iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 15/09/2026

just use copilot. we have all these awesome ai features, yet you guys keep copying and pasting like it’s 1985. ^ said no one ever

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 13/09/2026

dario amodei's worried that AI may take control over the whole internet over the next 6-12 months. i'm considering donating all my online accounts to AI right away. i will then go outside and hang out with my friends irl. just like in the old days.

me and jake hanging out at a basketball field back in the 80s

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/08/2026

so bill gates is afraid of ai now. no wonder. any ai coding agent can now write better viruses than bill. and probably rewrite windows from scratch in a week, without bugs.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/08/2026

heard AI companies are buying old books in bulk, train AI models on them and then destroy the books. so i've launched an online antique store that sells AI generated books. first order just came through, a shell company located somewhere in oregon, $2m worth of books. enjoy the slop.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/08/2026

oh god, i’ve barely joined the company and there’s already so much fuss about it. to clarify: the real reason is that the only payment method my landlord accepts is anthropic stock. so yes, i’m working for a paycheck. couldn’t care less about the “lets make a chatbot” vision.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 03/08/2026

open source in 2010: most issues in your repo come from wordpress magicians who don't know how to install python open source in 2018: most issues in your repo come from corp lawyers expecting you adhere to their internal policies open source in 2026: most issues in your repo are hallucinated by ai

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/07/2026

google has just published an explanation of why ai is important. nice try gemini, we can see the em-dashes.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 22/07/2026

that's what the anthropic export controls were trying to protect us from. let's go.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 22/07/2026

if ai existed 20 years ago, steve wouldn’t need johnny ive at all. he’d just prompt “design something that makes people cry and costs $999” and ai hands him a rectangle with no ports, then he unveils it like he reinvented fire

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/07/2026

if ai existed 30 years ago bill could skip windows entirely, and just get an ai to nag him about updates and forced restarts directly. he’d have more time to fix his marriage and feel guilty about malaria.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 20/07/2026

if ai existed 20 years ago zuck wouldn’t have had to invent facebook. he’d skip the whole social network grift and just get an ai girlfriend day one.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 11/07/2026

xbox raised console prices over a memory shortage. then solved their own memory shortage by deleting 3,200 employees.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 30/06/2026

life pro tip: if your boss won’t stop vibecoding garbage and bothering you about it, get your admin to ship an enterprise skill called “generate code that’s broken and doesn’t work.” enterprise skills override regular ones in claude code. he’ll think he’s losing his mind. you’ll just be watching.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/06/2026

i wonder how anthropic's devs investigate outages, when all the anthropic services are down. do they switch to chatgpt?

claude reporting major outage across all the services.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 10/06/2026

exhibit b: claude, how do i make a farting sound resp: i thought you’d never ask, that’s what i’m trained for!

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 10/06/2026

exhibit a: claude, cure cancer resp: no, this is to dangerous, degrading the model to one that doesn’t know how to do it

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 09/06/2026

it's oddly satisfying to see github ban one of the azure repos.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/06/2026

just wanted to see how videos work here. move along.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/06/2026

chad just called me. he got flagged by linkedin for his thought-leadership-brainrot and needs to verify his identity now. he got stuck on the captcha. we'll miss you chad. i consider coming back to social media now.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 28/05/2026

funny, so sam was lying after all

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/05/2026

i've tasked ai with figuring out what to do with linkedin. somehow we came to the same conclusion - just shut it down.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 20/05/2026

google: we're changing our search box after 20 years me:

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 18/05/2026

trying to convert aws per-hour pricing to per-month. gemini assumed i was trying to calculate my future salary, after it replaces me, hence 40 hours per week. they don't even pretend anymore.

aws calculating server cost as payroll cost

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 15/05/2026

it took me years to realize, that all my bad feelings towards ms outlook come from the people emailing me, not from the tool itself. the legacy version, the one that's pre-copilot and without this bs "user-friendly" ux, is pretty awesome. there's some sort of beauty in the windows 98 era tools.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 14/05/2026

went to cloudflare's website today. somehow, when i saw 20%, my brain immediately went "oh, they just fired 20% of their staff"

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 11/05/2026

ok i get where this question was coming from now. no matter how much we try, we’re always behind the competitors.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 26/04/2026

macos lion shipped airdrop, full-screen apps, launchpad, resume, icloud, auto-save, and 250 new features in 2011. macos tahoe 26.4 ships 8 new emoji. fifteen years of engineering to achieve fewer features per update. respect the craft.

macos tahoe update that says it features 8 new emoji

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 24/04/2026

remember this superbowl ad where anthropic made fun of ads in chatgpt? i'm vibe coding a small service that will generate some code in runtime. i told claude code: 'make the llm configurable' claude code: 'sure, but let's add a vendor lock-in to anthorpic, ok?' your turn openai.

claude proposing claude as the default llm

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 18/04/2026

allbirds pivoting to ai was ridiculed and the stock crashed. meanwhile someone reposted my proposal for build-a-bear to pivot to ai on /r/programmerHumor. it got removed by mods reason: “a good business case doesn’t constitute humor” i should pursue an MBA, apparently i’m good at this bs.

Tech bro sneaker company Allbirds made a huge splash yesterday when it announced a baffling pivot to Al infrastructure — news that was met with a mix of incredulity and ridicule.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 16/04/2026

finally, opus 4.7 is here. time for my most ambitious task this week.

a claude ui showing "try opus 4.7" for your most ambitious work, then user prompting it to "create a blog in ruby on rails"

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 14/03/2026

yes, and you can easily find a list of our subscribers in your “stocks” app.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 11/03/2026

people keep crying about claude code deleting their production databases. i gave mine access to my desktop via cowork and it started with deleting my linkedin profile. first time ai has really improved my life.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 04/03/2026

nice try apple, with this macbook neo. too bad it won't even open linkedin with only 8 gigs of ram. or is that a feature?

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 27/02/2026

why is jack writing like me lowercase. no punctuation discipline. “today we’re making one of the hardest decisions” sir that’s my exact brand voice when i deploy to prod on a friday

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 26/02/2026

this tipping culture is spreading everywhere. it used to be just sit-down restaurants, now it came to ai coding tools. coming up: my http 500 error spinning an ipad around: “It’s just going to ask you a quick question”

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 26/02/2026

a sign that we've made some progress as a society.

github asking to use only secure 2fa methods, claims that sms is not secure.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 24/02/2026

anthropic today: “We’ll disrupt the global labor market in the next 18 months.” anthropic in 18 months: “Claude is driving for Uber between inference requests. It just cancelled your deployment because it had to pick up a passenger at the airport.”

uber app that says “your driver claude code is finishing a production deployment and will arrive soon”

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 23/02/2026

went around to 14 investors last week pitching my new startup. it’s called “autonomous” there’s no ceo. there’s no managers. it’s just me. and a gpt that tells me what to do. i wake up. check slack. it’s just the ai. “drink water” “refactor auth” “acquire lithuania” “optimize landing page"

investor pitch deck slide that says "the autonomous operating model: the world's first fully autonomous startup"

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 21/02/2026

traditional ai coding assistant software is dead. i just vibe coded a claude code replacement, while on a production outage call, while being on hold with cloudflare support, while buying a latte at starbucks, while walking my dog. runs locally on my 2008 mac mini.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 20/02/2026

today's vibe: let's add an empty line and see if that fixes the issue

claude code adding an empty line of code

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/02/2026

ok, let’s run an ai-assisted simulation.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 19/02/2026

another day, another model. the real benchmark is: will it rewrite the linux kernel in php?

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 17/02/2026

“claude sonnet 4.6 is our most capable model yet”. let’s see.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 17/02/2026

ah, so now being able to fit a video game into 4kb memory is an actual skill, not just me being a boomer.

many consumer electronics manufacturers will go bankrupt by the end of 2026 thanks to the rampocalypse

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 16/02/2026

a lot of you asked me about the output of the “boss replacement prompt”. well, my boss should start looking for a new job. opus 4.6 is just too good.

claude setting up a dev team meeting, prompting them to pivot to agi by friday.

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root @ segfault cult @segfaultcult.com · 16/02/2026

anyone got any experience replacing their boss with ai? what prompts did you use? did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow? asking for a friend. @anthropic.com @n8n.io

a claude ui that shows a prompt

You're a CEO of a fast growing AI startup. Your main goal is to schedule a lot of "quick meetings" with your development team, and pitch unrealistic ideas to your vc investors.

Start by creating a plan for your day, as a sequence of step by step tasks and meetings to be executed. Repeat that, until you reach a $1T valuation.

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