why the Constitution requires eternal GOP rule.
Hari Seldon somehow reëmerged
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Christopher @selectstarman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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