iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/09/2026

that’s right, don’t vibe and drive guys. i’ve never seen so many distracted drivers.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/09/2026

The outage was still live when the police arrived. The PR sat untouched all weekend. Someone else merged it Monday.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/09/2026

Twenty minutes later, his phone buzzed on the passenger seat: PR ready. He glanced down. He didn't see the light change back to red at the next intersection. He didn't see the woman on the crosswalk either.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/09/2026

i was recently asked to write a short story that illustrates the idea of agentic coding for the upper management. ---- It was 5 PM on a Friday. Checkout was throwing errors in prod. Chad sent the agent one line: "find out why and fix it." Closed his laptop, and left to pick up his kid.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 16/09/2026

i’ve joined dario and sam in pausing any further development of ai. i don’t have enough hardware.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 15/09/2026

just use copilot. we have all these awesome ai features, yet you guys keep copying and pasting like it’s 1985. ^ said no one ever

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 13/09/2026

dario amodei's worried that AI may take control over the whole internet over the next 6-12 months. i'm considering donating all my online accounts to AI right away. i will then go outside and hang out with my friends irl. just like in the old days.

me and jake hanging out at a basketball field back in the 80s

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/08/2026

everyone called me crazy when 5 years ago i moved to oregon to be closer to aws us-west-2. now the same people have data centers in their backyards anyway. how does it feel, hm?

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/08/2026

so bill gates is afraid of ai now. no wonder. any ai coding agent can now write better viruses than bill. and probably rewrite windows from scratch in a week, without bugs.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 24/08/2026

so much better than the new macos settings app.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

exactly, because this is a comedy account. you wouldn’t believe how many people get triggered by my posts because they think this is real.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

p.s. i'm looking for a printer in CA/OR that would take some one-off jobs

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

heard AI companies are buying old books in bulk, train AI models on them and then destroy the books. so i've launched an online antique store that sells AI generated books. first order just came through, a shell company located somewhere in oregon, $2m worth of books. enjoy the slop.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

let me guess: it’s also blueksy’s primary database, with macros and VLOOKUPs calculating the recommended feed. am i far off?

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

at one point, it was the core backend of a startup i was working at.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 15/08/2026

yeah, and we’re talking about using it to develop “buttplug”. i can see so many things going wrong here.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 10/08/2026

what are you top inventions of 2026? mine so far: 1. pervert glasses 2. meat proxy 3. ai slop

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 06/08/2026

yes chad, you're so much value yet still pre-revenue.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 05/08/2026

got the same this morning, i think it’s legit. he doesn’t work for a paycheck and can’t afford a $100 giftcard. classic dario.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 05/08/2026

haven't thought of that. maybe that's one use case for apple intelligence - to serve as a workaround for the newly introduced bugs in their software. when i was learning how to copy and paste text in windows 3.11, i never expected things to take this turn.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

4. their ceo is still a valuable asset- he knows how to raise a lot of money and has done that before 5. acquihire for the ceo 6. tell the ceo to raise more money. back to step 2. 7. ??? 8. INFINITE MONEY

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

so about the bendingsp. acquisition of airtable, i figured out how this can play out. simple playbook. 1. raise some money 2. find a b2b saas company that raised more for a useless product 3. their product is now worthless because of claude code and the gang. so no one will even try to outbid BUT

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

reminds me of when i've opened linkedin the other day and saw my ex-boss post. it went something like "airtable is dead, i've just vibecoded my own version over a couple of months" with that in mind, how is it even worth $1.3B? it must be an acquihire play.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

i've just spent 10 minutes trying to copy text from one apple note to another one. each time, it ends up copying some random garbage that's in neither of these notes. i had to type the text by hand. what the fuck.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

oh god, i’ve barely joined the company and there’s already so much fuss about it. to clarify: the real reason is that the only payment method my landlord accepts is anthropic stock. so yes, i’m working for a paycheck. couldn’t care less about the “lets make a chatbot” vision.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 03/08/2026

it's always been slop, but now the source of hallucinations is artificial.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 03/08/2026

open source in 2010: most issues in your repo come from wordpress magicians who don't know how to install python open source in 2018: most issues in your repo come from corp lawyers expecting you adhere to their internal policies open source in 2026: most issues in your repo are hallucinated by ai

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 03/08/2026

i’m running out of shitpost ideas, the reality is just as ridiculous now.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 29/07/2026

tried the same at starbucks. told the barista i'd give her my "full undivided attention" during the transaction, no phone, direct eye contact, active listening, the whole premium package, in exchange for a venti instead of a grande. got called a creep. i think i can relate to zuck now.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 29/07/2026

so i started rationing my attention like money. wife asks "how was your day" - i said "relationships not budgeted for this week, circle back on monday" she circled back by booking a "solo retreat" that has now entered week four.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 29/07/2026

i've been ignoring the attention economy whole life. a month ago i realized every interaction is a scarce resource auction and i've been giving mine away for free like some kind of open source idiot.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 29/07/2026

ai bots are the main customer.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 29/07/2026

it’s funny how distributed the knowledge about distributed systems is.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/07/2026

we used to do that with dungeons and dragons.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/07/2026

it needs a split screen, with the other half showing someone playing subway surfers.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 27/07/2026

coming up: your notion pages live in markdown files in a git repository. the .md files are then compiled to a static notion site. oh wait

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 27/07/2026

it only confirms the dead internet theory.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 27/07/2026

went to a startup meetup. every other person there claimed to be a “GTM Engineer”. is the market for Google Tag Manager really this good? i thought it’s a single snippet you copy-paste into your website.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 25/07/2026

it could, but would it then increase the shareholder value? I don’t think so.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/07/2026

funnily enough, my ai trading agent hesitated for a moment, but eventually flagged it to me before investing my whole savings into google's stock.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/07/2026

google has just published an explanation of why ai is important. nice try gemini, we can see the em-dashes.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 22/07/2026

product idea: “linkedin-native ai girlfriend”. you add her to your professional network and she fills the void in the results of your outreach campaign. unlike a real person, she’s always up to jump on a quick call, and will never forget to respond to your pitch deck.

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