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The two of you need to work on trust. And then and only then will there be a free exchange of s3x and discounts. / S07E19 The Wig Master

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Kramer: Put another stick of butter in... Yeah, stir it up so it melts. / S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Farmer: Enjoy that mutton? Newman: It's delicious mutton. This is outta sight. I would love to get the recipe. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

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Kramer: (under car) Jerry, I don't think this thing is hooked up right. / S09E11 The Dealership

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Hey, you should come over. Tonight's pipe night. / S08E09 The Abstinence

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Waitress: Nothing's finer than being in your diner. / S04E07 The Bubble Boy

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Seinfeldism: "Heads-O" ~ Kramer reported that the police were having internal dissension about the name for the serial killer 'The Lopper.' One of the other names under consideration was 'Heads-O.' (S09E18 The Frogger) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: seinfeldism....

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I see this guy over at the pizza boxes giving me the stink-eye. So I give him the crook-eye back, you know... / S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You're an anti-dentite! / S08E19 The Yada Yada

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Frank: George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son, but even parents have limits. / S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Oh, this baby loves to slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. / S03E13 The Subway

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I'm hip. To the whole scene. / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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George: How's your life? All right? Woman: Yeah, not bad at all. / S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Pulp can move, baby! / S07E04 The Wink

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I solve problems. That's just what I do. / S07E13 The Seven

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Is someone there? Mr. Marbles? / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Seinfeldism: "I know my alleys" ~ After Jerry made up a story about George being a marine biologist, thinking it was right up George's alley, George responded that it was not up his alley, and only he knew his alleys. (S05E14 The Marine Biologist) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

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I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

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Look, that's Jerry Seinfeld... My best friend. He can explain all of this. / S07E10 The Gum

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Vote for Kramer. Cosmo Kramer. / S09E15 The Wizard

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Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns. You know that? / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

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You're killing independent George! / S07E08 The Pool Guy

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Man, these are tight! / S07E23 The Wait Out

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I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? / S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Gina: You will show me The Stooges? Jerry: I will show you The Stooges. / S03E15 The Suicide

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Kramer: Look at these boys. If they were any more Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself. / S08E17 The English Patient

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Seinfeldism: "Executive, The" ~ A beltless trench coat produced by Morty Seinfeld that had little popularity in the 1970s, but was a hot item at used clothing stores in the 1990s. (S05E18-19 The Raincoats) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: seinfeldism....

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Jerry: I'll take the first class. / S04E12 The Airport

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Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread. / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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As I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Carrie: I've been thinking about it. You got no job. You got no prospects. You're like Biff Loman. George: I went to the hardware store interview. Carrie: You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody because he can get me a deal on a box of nails? / S03E18 The Boyfriend (Part 2)

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It's the kung pao! George likes his chicken spicy. / S06E19 The Jimmy

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I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all! / S04E15 The Visa

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This is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting around chewing gum. / S07E10 The Gum

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You want me to roll 6,000 of these? What, should I quit my job? / S01E04 Male Unbonding

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Now, uh you and Jerry dated for a while. Tell us... what was that like? Wrong card. / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Seinfeldism: "Flashy, making a scene, flaunting convention" ~ How Mr. Bookman, the library cop, described Jerry's flippant demeanor when he felt Jerry was not taking the loss of the book 'The Tropic of Cancer' seriously. (S03E05 The Library) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

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So you're talking, you're having pleasant conversation, then all of a sudden... It. Out. / S05E16 The Stand-In

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You drugged a women so you could take advantage of her toys? / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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