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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They really should have broken their "no planeswalkers in UB" rule for this one. Turning Picard into a creature you can attack with bothers me more than I thought it would.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The In The Pale Moonlight enchantment resulting in the creation of 2 boring Romulan tokens was a huge letdown.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't always drink water from the tap, but when I do, the majority of it falls on my head.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm still blaming Dan for this
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a piñata. Whack it open.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nature's perfect hunter
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used to frame this as: If we could pass a constitutional amendment guaranteeing trans people access to comprehensive gender-affirming healthcare, the bathroom of their choice, etc., in exchange for us giving up sports, do you think the people who don't want trans people in sports would go for it?
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought Link was taking a selfie.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is literally a Seinfeld bit youtube.com/shorts/PcDCd...
youtube.com
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally, a game inspired by the sound of a coconut falling on my head
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Hire This Man: George Steinbrenner & Costanza
ALT: Hire This Man: George Steinbrenner & Costanza
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Their silence on waffles speaks volumes.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Start the PC without the monitor connected to it. After a minute, connect the monitor and see what happens.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Space Balls the flamethrower
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They think The Thing was inspirational.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The internet is a lot bigger than it used to be.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A second paper plane has hit the border.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That thing looks like a fake video game character you'd see in a subversive comedy
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is she trying to make us focus on it LESS? Because... this is shining a blacklight on it and seeing the weird gross stuff you couldn't see before.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope the horse was being ridden by someone in a hurry
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A woman-owned Vietnamese restaurant built in an abandoned London subway station called The Pho Lopian Tube
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have truth nostalgia 😬
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Reminds me of Labyrinth
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Shane Bettenhausen @shanewatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Robert Pattinson Lighthouse
ALT: Robert Pattinson Lighthouse
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It looks like it's covered in ants
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mike when someone criticizes Disney
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So... criticism of a movie is bad, but criticism of said criticism wraps back around and becomes good? I guess?
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tai chi cat
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They were enchanted by a Witchy Woman.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shawn prefers Krystal but he's open-minded!
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bad Take HOF: Love it or leave it
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Poirot
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The old rules actually contained the phrase "on its way to the graveyard," so there is obsolete precedence for this in-between space.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The LOONY left doesn't want you jumping into a gigantic pile of metal!
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Full Life Consequences
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Literally Uncle Ruckus
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You wanna bet on a daywalker getting into a kung fu fight with the vampires that killed his mother? Money plane.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A niche hobbyist nerd awakening in Rob? No way!
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@danryckert.com Hopefully this clears things up
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yo this Nancy eating beans in here!
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Urgent by Foreigner is the only one you need. youtu.be/Lcb-Fsx_phM?...
youtu.be
Foreigner - Urgent (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I hardly even know her tip.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sometimes I wonder if design teams occasionally go back and re-solve a problem to justify the existence of their jobs.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sleeveless, of course
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oil the pivot for the blade. That will make it easier to open. Depending on how the knife is built, you may also be able to loosen the pivot screw a tiny bit.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It wasn't a false flag. "It was all an elaborate plan by the Trump administration" has got to be one of the dumbest takes possible in 2026.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This one gets worse the more you look at it.
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Secular Strategy @secularstrategy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What the hell are we doing here?
In the image creator's barely-disguised fetish, one of those pin-pulling mobile games apparently has the goal of making the hero fall into the mouth of a sleeping giantess to retrieve treasure residing in her throat.
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