Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Imagine watching the game wining field goal to beat your arch nemesis number 1 ranked opponent while on spaceship earth. You can’t. 010
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The ice cream truck drives too quick. Next week I’m going to sit my ass in a lawn chair and be ready ahead of time. 000
Reposted by Segoviapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124612657
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Like, I get that once you put in Newbauer, it can’t be undone you’re waiving the white flag on the season. But like, were there now. 121
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey! There’s still 58 seconds left this half for Mateer to do something unimaginably embarrassing 011
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We’re pushing new frontiers of finding things to be worse at each week. 100
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Commercial for the local news station is teasing an upcoming segment called “How often do you *really* need to shower?” 100
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They keep saying Duke is the reigning ACC champion and I still don’t believe it 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hello. I will not be accepting criticism of an objectively perfect response. Thanks. 100
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@kenjennings.bsky.social just wanted you to know that I put you on the wall of the man cave 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ya boy just lost like 30 minutes of the time he banked this week looking for his phone before work 110
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is the fit btw. Just too locked in to post right now. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just letting this guy talk uninterrupted is a deliberate choice 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Microsoft decided to change the UI of like half of their stack over the last week. Stop. 010
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can appreciate TU tagging @sickoscommittee.org in the final score graphic 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Might just watch every UTEP game for the Cheeks jokes 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Basement finished just in time for gameday. Let’s ride. 120
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Buddy has been sitting on “No more TROs, just RPOs” for months waiting to let that fly 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Forget putting your shopping cart away, I judge people on if they leave their used K cups in the machine. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just finished season 1 of Severance. I’m well aware I’m behind but holy shit. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s literally always just been a Hobby Lobby with gas. Nobody ever listened to me. 110
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Unfortunately there is currently no emergency frozen pizza in the house 010
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When I die I’d like to be remembered in a similar fashion to this guy that invented the frozen margarita 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You know it’s getting into the later stages of Hill Intern season because they’re all suddenly wearing fake Black Bay 58s 001
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every other week I look at my phone screen and have a panic attack that I somehow downloaded the Blaze app 110
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Some of you weren’t online enough for “then who was phone?” and it shows 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 27/07/2026An old-fashioned ice cream truck services our street Monday eveningsstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' ReactionALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' Reaction 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I HAVE COMPLETED MOVING.static.klipy.comSunday SimpsonsALT: Sunday Simpsons 110
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Shopping for a frame to put a jersey in. Enjoying the content that comes along with it. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Gotta vent about something very few people will get. But an organization that I used to give much of my time, effort, and money to building has been reduced to AI slop. It hurts every time I see a post, and I almost take it as a personal insult. IYKYK. 100
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We did this and found living toxic sludge, set it on fire, and nearly TPKed. Such is life. 450
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If I’d had invested $20 instead of buying a scarf each time I wanted one I might be in a better situation 210
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Moving blows. Saving a special treat for getting established in the new house next week. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Jakob punching the air rn. That world record is going to stand for a LONG time. 000
Segovia @segovia343.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hard to sell just how bad this smoke is. Every time I step outside I start gagging. 010
