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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

#shit Welsh rugby being back to normal with everyone hating each other after a brief bit of unity. #shit Dewi doing the post game interviews. It was bad enough when Jac did it. But this time it’s different gravy. Such a sad watch #good seeing Tipuric playing for Trebanos 😍

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

’m lucky that I finish Friday and don’t come back till after new year. Which is why this week feels like one of those 37 day weeks.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

#shit Pollock is the darling of English rugby. Rightly so as he’s very good and rugby needs young superstars. Morgan Morse. Equally as good yet doesn’t get anything like the attention and exposure Pollock does. Makes no sense. #shit Josh Adams brain fart #good Argentina. Just the most fun.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The government comparison is pretty much spot on! You can trust me I’m a member of the board etc. I’ve always said it’s hard work being an ospreys fan 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Also feel for the players. Such uncertainty going forward is just the worst motivator. Cardiff will be fine 😬 as they say you’ve got to have rugby in the capital 🙄 but I agree it’s totally shambolic. Peak WRU.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The intergalactic levels of cunts tricks by the WRU today. It’s gonna be the Ospreys cause of history and shit 🙄 We all know it. But I’ll stand by my team till the bitter end.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Yeah there has been a big push from the west for him 😁 but as usual we’re right 😁😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Odd as this sounds I want the Aussies to win this. I want a banger of a final test. A proper final test match.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

The most savage comment I’ve seen for a while 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Won’t lie shed a little tear at the end of that game. I know there’s still so much wrong with rugby in Wales but just for a few minutes we can smile 😊#JPNvWAL

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Give the lad a go. What’s the worse that could happen.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Quick check in on book of face to see how my “friends” might have voted. Easy way to reduce the friend list. I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

#good Proud day. Played rugby this weekend with 6 lads I coached through junior rugby. All now over 21 and still playing for the same club! They’re all bloody huge! 😁 (I’m in the middle and tiny😂) That is all really 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Also on the course is Aneurin Owen. He’s also a really nice guy too. This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Small update on Nikola Matawalu. He’s studying rugby coaching and performance at USW Pontypridd of all places. My son is on the same course. Says he’s the nicest guy in the world 😁 calls my boy Moana after his obsession with pacific island rugby 😁😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

It’s not the hub cap for Welsh dominance but a nice pot of cash I guess. Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Who? I’m not sure it’s wise to bring out the shags for next week. Cup game and all that 😉

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Keith will just walk over your boys and Deaves will smile purely because he’s playing on grass.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I fear my boy next week you will be disappointed.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

“What the fuck” has been said many many times in that first half. Ref clearly has lost control of the game. Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

They’re merely jumping on the hype train. I admire your dedication though 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I’m sure this will be of your usual high standard but I’m not sure I can ever watch it. That means accepting it actually happened 😔 not sure how you summoned the strength to complete it.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Maybe that was a few Os fans just trying for a nibble. Certainly worked on a few I know 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Is this just me or do the vast majority of comments advocating cutting a region seem to come from players/fans of Scarlets or Cardiff. I’m more than happy to be corrected by this. I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

This looks like a list prepared by multi award winning journalist Stephen Jones. There’s even more dark days ahead.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

That is a magical list. Kingsley there to give us the opportunity to sink even further than rock bottom.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

While we wait for the WRU review I’ve conducted my own this morning. Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

We’re the new Scotland when it comes to lions picks.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Trying to formulate a plan to clone Morgan and Faletau. 23 players of their combined DNA is enough to take over the world.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Scotland are playing very good but also we’ve suddenly become shite at the basics. Really shit.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Your guys were superior in every way over Ulster except scoring more points 😉

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Everyone currently saying Nicky Smith is an incredible scrummager. All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

So late for work it’s not even funny. Do I care? No not really. Not a good way to start the working week 😬

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Ospreys Rugby @ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

🏆 WINNERS! Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park. Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎 #TogetherAsOne

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

When the millennium is on form (for that is its name 😁) there is no better place to be! You can’t but be hyped 😁

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