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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

’m lucky that I finish Friday and don’t come back till after new year. Which is why this week feels like one of those 37 day weeks.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The intergalactic levels of cunts tricks by the WRU today. It’s gonna be the Ospreys cause of history and shit 🙄 We all know it. But I’ll stand by my team till the bitter end.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Odd as this sounds I want the Aussies to win this. I want a banger of a final test. A proper final test match.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Won’t lie shed a little tear at the end of that game. I know there’s still so much wrong with rugby in Wales but just for a few minutes we can smile 😊#JPNvWAL

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Quick check in on book of face to see how my “friends” might have voted. Easy way to reduce the friend list. I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

“What the fuck” has been said many many times in that first half. Ref clearly has lost control of the game. Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Is this just me or do the vast majority of comments advocating cutting a region seem to come from players/fans of Scarlets or Cardiff. I’m more than happy to be corrected by this. I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

While we wait for the WRU review I’ve conducted my own this morning. Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Trying to formulate a plan to clone Morgan and Faletau. 23 players of their combined DNA is enough to take over the world.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Scotland are playing very good but also we’ve suddenly become shite at the basics. Really shit.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Everyone currently saying Nicky Smith is an incredible scrummager. All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

So late for work it’s not even funny. Do I care? No not really. Not a good way to start the working week 😬

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Ospreys Rugby @ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

🏆 WINNERS! Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park. Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎 #TogetherAsOne

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I’ve always held the belief that the players in the Wales squad were much better than they were playing. I think yesterday proved that. Gatland going isn’t the full cure but it’s a start 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Just imagine if we win. We won’t but I can’t help it 😁 #WALvsIRE

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

What a defensive shift from Wales! And what a bloody win! Get in 👊🏼

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Wales squad. You ain’t gonna please everyone. Myself not 100% convinced by some selections but novel to see players in their actual positions. Dan Eds been done dirty though.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Looking at the debates for Saturdays game against Ireland and I’ve come to a conclusion. I don’t care who we play just score a try and look vaguely competent please 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

No shame in that score line boys @ospreys you could see the effort and commitment! Deaves is an absolute animal 🖤

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Ospreys vs Leinster gives me state school vs the posh kids vibes

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Little throw back to 2017. Playing back row for the best vets team in the area. Back in the gym to get one last season in my 50th year 😁and yes small ones at the front 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Ultimately Gatland took us to some of the greatest highs and lowest lows. Once this shit storm dies down he’ll be remembered for the great stuff. It’s been emotional and diolch cement head

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I’m guessing Matt Sherratt was just walking past the window at WRU towers…

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Perfectly timed amateur dramatics from Ireland there just to slow that momentum. Classic shithouse move 👌🏻

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Not the greatest afternoon/evening of rugby. Positives - I can now fit in my ospreys jersey. Negatives - many. For the rest of the evening bring on the gin.

media.tenor.com

a man with a beard is drinking from a gallon of water ..

ALT: a man with a beard is drinking from a gallon of water ..

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

So England can play in the last 20 minutes. Was actually good game. Really. Honestly 😬😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Just been told off on twitter for calling Gatland a bell end. Whoops 😁

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

That was magnificent. Honestly many many involuntary noises there #6Nations #ENGvsFra

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

France have come to play. This is gonna be good.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

That’s surely the end for Gatland. Seriously it can’t go on. For my mental and physical well being it’s got to stop now.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Phew Tompkins is back on. Back to rugby chaos now.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

For what it’s worth I’d rather Teddy come in for Jenkins. But I’m sure Gatland knows what he’s doing. After all he’s on a roll at the moment.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

My plans for today… A few chores around the house, visit big Tesco for gin and relax. Later on I’ll be crying into aforementioned gin as Wales lose another game. As positive as ever.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Pulled over as I felt a little sleepy driving back this afternoon. An hour and half later (and a few missed phone calls from the office to see if I was alive) I woke up. It seems in my advancing years I’ve acquired the skill of sleeping sitting up. My grandad would be proud.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Wales squad announced. Very much “if things don’t change they’ll stay the same” vibe. Italy by 10

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

This is a genuine take from someone I consider to be a good friend… “One positive from last night is at least Watkin wont play another game” (A scarlets fan for context) People are cunts.

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Simon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 @seismicmelon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Watching Serin playing so so good! French 9s do have the ability to make me go very squiffy.

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